Today, resume fraud everyone has seen no surprise, with the personnel department fight level upgrade, the counterfeiting technology is also rising. How many steps does a perfect fake resume take? Grimm's Fairy Tales gives us a very complete example.
A good slogan is half the battle
In the story "Brave Little Tailor", the protagonist little tailor is a tailor (nonsense). In addition to sewing clothes, his daily work is actually tossing people. For example, he would ask the aunt who sold jam downstairs to carry a heavy load of goods to the 4th floor, but in the end, he only bought two or two jams. There is no way, the society at the bottom, everyone is to hurt each other as the source of happiness.
When the little tailor was ready to eat the jam, he found that the jam was crawling with flies, and in a rage, he picked up a cloth and hit the flies, thus obtaining the achievement of "Seven Kills". The little tailor was very proud and embroidered a very shiny belt for himself, which read: "Kill seven at once!" ”
Since then, a scam against resumes has begun.
The little tailor's slogan for the world has been put forward, and my ability is to kill seven at once! But what are the seven? fly? tiger? Or ants? Rest assured, this question slowly becomes less important as the story progresses.
Second, look for the first fool
Some people say that religion is the first liar in the world to meet the first fool. For the little tailor, the slogan is set, and the next thing he has to do is to find the first person (the company) to admit his resume. This is very important. A lot of people look for a job and say, "I'm going to be a product manager!" "As a result, I didn't find the right one for three days, so I went to find sales instead." In this way, it is better to stand up than not to stand, and people can never get up.
The little tailor took a piece of cheese from the house when he set out, and saved a bird on the way. On the way, he met a giant. We know that in fairy tales, giants are the typical ones who look fierce but have bad brains. And what the little tailor has to do is: prove himself.
So the little tailor decided to compete with the giant. The little tailor took out his own cheese as a stone, and at once squeezed out the water; and took out the bird he had saved and threw it out as a stone. Giants certainly can't do something so hard as squeezing a stone out of the water and throwing out a stone that never falls. So the little tailor's men settled down.
Third, borrow power
If virtue is not worthy, there will be disasters. For the little tailor, after all, his job is only to sew clothes. Therefore, the little tailor wants to shoot the first shot in life, and the most important thing is to establish his own prestige.
Well, this sentence is too official, in fact, what the little tailor really has to do: steal the fruits of other people's labor. After all, the little tailor will not know anything, and over time, he will be recognized.
So the little tailor began to carry the tree with the giant. Of course, because the giants are so tall, the trees are all carried by giants. The little tailor just sat in the back and didn't do anything. When the giant was tired and out of breath, the little tailor came out again to grab the credit:
"What's wrong? You big guy, how come you can't even move a tree? The giant saw the spirit of the little tailor trembling, admiring the five bodies thrown to the ground.
Since then, in the story, the little tailor has produced a real resume. Although this resume is not on the table, it goes from "killing seven at once" to "I fought with giants". There is no need to explain more in the back, naturally there are fools who have done the work enough.
4. Headhunting
Since then, the little tailor has no longer taken the initiative to compete with people. This is actually the misunderstanding of many people: the poorer the more they try to show off their wealth, the more incompetent they are, the more they want to prove themselves. In fact, the more proactively you prove something, the easier it is to go wrong. Soon, the little tailor was given the opportunity to meet with the king, and the two sides agreed that if the little tailor could deal with the two bad giants that endangered the country, he could become a donkey and control half of the country.
The little tailor successfully accomplished this task by playing with people's hearts. The story flow is also simple, two peaches kill three soldiers. In short, this became a thing that the little tailor really did. It is worth mentioning that the more incompetent people are, the more they need insight into people's hearts. After all, people with a skilled skill have a technical meal at worst, but people who don't know anything, if they don't even understand human nature, then starve to death early.
5. Questioning
The little tailor becomes a donkey, of course, sooner or later there will be a day of dew filling. The king also saw that he was unhappy and wanted to send someone to kill him. In the face of doubts, the little tailor said in the middle of the night, under the pretext of a dream:
buddy! You sew me clothes, you mend my pants, or I'll slap you with a ruler, I'll kill seven people at once, subdue two giants, catch a unicorn alive, and fear these people at your door?
This passage is actually very elaborate (the Brothers Grimm are amazing). We know that the reason why a bastard is a jerk is that he may do one thing wrongly, but he will not always do a kind of thing. Therefore, when responding to questions, he often starts with "Pangu pioneering the world".
That is:
Back then I was XXX, now I'm XXX... But in fact, when real cattle people need to respond to similar questions, they often talk about things, and the time node begins with a small tailor entering the national army. But the little tailor's work is lackluster, so he can only start with "kill seven at once".
Of course, in response to the doubts, the little tailor became king according to the promise, and the pot of happiness lasted a lifetime. But — would you take the story of the little tailor seriously? Fairy tales are all lies.
Life is like this, there are so many tricks of the cheater, we identify one is one; and in recognition, choose to be a good person or a bad person. That's really our own business.