
Author: Our special guest author Qian Qiuyuan
Speaking of garbage, whether it's a basketball court or a football field, it's not uncommon. Superstars are often garbage talk masters, such as the following one, not only the ball skills are amazing, even the garbage words are sprayed by the opponent is overwhelmed: my grandmother and Jordan can win six championship rings in one team!
However, this kind of thing is not the patent of the stadium stars, and many garbage words left in history can even lead to bloody cases!
First, Song Mingong's garbage words
Ranked first, we must say Song Mingong this brother.
First of all, let's talk about the Song Kingdom, this country is definitely the first regional black of the pre-Qin Dynasty: waiting for rabbits, pulling seedlings to promote growth, Song Wuzheng, Shi Raid Treasures, Zhizi Doubting Neighbors, People's Lives, Sucking Carbuncles, Cao Shang Making Qin, Song Deaf Zheng Zhao... These idioms full of negative energy are basically "Song people".
And the brother of Song Min Gong is naturally the monarch of the Song Kingdom, and he adheres to the unreliable legacy of the old Song family.
This has to start from the Battle of Chengqiu: in 684 BC, the two armies of the Song and Qi states jointly attacked the state of Lu. This Qi state was originally strong, plus the Song state as a helper, two dozen and one fat beat Lu guo, there was no problem. However, this Song Guo was a pig teammate, but instead he was seen by Lu Guo as the opportunity, and he was beaten fat, and even the leading general Nangong Changwan was captured.
This Nangong Changwan, but the famous "macho man" at that time, his most famous heroic deeds were to use a trolley to push his mother without gasping for breath for 260 miles (from Song Guo to Chen Guo) - or one hand. If nothing else, this endurance is an ultra-marathon runner. Because of his bravery, Nangong Changwan originally had a very high status in the Song Kingdom, and he did not want to have a good relationship with the monarch Song Min Gong.
However, although the Nangong macho man was very fierce, he was still captured on the battlefield. It was not until the second year, after the relations between the Song and Lu states eased, that the Nangong "macho man" was released and returned to China.
However, after the Nangong Macho man returned to China, his intestines were all remorseful - Song Mingong, the boss of the Song Kingdom who was originally polite to him, was unusual, not only ignoring him, but also often sneering, and also gave the Nangong Macho a "super appropriate" nickname: "Lu Prisoner".
At first, Nangong Changwan heard the monarch call himself "Lu Prisoner", and his heart was still panicked, but there was no way, who called himself a prisoner. This kind of insulting nickname, once or twice, can be counted, but the problem is that Song Mingong is the boss and often uses this nickname to ridicule Nangong Changwan.
For example, on a certain hunting trip, Nangong Macho and Song Mingong had a dispute because they were competing for prey. If according to the past practice, Song Mingong would often give in and give up his prey to Nangong Changwan - after all, this brother was too brave to use. However, after being captured, Nangong Changwan completely lost this treatment, and was also ridiculed by Song Min Gong: What a cow, you! Isn't he just a "Lu prisoner"? These words made Nangong Changwan's old face crackle!
Song Mingong joked about other people's wounds, is that really "the pain of the fish"? Why do you know that Nangong Changwan can accept your jokes? The joke soon caught fire:
Another year later, in 682 BC, once Song Min Gong played chess with Nangong Changwan. That's where the problem arises.
In terms of force, this Nangong Changwan absolutely hanged Song Mingong; but on chess strength, Nangong Changwan is not an opponent. Song Mingong won 5 consecutive rounds, watching Nangong Changwan lose the bottom pants, Song Mingong even took "Lu Prisoner" to satirize Nangong Macho.
Just when Nangong Changwan was about to vomit blood, it happened that Zhou Tianzi sent someone to say that the new king Hu Qi had ascended the throne and invited song guo to the scene to celebrate. The Nangong Changwan on this side probably also wanted to divert his attention, so he said: I haven't been to Luoyi yet, why don't you let me open my eyes?"
But Song Mingong said: You? Is there no one in the old Song Kingdom? Send you a captive to lose people?
Hearing this, Nangong Changwan could no longer suppress the anger in his heart, and when he picked up the chessboard in front of him, he opened the scoop for Song Mingong's head, and the poor and mouthy Song Mingong ran to the Huangquan Mansion at once.
At this point, the chaos of the Song Kingdom was greater: after killing the monarch, Nangong Changwan easily solved the doctor Qiu Mu and Dazai Huadu, and established Gongzi You as the monarch. Nangong Macho was ready to control the song dynasty by himself.
However, unfortunately, the Imperial Family of the Song Kingdom did not agree, and united to defeat Nangong Changwan, and also supported the Prince of Gongyu as the King, that is, the Duke of Song Huan.
In fact, Song Mingong's indiscriminate spraying of garbage words has long been looked bad, so they advised Song Mingong to pay attention to proportions. However, Old Song not only did not listen, but also had a confident face: Just kidding! Don't be too serious. Chang Wan and I often joked.
Satirizing others to taint this matter is a joke for Song Mingong, but for the satirized Nangong Changwan, it is a naked insult, and in that era when soldiers can kill and cannot be disgraced, Song Mingong will have to pay a price sooner or later.
We look back at the chaos of Song Guo, in the final analysis, Song Min Gong's broken mouth of indiscriminate garbage words is quite responsible, and the end of his final death can be regarded as self-inflicted to a certain extent. If you don't trust the captured general, you simply dismiss him, and if you still trust him, then you must study Qin Mugong well.
Compared with our workplace today, if we always grasp the shortcomings of others, or even infinitely enlarge, then the final result will definitely lead to backlash!
Second, the most pitiful "garbage words"
If song Min Gong's result is his own garbage words caused by self-inflicted blame, the following one is a bit pitiful:
Emperor Liu of the Han Dynasty, the tenth emperor of the Eastern Han Dynasty, was only 8 years old when he succeeded to the throne in 145 AD. The reason why he was made emperor by his foreign relative Liang Ji at a young age was actually because he was young enough and helpless enough to control him.
At this moment, the person in power of the Eastern Han Dynasty was called Liang Ji, the great general Liang Ji.
In addition to the old Liu family, the Eastern Han Empire also had six very bullish families: the Deng Yu family, the Geng Yi family, the Liang Tong family, the Dou Rong family, the Ma Yuan family, and the Yin family (Yin Lu, Yin Zhi) family. And this Liang Ji is exactly the descendant of Liang Tong, his sister is still the Empress Liang of the dynasty, not only the roots are red, but also the tree has deep roots.
Absolute power gives birth to absolute arrogance. For example:
When Liang Ji was still Yin of Henan, he used power to run amok. His father, Liang Shang's old Tie Lu Fang, said to Liang Shang from time to time: Liang Ji of your old Liang family must be managed, otherwise it will grow crooked. This great general Liang Shang was humble and gentle, and he was also afraid that his son would take a crooked road, so he often disciplined Liang Ji. This would have been a good thing, but liang Ji, who managed more losers, was not satisfied. Later, he simply designed to kill Lü Fang.
Even Lü Fang of his uncles was killed, and Liang Ji's arrogance was evident. Later, when his father Liang Shang passed away, Liang Ji took over the authority of the great general, and when he started to do things, he was naturally more fearless.
However, it was a pity that Liu Miao was not very clear about the reasons why he had been selected to become emperor, and he did not understand the sinister political ecology of the court at that time. And this doomed his tragedy:
Looking at the lawless Liang Ji, Liu Yi once said in the courtroom: (Liang Ji) is a general!
Listening to these words, Liang Ji's back whizzed cold: If this little devil grows up, he will definitely have to liquidate me! You have to deal with him first.
Soon, Liang Ji added poison to the cake and poisoned the poor little emperor, and Liu Miao was only 9 years old this year.
We say: If Liu Miao is completely a fool at the mercy of others, then he can become a puppet emperor without heart and lungs, and maybe he can prolong his life and live for many more years. On the contrary, if Liu Miao was super smart, able to hide his patience and secretly cultivate power, like the later Kangxi Emperor, he had the strength to take power later, then it was okay.
However, Liu Yi is the kind of person in between, he is not confused, but he is not the type of extremely intelligent. In this case, Liu Yi's public criticism of the first powerful minister as a "general of the Warriors" is actually equivalent to a "garbage word" that causes trouble.
After the death of the Han Emperor Liu Miao, the Eastern Han Dynasty entered the final "Huanling Era".
Third, nonsense
Sometimes, trash talk can even determine the outcome of a war. For example, Hu Yun sprayed garbage words at Lü Bu.
During the "Eighteen Princes" campaign against Dong Zhuo (191 AD), the troops led by Hu Yun and Lü Bu confronted Sun Jian's troops.
In terms of troop strength, Hu Yun's Liangzhou soldiers and Lü Bu's Hezhou army were stronger than Sun Jian's troops, after all, Sun Jian had been defeated by Xu Rong the previous year, and his army had just been regrouped, so Sun Jian was at a disadvantage regardless of numbers, quality, or morale.
However, the problem is that the Liangzhou soldiers and the Hezhou Army have not achieved deep integration, and the two forces were still opponents, so the Liangzhou soldiers and the Hezhou army often had friction. As the commander of the army, Hu Yi and Lü Bu did not deal with each other, and they did not like each other, Hu Yun always wanted to show his sense of superiority because he was the commander- and Lü Bu was the new favorite of Dong Zhuo, and did not put Hu Yun in his eyes.
The army is not in harmony, and the generals are not in harmony. The time has come to test Hu Yun, how does Hu Yun play? His approach was to shout a loud voice: I will cut off a "green silk" high-ranking official to rectify discipline and kill chickens for monkeys to see!
So who is the "chicken" and who is the "monkey"? Lü Bu is the "Qingshou" level, and this voice of Hu Yi is equivalent to saying: Lü Bu, if you disobey any more, Lao Tzu will behead you!
Hey, Lü Bucai is not a monkey! Lü Bu's workplace process is the process of betraying leadership, what is Hu Yun?
Therefore, without waiting for Sun Jian to take the initiative to attack, Lü Bu deliberately shouted "Sun Jian is coming" and "the enemy is sneaking attack" in the middle of the night. Sun Jian seized the opportunity and stormed over, defeating Hu Yun.
Hu Yi Ah Hu Yi, want to kill people, just do it directly, but you spray garbage everywhere, and as a result, you are actually handled by "garbage words".
Fourth, throw away the garbage words in the base areas
This brings us to Liu Bei and his Xuzhou.
In 195 AD, Xuzhou Mu Taoqian died, and comrade Liu Bei, who was displaced and displaced, took over Xuzhou, and the old Liu finally had a base area.
With a base area, Old Liu was naturally cool and crooked, but Yuan Shu in the south was not happy: he had been treating Xuzhou as fat meat for a long time, but he had not gotten to Xuzhou with all his efforts, but Liu Bei swallowed this piece of fat meat without much effort.
Yuan Shu's psychological gap can be imagined, and he decided to send troops to rob Xuzhou!
In 196 AD, Yuan Shu attacked Xuzhou from the south, and Liu Bei led a team to go out, thinking about it, leaving the base camp to Zhang Fei to guard.
Originally, the matter of guarding the base camp was not complicated, but in the hands of Zhang Fei, who had a grumpy personality, this matter was different.
In Xuzhou at that time, the number one in the military was Zhang Fei, and the number one in government affairs was Cao Bao, the next pi.
In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Cao Bao is an absolute passerby. But in real history, Cao Bao is a well-known figure in Xuzhou. The Cao family is the land snake of Xuzhou, and the Cao leopard is the contemporary owner of the Cao family, and in the Tao Qian era, Cao Bao was the left and right hand of Tao Boss. But in Liu Bei's time, Guan, Zhang, and Mi Zhu became Liu Boss's cronies, and Cao Bao was marginalized, saying that he had no gap in his heart, which was almost impossible!
However, this psychological gap of his bumped into Zhang Fei, who did not have a good temper. Zhang Fei, who is in charge of the military, will naturally inevitably have friction with Cao Bao, who is in charge of government affairs, and friction will rub it, Zhang Fei's violent temper will come up, and the garbage words will come: Cao Bao, which day you must slaughter your boy.
This shouting frightened Cao Leopard: When you meet a grumpy military master, you should run first. Cao Bao hurriedly hid in the military camp, and at the same time sent a letter to Lü Bu for help.
Objectively speaking, Cao Bao was actually not Lü Bu's old man, and the reason why he asked Lü Bu for help was that there was no way to do it, and in the environment at that time, he could only think of using Lü Bu to suppress Zhang Fei.
But unfortunately, Cao Leopard did not ask for help, but his request for help completely angered Zhang Fei: Saying that killing Cao Leopard is just an angry word, you Cao Leopard actually dare to eat inside and outside!
Just as no one could stop the sun from rising, the angry Zhang Yide had no one to stop him: Zhang Fei broke into the military camp and directly beheaded Cao Leopard regardless of his disregard.
In broad daylight, Zhang Fei killed the head of the Cao family of the Xuzhou clan, and the key was that this Cao Leopard had not committed any major crimes. At this moment, not only the Cao family, but also many Xuzhou clans were also chilled. The people of the Cao family were even more determined to unite with Lü Bu.
Soon, when Lü Bu's soldiers approached the city, the Cao family responded to the outside of the city, and Zhang Sandi, no matter how brave and fierce, could not withstand the internal and external attacks, and could only choose to flee in a hurry.
Zhang Fei's failure almost cost Liu Bei half a life: Liu Bei, who had no logistical support, could not fight with Yuan Shu at all. Liu Bei, who was in a dilemma, once again became a dog that lost his family.
Looking at the loss of Xuzhou this time, although Lü Bu, a "slave with three surnames", stabbed Liu Bei in the back, if it were not for Zhang Fei's misdeeds and garbage spraying, even if Lü Bu came, with his back to Jiancheng, there would be no problem at all in sticking to Xuzhou.
This is really, a garbage word, leading to the loss of the entire base area!
5. Conclusion
Look closely, in fact, there are many garbage words that affect history.
And these so-called garbage words have one thing in common: chewing their tongues before there is no actual action, the results are counterproductive.
Whether it is the poor Emperor Han or the self-inflicted Song Mingong, Hu Yun, and Zhang Fei, the serious consequences caused by their indiscriminate garbage talk are worthy of the vigilance of our descendants.
References: "History", "Book of the Later Han Dynasty", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"
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