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Garden (toilet) couplet interesting talk

author:Shandong Hanfei

The garden, the toilet, whether it is the palace nobles, or the poor people, anything can not be done, but the toilet can not be not, it can be seen that the role of the toilet in people's daily life is extraordinary, write it on the paper, paste it on the wall appeared in the garden couplet:

"Smooth up and down, Yaji things" horizontal batch "metabolism"

"A hundred steps before coming, a loose body after coming out" horizontal batch "pleasant body and mind"

This is a physiological explanation of the Garden couplet, and then look down to see if it is more elegant:

"Sit quietly and collect verses, relax and listen to the sound of springs" horizontally batch "Clean World"

"Sit for a while, you will relax your mind: idle for a moment, that is, become a creation immortal "horizontal batch" This is the peach orchard"

The former seeks inspiration, the latter creates a god, which is really romantic, so the following is the masterpiece of the realist genre:

A rural public toilet: "Leaders are welcome to often come to the squatting point, happy to receive civilians to return to clean up" horizontal criticism of "clean and sanitary"

A dirty and chaotic public toilet: "Pay attention to practical results and hate farts and less urine; pay attention to hygiene, especially like the long history" horizontal batch "wide open fertilizer source"

A public toilet in a bustling section: "Efficiency is the life of squatting must judge the time and size; time is money should race against the clock".

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