Recruits stand guard late at night and encounter novelties. Vietnam War Story No. 4 "Little Don't Stand Guard"

Little don't point to Zhang Gang

Author: Li Yiming

In a certain "heroic reconnaissance company" of the Yunnan Border Defense Department, a new soldier came, with a small round head, a bare chin, not even a hair that had developed into a beard, a steel helmet buckled on the head, and the eyebrows and eyes could not be found. Hey, it's a little bit! This little one, the big name is called "Wang Tie Egg", don't look at his short stature, but the person is elf! No, it was only three days and eight hours and fifteen minutes after the company was reached, and he soaked the company commander with mushrooms for half a day and caught the task of standing guard tonight.

The moon is round in the sky, and the mountains are hazy. At this moment, the iron egg standing on the sentry can be excited! His eyes looked ahead, his ears listened to the back, but his heart was thinking: Last night, a veteran of the fifth class stood guard and arrested a Yuete, and the company commander announced in public that he had applied for the third class. Tonight maybe they are going to take revenge, come two, let's catch the two together. Catching one can make a third-class merit, and catching two can not make a second-class merit? Thinking about it, I actually "poofed" and laughed.

Suddenly, "Fluttershy!" With a loud noise, the startled Iron Egg quickly raised his gun, and when he saw it, it was a that flew away from the grass. Strange, why would a suddenly fly? Maybe there was a Yuete hidden in the grass. The iron egg searched into the grass, and after searching for half a day, he did not see a human hair, only to see a rabbit arrow that seemed to be sneaking away. His sister's, it turned out that this little thing was doing something wrong! The iron egg was so discouraged, so he had to return to the sentry position in the blink of an eye, the time to change the whistle was coming, the shadow of yue te did not see a single, and the iron egg was not depressed.

After a while, I only heard footsteps from behind. Iron Egg turned around alertly and shouted, "Password! The other side replied: "Attack! Order! Iron Egg replied, "Guard!" Oh, the whistle changed. Iron Egg saw two people coming, knew that one was changing sentries, and the other was leading the shift, so he immediately reported: "No special circumstances have been found!" Then, in accordance with the company's regulations, the sentry retracted the bullets, loaded the empty magazine, thumbed up a gun strap, the gun on the shoulder, and walked back when it was carried.

Just a few steps away, Iron Egg felt an arm strangle his neck. Before he could understand what was going on, the gun was unloaded again, and a hemp rope was put on his neck, and he "whizzed" three times five divided by two, and he was tied up and strong. The iron egg knew that something was wrong, and looked up, and the two "whistle-changing" people threw off the steel helmets they were wearing on their heads and threw them to the ground. Oops! It turned out that these were two Vietnamese female agents in makeup! One is a shawl hair, and the other has a squirrel tail tied behind the braincase. Iron Egg was angry and remorseful: he wanted to catch the Vietnamese agent, but instead let the family catch it, or a woman.

Only to hear the shawl shout, "Stand up!" The squirrel tail ordered, "Follow us!" Iron Egg thought: His sister's! The Chinese dialect is quite fluent, and it really took effort for this Vietnamese devil to fight against China. His mouth scolded, "Hum! Do you still deserve to speak Chinese? brute! You Vietnam invaded others, beat up all the men, and sent your women, mother worm!" Shawl pushed him hard and said, "Be honest! Let's go!"" Just go!" Iron Egg held his head high, straightened his chest, and took a step. Do you think we really want to go with them? Nothing! The iron egg is fine, and he wants to find an opportunity to start again. Before Iron Egg became a soldier, he used to be an actor in the township folk acrobatic team, specializing in performing qigong, you think, just with this thin hemp rope can still tie him up? He laughed darkly in his heart.

Shawl hair and squirrel tail carried the iron egg forward, and the iron egg took a big step, walking faster and faster. They thought he wanted to run, and they followed closely behind. Turning a small hill bend, the iron egg suddenly stopped and could not go. What for? He's secretly lucky. By the time the two female agents had caught up and held their pistols against his spine, he had already lucked Dantian, and with a little effort, the rope he was tied was all broken. It was too late, it was fast, the iron egg flipped up with two hands in the back, grabbed the wrists of the two female agents holding the gun, and lifted it up, and guess what? The four hands stopped in the air as if they had been put on a shelf. The iron egg originally thought that such a lift, and then a twist of the wrist, the two pistols will not be handed over, who knows that the female agent's hand is not specially used for embroidery, the power is not to say a thousand pounds, let alone eight hundred pounds. Iron Egg was secretly surprised in his heart: Yo, this mother worm is not an idle person! Sloppy, have to fight with them one by one. He stretched out his right foot to hook underneath, and his right hand was loose, and the squirrel tail on the right side of the "rattling" fell down; he punched his chest and punched the left shawl: "You give me a rest!" As soon as the shawl was released, the gun fell to the ground, and several steps back in a row. Iron Egg tiptoed the pistol into his hand and touched it, his sister's! Or is it the "May Fourth" style supported by China, and today the things are returned to the original owners, so we will use it to "invite guests". He pointed the muzzle of the gun at the shawl and was about to pull the trigger, who knows a "snap", the firing pin hit the empty chamber, no bullets. The shawl hair is proud. The iron egg was angry, and smashed the pistol against the door of the shawl hair's head, and the shawl hair reached out and caught it. At this time, only to see the squirrel tail "a bone" get up from the ground, about to rush up, shawl hair a wave of hands: "You rest first, I alone is enough." With that, she rolled up her sleeves, clenched her fists, and pulled open the frame at the iron egg.

Iron Egg said in his heart: Come on, I am waiting for you here! He put his hands together, took his breath, and stood there motionless. The shawl let out a "hi" and punched the iron egg in the abdomen. Obedient! The power of this punch is not light. Although the iron egg did not move, the internal organs were faintly painful. This shawl hair kung fu is really not shallow! The iron egg did not dare to be idle, rubbed his abdomen with both hands, and also arched his legs and cat's waist, pulled open the frame, and the two people were on the uneven hillside, and you and I exchanged hands back and forth. Iron Egg used all the hands and feet he had learned at home, wanting to see the flaws in the shawl hair, to surprise him, that knew that the shawl hair was protected tightly, and the two fought for more than twenty rounds, and no one could win. The squirrel tail sitting on the side saw this, so he put the gun down and stood up.

You think, the iron egg is a little difficult to deal with one, and now the two are on it together, can it withstand yesterday? In the blink of an eye, he was pushed to the ground by two female agents and caught. Iron Egg was not convinced: "Hmm, one day I will cure you!" You Vietnamese are ungrateful, and you will take revenge! The weapons you use are supported by China, and even your boxing skills were learned from China, and now you turn your face to fight Chinese. Wolf Heart Dog Lung!" Shawl Hair and Squirrel Tail were annoyed and embarrassed by the iron egg, and the two pushed the iron egg out of the way.

The iron egg staggered forward. Take a step, stop a step, stop a step, and the squirrel tail will push it in the back. Iron Egg thought: What to do? Is it really necessary to let them catch them alive and receive the reward? Our ancestors have never done such a shameful and conspicuous thing in eight generations! Stop, die here today, and die here to get a "garland under the mountain"! At the thought of death, The Iron Egg wept bitterly, and couldn't help but look back at the rear of the motherland and said in his heart: Mom, you have raised your son so big, you can't serve your old man's home. I'm going to die here tonight for my country. Mom, don't be sad, although the child did not send you a good news of meritorious service, but the child did not humiliate you as a breeder... Thinking of this, Iron Egg held back his tears and shouted at the two female agents, "Shoot!" Lao Tzu will not go away when he dies!...... Can't you shoot? Without firing, I'll crash into this rock, and you can't get me alive anyway!" Hey hey," only to hear the squirrel tail sneering behind him, "I don't have the ability to want to die, it's not so easy." It turns out that Chinese also has bear bags!" This iron egg is the most unheard of by people to say that he bears the bag. When I was a child, I fought with people, beat my head and bled, and never let the bear bag sprinkle "cat urine", but I hit it with my head, and I didn't know what it was like to be a bear bag. At this moment, the sarcasm of the squirrel tail was like a knife in his heart. A stream of hot blood rushed straight to the top of the head, how could the iron egg suffer such humiliation! Death, can not let them take advantage of them, fight with them! Spell one to offset, spell two to earn one. How to spell it? Iron Egg two big eyes a turn, hey! He came up with a solution. Iron egg is so stupid! How did you forget a trick that your grandfather taught? Thinking that there was another trick that did not work, the iron egg was happy again: Hum! It's hard to say who wins and who loses!

The iron egg did not say a word and began to move forward again. The female agent thought that he was still afraid of death, and she changed her mind again. The iron egg walked for a while, deliberately kicked into a rock, pretended to fall, and climbed for half a day without getting up. The squirrel tail reached out to pull him, and the iron egg was full of gas, as if it had taken root, and it couldn't be pulled up. The squirrel tail and the shawl hair were pulled together, and the iron egg "Oops, Oops" shouted, "My leg is broken, come, one person takes one hand from me, make a strong one." "The female agent thought he was going to play some tricks, but when she thought about it, she was so big that she had already competed, and she couldn't run anyway, so she took a hand." The iron egg grabbed both hands, and when it was not ready, a "hi" slammed hard, ho ho! The arms of the two female agents were immediately dislocated and hung down honestly. Iron Egg stood up and laughed, "What, I don't believe it?" Unconvinced, I'll cripple your arm again!" The two female agents only cared about protecting their arms and shouted "Oops, Oops", unable to say a word. Iron Egg felt a sense of revenge after the pleasure: his sister's! Let you taste the power of Lao Tzu! This time, you have to honestly follow me!

The iron egg carried the two captives back, and the joy in his heart was not to be mentioned; if it were not for the two captives in front of him, he really wanted to hum a little tune or something. As he walked, Iron Egg suddenly remembered the prank "Old Man Watching melons" that he had played with his friends when he was a child. This play has not been around for seven or eight years. Play it again today. He stopped and shouted at the shawl, "Hey, you give me over!" Shawl asked, "What are you going to do?" Iron Egg narrowed his eyes, "What?" 'Old man look at the melon' allows me to bow my head, so I am not allowed to play 'old man look at the melon' again? Oh, you don't understand, 'old man look at the melon' is to press her head into her crotch. You come one by one, go fast!" No way, the shawl hair had to grind and rub past. Iron Egg stood tangled, really relieved! But within a minute, he regretted it: Oops, we are now the People's Liberation Army, why are we still playing this child's trick? He jumped up tightly, urging shawl hair and squirrel tail to continue on the road.

After a while, the Iron Egg escorted the captives to the place where he had been standing, and when he looked, a large group of people stood, and the company commander also came! Iron Egg could not hold back his excitement, and "clicked" a Standing Straight: "Report company commander, recruit Wang Tie Egg grabbed two Vietnamese female agents and waited to be dealt with!" Who knew that the company commander laughed, he walked over and patted the two female agents on the shoulders, and said, "Yes, your masquerade training task is done well!" Now let Wang Tie Egg see the original form of your two 'female agents'!" In the blink of an eye, it was strange: two "female agents" became two "small flat heads". Iron Egg was dumbfounded. Two small flat heads came over and said to the iron egg, "Xiang can't tell you really have two shots, admire!" The voice was still so thin, like a big girl. The Iron Egg monster was embarrassed and even said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry." The company commander said, "Iron Egg, is it enough to be sorry?" You've pulled down someone's good arm, and now it's time to restore it. "Iron Egg looked at it, but no, one of them was hanging on one arm." Iron Egg "Hey hey" smiled: "I'll pick you up again!" "Pulling the arm up and pushing it up, it's on the right side."

The company commander walked over, gave a thumbs up and said, "You are all good!" It was the real scout of our company. Now I approve your participation in the capture squad and order you to rush to capture point three before dawn to set up an ambush and wait for the opportunity to capture the prisoners. He turned back and waved at the group of warriors behind him: "Okay, let's go!"

This time, Wang Tie Egg really went to catch Yue Te. As for whether he caught Yue Te or not, whether he made a meritorious deed, you first go back and guess it, and next time I will tell you again.