Mentality is broken, friends, the era of bad film inner volume has really arrived!
I thought that the biggest ordeal of watching this week's movie would be the new "Tianlong Eight Parts" that challenged the bottom line of martial arts, but I never expected that a mountain would be more high, and "Lie Detector Man" under the banner of Ma Li's comeback directly put Eight Eight in a state of mental trance.
At 92 minutes, "The Teller" is crammed with elements such as comedy, love, gangsters, healing, magic, cops, parents, friendship, and anti-fraud, and the screenwriters magically make these designs unmixed. I feel that I can't brush my brain for three years, and I can't understand the screenwriter's whimsical ideas.
This film is actually a backlog of 19 years, when the kindness of the people let the audience go, and for three years people's hearts were changeable, and suddenly decided to release it to retaliate against society.
▲ Zero publicity for all starring actors
Rushing to release the Tanabata fire cheated 20 million at the box office. Unfortunately, it is one of them.
Therefore, when watching the movie, the voice in the mind of Eighty-Eight never stopped, and the most reasonable quote of a certain national football fan was played in a loop.
▲ The population density of the audience of bad movies can always reach a new low, and Eighty-Eight is the only victim of that scene
Of course, this is more like an impotent rage, and Eighty-Eight can only climb the Douban to add bricks and tiles to the rating of "Lie Detector" and strive for it to replace "Dream Showbiz" as soon as possible.
▲ The world most needs to thank the crew of the Douban two-point protection mechanism
If you hate someone, give the other person a movie ticket for "The Lie Detector", and the revenge is at this moment.
——I am the dividing line of nonsense farce ——
"The Lie Detector" is likely to be an interactive movie, after all, the biggest lie in the whole scene is this bad movie. And we are the saddest lie detectors.
The lie detector plot in the movie is only a little bit from the beginning. Even this little bit of lie detector testing, the screenwriter did not make up a logic that exceeded the IQ of elementary school. The female protagonist is hard to see, a pair of wise eyes to see all the scum scumbags.
With a telescope in hand, he recognized the man pretending to jump off the building; his eyes swept over to identify that the woman only loved her husband's money; and listened to two sentences at will, believing that the man had not cheated on the beautiful secretary.
It sounds like it's standing. But in fact, the man who pretends to jump off the building is tied to the safety facilities, and the police immediately see through the trick; the woman who loves her husband's money explodes at will, bluntly saying that she does not want to make money; the husband of the female secretary who has not cheated, loves the gym muscle macho man, and cheats the married man.
The human set is sparse, which we can call the god stick of lack of business ability.
The male protagonist's setting is a scammer in the standard joyful family configuration.
His people seem to be set up a little steadily, and the joint brother touches the porcelain hot pot shop owner, and the renter plays the big star to defraud the luxury store manager.
The result was stable for three minutes, and immediately ran to gamble money and was tricked by people out of the old thousand to owe five thousand yuan of debt, too shameful old jianghu face!
This is what we call the extrajudicial maniacs of business capabilities that come and go.
The main tone of "The Teller" is the painful love story of the god stick and the extrajudicial fanatic, the whole process is sensational, and the two are mentally retarded. In short, the male and female protagonists break up because of the big fart, grinding and chirping compound, they think that the world is moving, but in fact, it is nothing.
Think of that year, think of that year, think of that year, get acquainted with the gangster fight of the green onion male and female protagonist fell in love, on the day of the wedding photo shoot the male protagonist broke the appointment, in fact, he was framed and imprisoned.
It sounds very miserable, but the plot is like this. On the day of the wedding photo shoot, the male protagonist wore a street slip suit to visit the park, was framed as an accomplice by the pyramid scheme, was arrested by the police on the spot, and briefly went in.
But how to look like a misunderstanding, normal people will be around on the day of the wedding photo shoot leisurely wandering around?
Both have been disheartened ever since. After that, the female protagonist tested lies for love, the male protagonist loved fraud, and innocent passers-by friends unfortunately became victims of their love. Many years later the two reunited at a gym selling counterfeit medicines.
Just when Eighty-Eight thought it was like sitting on a needle felt for thirty minutes, when they finally wanted to see the first laugh of this film, they began to act in Korean dramas. There is no tit-for-tat confrontation between a liar detector and a fraudster, no cynicism about a former fiancée. The male protagonist runs on the street, and the female protagonist chases after him.
Then, both of them burst into tears at 45 degrees in the wind.
Eighty-Eight was directly shocked on the spot and couldn't help but laugh out loud.
This scene broke all the expectations of the emotional drama of eight or eight, and proved to be very strategic.
All the love fragments of the male and female protagonists can embarrass people with a magic fairy castle. Either listening to Jun's words is better than reading a small love essay, or it is an inexplicable heroine chasing a drunken cat under the moon, or a sudden kissing scene.
As for the blockbuster rooftop drama that unveiled the heart, the tearful two could almost make people laugh and faint.
▲ This line does not match the mouth shape
How much does the screenwriter not treat the audience as a person.
After a bunch of messy plots, "The Teller" finally embarked on the main line that has nothing to do with the polygraph a dime - the male and female protagonists plus a two-five-boy little brother fighting gangsters. However, they do not fight wits or courage, and they fight to write who is more inappropriate.
The male protagonist did not owe the casino five thousand yuan in front of him, and as a result, he turned around and was touched by the gangster big brother to claim 200,000 yuan. The person who touches the porcelain always touches the porcelain, the male owner does not know whether it is a weak heart or a bad brain, and he is ready to find a way to repay the 200,000 without calling the police.
▲ The underworld brother touched the porcelain before he was worried that they had money or no money
Poor eggs can't afford ah, what to do? Suddenly, a legacy fell from the sky. Not a distant relative who can't be beaten by eight rods, but a father who raised the male protagonist!
At this age, it seems that he can leave a house and a pawnshop for the father of the little man who is a great-grandfather. Because the male protagonist's father opened a pawnshop and did charity, only a pile of broken copper and rotten iron was left; the house was worth money, but there lived the male protagonist's small family.
The house was placed in the hands of Ji Gong, and the male protagonist took the younger brother to get it. The male protagonist who loves to lie was cursed not to lie, which turned out to be hypnotic, but the little brother was really the temple encountered a ghost hitting the wall...
The male protagonist is still jumping between the individual and the wrong person, and his little brother is very happy to go directly to the gangster big brother, and the two sides have launched a real estate battle.
The gangster big brother came up to do it, directly kidnapped a dragon, and in broad daylight, he threw a child into the freezer and prepared to freeze each other alive; the male and female protagonists were not passively beaten, and the two or five little brothers found that the big brother still loved himself and turned again, staging the worst chase drama that would not be surpassed in ten years.
▲ The village mouth dog fight is more interesting than this...
In the end, the police uncle set qiankun and quickly arrested the criminals, and the extrajudicial maniac male protagonist was also imprisoned together, and then in the blink of an eye, the years were quiet.
Obviously report a police to solve the matter of life and death do not call the police, have to be a lone hero to go deep into the tiger's den, and finally play a circle or call the police. Co-authored 92 minutes purely to delay the audience's time, scam the audience's wallet?
I realized!
——I am the dividing line of the compass of the bad film——
Having seen many bad movies, I will still be deeply shocked by "The Lie Detector".
▲ Self-righteous laughter
God knows how big the gap between the theater and the eight-eight recently is, the last time I walked into the theater, I got a full heart, and after a week, I came out with only a full shadow.
▲ Last week's heartbeat
The film's unknowingly fragmented plot is really rushing, but it still does not cover up the actor's surprisingly bad play.
In fact, I don't want to say that there is a brief acting skill in "The Lie Detector". In a certain eye-catching scene with the gang boss, he walked to a level that was incompatible with the surrounding environment.
Pompous and bad works should be garbage acting skills together, of course, he is not obtrusive most of the time, perfectly integrated into the atmosphere of the crew, and become an important part of reducing the viewing experience.
But he didn't matter how it was, no one cared about the broken can and didn't want to see it.
The point where everyone pays for tickets is actually Ma Li.
After all, watching a movie now is like opening a blind box, no one has a bottom. The good actor you like is a familiar high-quality manufacturer, and when you pay money, you must think at least there is a guarantee, and no matter how bad it is, it is limited. But when the goods arrived, they found that the fart was grinning.
The first line of the movie is what Mary said, but she is not the original sound. The audience listened to Ma Li perform the whole time with the voice of the literary goddess who did not stick to her face at all.
I don't know what the drama party means, ask Ma Li to act in comedy and do dubbing, it should be the full responsibility of the drama party.
But Ma Li's performance of ignoring the dubbing throughout the whole process is really not commendable, and the audience cannot feel the fluctuations of emotions, only full of embarrassment. Although some people have flat and boring, obviously a non-actor controllable problem such as dropping the line throughout the story, it also seems to illustrate the big crisis of Ma Li's vision of film selection.
"Lie Detector" has a Douban score of 2.6 as of today, which is a new low point for Ma Li's works. What is more frightening is that this low has been going on for quite some time, and it is continuing to decline.
Ma Li's most recently counted comedy is the "Shy Iron Fist" in 17 years, and the comedy movies she starred in after that almost did not pass the pass line of Douban, "Fortune Diary" 5.9, "Caller" 5.8, "Northeast Past Broken Horse Zhang Fei" 3.5.
There is also this year's May 1st 3.8 score of "Sunshine Robber", just three months after the release of "Liar Detector". The proportion of bad films is really a little bit amazing.
Many viewers paid for tickets because of Mary's name, only to find themselves deceived.
Every time the audience is deceived, it will end without scolding, like a little fool who remembers to eat or not to play. Everyone will silently write a note in their hearts every time, several cumulative, some names will no longer be the first choice to watch movies, and then a few down, some names directly become lightning rod-like existence.
Every bad choice Ma Li throws stones at her own golden signboard.
It is not easy to hang this signboard. Because she is not beautiful enough, even if she is at the top of her grades, she cannot play the heroine of the graduation drama. Because it is not beautiful enough, it is a problem not to receive a play to eat. Her classmate Rocket Speed became popular, and she was once talented but had a bright future.
Finally find the right comedy path to slowly accumulate popularity, from the happy twist of the pillar performance to the Spring Festival Gala stage, through the ups and downs to become the heroine of the blockbuster movie "Charlotte Troubles", and then shoot "Shy Iron Fist" Box Office reputation win-win, but because of the appearance of the tragic subsequent movies.
Ma Li has not gone all the way, and has suffered a lot of grievances, but in the end she stumbled and raised the golden sign of the queen of comedy.
Therefore, the audience naturally felt that Ma Li was definitely not bad. She stood there, surely amused, and with one mouth, it must have been even more funny. She starred in the film, you can watch blindly!
But again and again, I was tricked into watching a mess of garbage in the theater by a reassuring name, and the name was a bit heart-palpitating. In the comments section of "The Lie Detector", many viewers regardEd Ma Li's name as a lightning protection.
Knowing that there are not many choices for comedy actresses, Shen Teng, who came out of a blockbuster, has already soared into a 10 billion box office male protagonist, body management has never been online, And Ma Li has lost weight and become beautiful, but has always been in bad movies. Maybe it's not good enough to choose, but the audience shouldn't pay for it.
For example, the main creative team of "Lie Detector" and the bad film "The Broken Horse Zhang Fei of the Northeast Past" do not coincide low, which is enough to wake up every actor who cherishes feathers.
We expect good comedians to have more opportunities and better work, and that expectation should not be disappointed too many times.