This week's clear soup and water, "Conjuring 3" has just been released and too late to write, waiting for the day after tomorrow to read it.
So, I bought a thunder ticket last night: "There is a little bit of a heart", after watching the breath to die, I have to squirt a little.
Yan Chengxu everyone's face is familiar, wrapped around him and closed eyes of the girl I thought was Yang Zi.... Looking to the left, it was Ren Suxi! This P-chart is outrageous.
When I looked forward to the theater on Monday, I said that I saw the trailer and felt that I didn't have to take my brain to see the mood would be good to catch my feet?
Even if the movie collapses, the worst thing is to listen to Zhang Xinzhe's classic old song "A Little Bit of Moving Heart", which should not be too miserable.
The whole section collapsed.
Not only is the story cheesy performance sparse, even the song has not been listened, Ah Zhe's singing voice and the theater top light are lit up synchronously, and the cleaning sister has come to drive people away! It is well known that the old face is thin-skinned, and he left without hearing the chorus.....
Mom, I didn't expect that in June 2021, there will be such an old-fashioned and pretentious movie, Chen Jiashang is also a qualified director, is Lin Chaoxian's legitimate master, how to do it.
Let's talk about this song "A Little Moving".
When I was in junior high school, Zhang Xinzhe was literally red to the sky, "A Little Moving" is from the studio album "Waiting" in 1994, and I may still have this tape in some corner of my mother's house.
The strength of music is to take the mood, take a look at the lyrics of "There is a little moving":
I'm with you male and female
Can't escape love
Who wants to have courage
Give it with all your heart
belch.... 10,000 romance films are in line with this tone, compared to "You at the Same Table" and other narrative songs are easier to adapt, before the song change mostly overturned, because too much emotional output, it is easy to have problems at the story level.
The plot is almost forgotten, and below I use a little memory to let you see what is "ungrounded".
The whole film was filmed in Chengdu, and I think that the screenwriter Dan Fan spent a week in the tea house and listened to the secular people swinging the dragon gate array, and he could not write such a false and sentimental script.
Ren Suxi is an elderly Internet female elite, running a high-end blind date website, with a membership fee of 100,000 yuan and a large remuneration of 50,000 yuan. The screenwriter may not be very clear about how high the labor cost of running a website is now, the company can see a full dozen of people, and all of them are girls, and the flowers and branches are not like procedural apes.
Although she takes Lalang as her responsibility, she herself has just been dumped by her boyfriend, and everyone guesses what her predecessor is, a poet! Mantra: Poetry is my destiny!
If left in the 1990s, the poet was quite intimidating, and now it is synonymous with the neuropathy of the margins of society.... And this poet appears three times in the film, all like a rich second generation without a tutor....
The male protagonist Yan Chengxu, old and tall, registered in Taipei, liked racing when he was young, could magic, bartending, and the old stubborn lord.
Then I can't remember clearly, is the game agent or e-sports player coming, in Chengdu to know a bunch of guys, all recognize him as the boss, Yan Chengxu's small fortunate soft glutinous audio frequency let me play, swear words are like flirting with people.
Yan Chengxu formed an e-sports live broadcast room to hand over to the younger brother to take care of his own mountain play spa to recuperate, the younger brother posted a vendetta speech in the live broadcast room, and was sprayed on the hot search by Ren Suxi's partner, resulting in the suspension of the live broadcast room.
Yan Chengxu came back and took the little brothers to smash the field, first rushing 250,000 yuan to scare you.... Kneel for this brain circuit.
The following plot can be guessed by squeaking nests, everywhere, the two domineering presidents from killing each other to falling in love, things are like this.
Hong Kong really, this pair of CP brothers really can't move, the director wants to create a contrast effect I understand, but obviously deviated.
All the plots have no places out of the circle, and the clichés are outrageous.
How to show the prehistory of the love between the two? Encounter an ex.
Yan Chengxu has money and beauty, but in front of his ex-girlfriend Liu Yan is extremely unconfident, he offers to break up, you deserve a better man, IMHO, the director of this scene should mainly want to highlight Liu Yan's chest.
Then in the parking lot, Yan Chengxu angrily punched the poet, this kind of scumbag that can be detected with body hair, Ren Suxi, an Internet elite, is going to die and refuse to let go, so stupid and sweet How did you survive in the Red Sea fight of the Internet.
How do you make men and women miss it? Introduce each other to each other, the face is like a peach blossom during the day, the heart is like a knife cutting at night, can a film and television drama with a similar plot have three digits?
How to show the male protagonist's pursuit of true love, find a woman to seduce, unsuccessful.
I seriously thought about why a large number of urban romance films are so ugly.
The conclusion: a lack of realism.
Several of the main characters in the film are all human, two Internet elites, and later a returnee surgeon, the vacation is to go to the Solomon Islands diving kind, and the per capita living on the large flat floor is standard.
These elites must be as busy as dogs in reality, and the film is full of love brains, the Internet blind date track has been killed into what, Ren Suxi goes to work but is the same as the vacation, the owner of the game live broadcast room actually ran out on vacation willfully, and came back to see that the stalls were rotten without any sense of crisis - anyway, I want to go to Hong Kong to develop.
There are two plots that illustrate how much the writers like fake premiums.
The live broadcast room is shut down, the brothers' lives are in trouble, some run the express and some act as intermediaries, Yan Chengxu is very anxious as the big brother, more uncomfortable than his own meal, guess what is the solution strategy he came up with?
Pay 50,000 dues per person to help blind date.....
You can't give 50,000 pieces to the little brothers in branches! And Yan Chengxu also has a million-dollar luxury car, driving all over the street every day, watching his brothers running express delivery tears from a distance, you sell cars to help brothers can't do it!
Ren Suxi reflected on his website strategy, we always use income, stature, occupation to divide people into three, six and nine, etc., only focusing on finding objects for rich people, but ignoring the emotional needs of ordinary people.
Big sister, you will pay 100,000 yuan in the membership fee alone, and ordinary people can only say that they are disturbed.
These obscene characters can stand up before they see the ghost.
Good love movies always look like they don't focus on love, men and women have jobs, there are dilemmas, love is the glimmer of tired reality, normal people who love every day, there are a few sparks that are beautiful in an instant, look at "Electronic Love Letters", the same romantic comedy type, the story is also cheesy, but people's life details rendered, how great!
The biggest advantage of "A Little Moving" is that it is only 90 minutes long, thanks to the director for thanking investors.
I'm a little unsure for a moment, "A Little Moving" and "Your Wedding", who is more ugly, after all, the end of the year bad film inventory only has a love film pit.
Finish.