The young man who counterattacked too much - Gao Yang
Appendix 2: (XIX) Hou Jing's rebellion loves incest
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First of all, his sixth brother, Xiao Hong, the Prince of Jinghui of Linchuan, was particularly handsome (eight feet long, beautiful eyebrows, and considerable tolerance), who fought in battles and belonged to the outliers among several brothers of Emperor Wu of Liang (the other brothers had a good reputation).
Xiao Hong once led the Northern Expedition of hundreds of thousands of troops, the most elite troops of the Liang Dynasty, and the Northern Wei began to be very nervous, because this Liang army was the most luxurious lineup in the past hundred years. (Northerners think it has not happened in hundreds of decades)
Fighting with Emperor Wu of Liang, Wei Rui, who was almost perfect, could only run a dragon suit for Xiao Hong. (Mao Zedong: Our Party cadres should learn from Wei Rui's style)
Then when this Xiao Hong encountered a strong enemy, he did not dare to enter (instigate, did not dare to fight), and did not dare to retreat (still instigated, the crowd would not obey), and wavered there.
The Northern Wei generals saw that he was so instigated, they were very anxious, and launched crowdfunding to prepare to donate a boldness to him, but they did not succeed. I had to give him some women's headscarves and call him "Xiao Niang".
(The Wei people knew that he was not armed, and left behind a scarf.) Northern Army Song: Not afraid of Xiao Niang and Lü Shi, but afraid of Hefei has Wei Wu)
Here Wei Wu refers to Wei Rui, as a dragon suit actor, his assisting forces defeated the Northern Wei general Yang Lingyin with fewer victories and captured the military town of Hefei.
Later, "suddenly a heavy rain woke me up from my slumber, and suddenly the neon of the city stopped flashing" In the storm, Xiao Hong fled all night (its night storm, military shock, Hong and several horses fled). Northern Wei took the opportunity to pursue, and the Liang army, which had lost its commander, was in chaos, and the equipment and grass were lost, and nearly 50,000 people were killed.
(The generals could not ask for the grand, they all scattered, abandoned their armor and surrendered, filled the land and water, and donated the sick and the elderly, and nearly 50,000 people died.) ）
Subsequently, the Northern Wei pursuing troops marched forward, capturing more than forty cities in succession, and merging with the fierce Yang Dayan army to prepare to further expand the results of the battle.
Wei Rui, who was preparing to march on Luoyang, had to retreat, and joined forces with Cao Jingzong, another famous general of Southern Liang, to fight the ultra-classic Battle of Zhongli: the Elite of Northern Wei were drowned, hundreds of thousands of them were killed (more than 100,000 dead, and so were beheaded), and 50,000 people were captured. This battle had a huge impact on the Northern Wei Dynasty, and the national strength went downhill.
Regarding the classic degree of the Battle of Zhongli, we quote the comments of two great gods:
Mao Zedong: (Wei Rui) dared to use tens of thousands of enemies to have the wind of Liu Xiu and Zhou Yu
Lu Simian: The great victory that has not been achieved since the war between the north and the south
Let's briefly take Wei Rui here, chen Qingzhi, the god of war we talked about earlier, can't ride a horse, Wei Rui is weak, he simply can't ride a horse, and he sits on an open-top car every time he marches and fights; holding bamboo ruyi, holding Huang Nanjing, looks like the kind of rich second generation carrying sisters for a ride. In the future, if we have a chance, let's talk about him in detail, especially!
Back to Xiao Hong, although he was frightened by the torrential rain, the Northern Expedition he led this time was not useless, after all, he captured some cities; he also recruited a former rebel general and contributed three idioms to history.
Presumably, when their large army marched to Liangcheng in Shouyang (near present-day Shou County, Anhui), they were surprised to find that the general who defended the city was an old friend, the Liang Dynasty rebel general Chen Bozhi.
This man was a scoundrel when he was young, doing some sneaking chickens and dogs all day, once getting on a boat to grab things, and being cut off an ear (not the black cat sheriff), so he had the nickname "One Ear". Later, he was favored by his compatriot, the che riding general Wang Guangzhi, who led the Eastern Expedition to the West; he was very brave, once single-handedly killed the rebel commander, and was a cruel man.
Xiao Hong's subordinates, Qiu Chi, a great talent, wrote a letter to Chen Bozhi, "The Book of Chen Bozhi", which was beautiful in words, beaded in characters, popular in the population, and touching to the heart.
It is said that Chen Bozhi sighed and burst into tears while holding the faith: "Lao Tzu is illiterate, why did you write such a long and broken letter?" (Bo Zhi is illiterate)"
The letter contains the following sentences: "In the late spring of March, the grass in Jiangnan grows, the peanut trees are miscellaneous, and the warblers fly wildly." Isn't it particularly beautiful? This is where the "grass warbler flies" comes from.
There is also a famous sentence in this surrender letter: And the general fish swims in the boiling, and the swallow nest is above the flying screen, which is not confused!
At once, two idioms were contributed: "Fish swim boiling", "swallow nest flying screen". So, frankly, Xiao Hong inadvertently made a great contribution to Chinese literature.
Xiao Hong was mediocre and incompetent, but he was a good hand at collecting money, and there were nearly a hundred warehouses for storing money. His mansion was palatial, comparable to that of the imperial palace, with more than a thousand concubines, and all of them were great beauties. The most favored by Xiao Hong was the concubine Jiang Fearless, whose costumes and jewelry were comparable to those of Pan Yu'er, the favorite concubine of Emperor Xiao Baojuan of Southern Qi.
(Xiu Di is planned to be in the imperial palace, and there are hundreds of thousands of people in the back court, all of which are the best choice in the world.) Fortunately, Jiang Fearless, serving and playing with Qi Dong's Pan Concubine, Bao Tong Zhi Ten Million)
For these things, Emperor Wu of Liang ignored them and resigned himself to them.
Until someone secretly informed Emperor Wu of Liang that there were weapons and armor hidden in Xiao Hong's storehouse. Emperor Liangwu was a little nervous, so he personally went to check it out, and as a result, he opened the warehouse and looked at it, and more than thirty warehouses were piled with copper coins, and they were also organized in an orderly manner: one million piles, with yellow as a sign, ten million in a room, with purple signs.
Emperor Wu of Liang calculated that there were about 300 million (enough to redeem the emperor three times, and he was truly rich enough to rival the country). The rest of the warehouses were piled high with cloth, silk, silk, and so on, and countless others.
Emperor Wu of Liang, seeing that he had no weapons, relaxed his mind; instead of asking Xiao Hong where the money came from, he praised Xiao Hong for having a good life (Ah Liu, Ru's life is great).
Once, Emperor Wu of Liang wanted to go to guangzhai temple, and someone lurked on the waist and rode aviation to prepare for the assassination. When Emperor Wu of Liang was about to leave, he suddenly felt unsteady in his heart, so he temporarily changed his route and left from Suzaku.
After capturing the assassin, the confession was at the behest of Xiao Hong. In this case, Emperor Wu of Liang was only an official of Xiao Hong.
Xiao Hong also had a quirk, incest with his niece, Princess Yongxing, the daughter of Emperor Wu of Liang. He also planned to assassinate Emperor Wu of Liang, and promised to make the princess empress (Xu Shijie thought she was an empress).
This girl's brain was not very good, and she really let the two domestic servants disguise themselves as maids and bring sharp blades to prepare to assassinate Emperor Liangwu. It is said that the IQ of girls in love will become lower, and she is low to a new low.
Then, when the two men crossed the threshold, they dropped a shoe, which was huge and did not look like a woman's foot at all, so they were targeted (the thief was lost, and the cabinet commander was suspicious).
Then the conspiracy went bankrupt, and the assassin confessed that he was under Xiao Hong's command.
Emperor Wu of Liang secretly executed the two servants and sent Princess Yongxing out of the palace with a lacquered cart. However, there was no investigation of The mastermind behind the scenes, Xiao Hong.
Let's add another piece of Princess Yongxing.
First of all, in ancient times, horses could not have sex with princesses casually, and needed to be approved, or a fixed date.
Princess Yongxing's husband was Yin Jun, the son of Emperor Wu of Liang's early friend Yin Rui. The brother was a talented man, a famous calligrapher at the time; but not handsome, and the princess disliked him very much.
Although I don't like it, after all, it is a donkey, my husband, there is still a fixed date to routine, Princess Yongxing is not happy, always try to escape.
So the princess wrote her father-in-law's name on the bedroom wall: Yin Rui. Then the girl's writing was not good, crooked, horizontal and vertical.
As soon as the calligrapher's horse entered the room, the room was full of his deformed father. The pressure of thinking is particularly high, don't say routine, even the clothes are embarrassed to take off, so every time it is a big cry. (First full of walls for Yin Rui characters, Jun Ren drooling out)
The princess felt relieved, but not addicted, so she had her horse tied back to continue the mental torture (the lord ordered the maid to do the opposite). It felt like this princess's brain was really not very good.
Back to Emperor Wu of Liang, he himself was obsessed with Buddhism, and governing the country was also compassionate, and when some people made mistakes, he always avoided it, and the law became a decoration; so in the later period, the princes and ministers took the lead in committing crimes, because there was no cost to commit crimes anyway.
Not only is his family members not supervised, but he is also nepotistic in the appointment of officials, basically only based on his origin.
Wang Fu, the county commander of the capital Jiankang, had never eaten horse meat or seen a horse run. One day when I saw the horse's nose spewing and jumping, I almost scared to death: "Where is this horse, obviously it is a tiger (it is a tiger, why is it called Mahu)"
Just such a person, just because he was the son of such a top magnate as the Langya Wang Clan, actually became the county order of the capital.
At this time, the rich nobles, including the "Langya Wang Clan" and the "Chen Junxie Clan", are no longer the heyday of Wang Dao, Xie An, and other great goods such as Wang Dao and Xie An at the beginning of the "Yongjia Nandu" hundreds of years ago, and the degree of decay has reached an unimaginable level.
They wore large robes, top hats on their heads, and caught lice all over their bodies. The feet wear hated sky-high clogs, and they spray perfume and paint powder all day long. Going out to sit in a palanquin, walking and even needing support from others, and knowing nothing about human feelings and national government affairs, neither managing the government nor ruling the family, every day is to throw a big bird and brag.
Emperor Wu of Liang also let go of the old officials who had been brought to his own devices.
For example, a Taishou named Yuhiro calls himself the Four Perfections taishou: the fish in the water are exhausted, the deer in the mountains are exhausted, the rice valley in Tanaka is exhausted, and the villagers are exhausted. This is the origin of the allusion "Fish Hong four exhaustion".
This fish hong has hundreds of concubines, gold jade and bmw, and is poor for a while. Such a corrupt official actually rose all the way and finally died in office.
It can be said that nepotism and only look at origin destroyed the entire southern Liang bureaucratic system, except for the famous ministers left by the previous dynasty, the Liang Dynasty itself almost did not cultivate famous generals and able subjects.
Of course, everyone may want to say that Chen Qingzhi, Lan Qin, Wei Rui, and Cao Jingzong are all Wang Fried. Yes, if these wang bombs could live a little longer, Hou Jing would not dare to make waves.
When Hou Jing rebelled at that time, why did he have an iron heart to hold Liang Towards his thigh? The main reason was that he felt deeply that Nanliang was too fierce, just like the Flying Immortals outside the sky.
Hou Jing was ordered by Gao Huan to conquer Southern Liang and met Chen Qingzhi. Then he was pressed to the ground and rubbed, sparks were everywhere, Hou Jing's panties were all rubbed, and he ran naked back to Eastern Wei. The soldiers of the Liang Dynasty applauded together in the back: "Hou Jing ran away wearing torn pants, the wind blew up, the cloth flashed and flashed, and it was quite sexy!" ”
Unfortunately, these pillars are no longer there. At this time, the Empire State Building of the Liang Dynasty, which looked glamorous on the surface, was actually decayed, and as long as it was lightly kicked, it would immediately disappear.
Hou Jing scratched his head and lifted his feet.