100% campus
Classmate, remember me?
I am a uniformed girl
Roommates, a bunch of creatures that make you love and hate at the same time.
The saddest thing about college wasn't that you chose a bad major, but that you had a bunch of roommates who didn't fit in.
I once saw a saying: because of a roommate, I fell in love with the library for four years in college. That's about it.
But there are exceptions, today I share with you the #About My College Roommates#, to see what happens to them in the process of getting along with their roommates.
01
@ Bearded cat
In the winter, the roommate got up early in the morning and turned on the light, and heard the upper bunk confusedly say: "Ugly eight monsters ~ ai ~ ai ~ ai ~ ai ~ ai ~ ai ~ ai ~ ... Can you please don't turn on the lights~"
@hhhhyiqing
It was almost time for the exam, and in order to stimulate his own revision, his roommate changed the names of all the courseware in the computer: Maria Ozawa, Hai Tianyi, Ando Yui, and every time before opening it, he had to say"I want to start shaking!" ”
@Kite
On my 20th birthday last year, my roommates gave me a box of condoms, a box of tampons, a box of emmmm... Shame on you, you guess, it's all women's products.
My roommate repeatedly stressed to me that the tampons were super useful and that I must try them.
Later, A chance attempt, how can not be tucked in, the roommate explained to me for a long time, still can not find the doorway, and finally she rushed into the toilet to help me stuff it in... stop up... Went in...
It's really good to use, but it's also quite shameful... The first time I used a tampon, I actually helped to stuff it with my roommate.
@Anonymous
In order to prevent the detection of illegal electrical appliances, he carries an induction cooker to class every day.
Once I waited for the elevator with my roommate, there were only a few acquaintances in the elevator, we had been laughing and playing, roommate A and I were better than whose ass was cocked, I pushed my ass against the door, and as a result, the elevator door at this time... Opened...
The head teacher stood at the door (our class teacher, the male...) ）
@Shake 3 Shake
A second before the lights went out, Xuefei Cheng did not disturb and said: Hello everyone, I am the male guest of the X number, do not like me please turn off the lights. The next second, the lights in the entire dormitory building went out. Then after midnight he sat up and shouted: O run time is up! The whole dormitory cheered: "Give me O run me O run..." And it was another night of laughter.
@like c cups
Once my roommate went to the cafeteria to eat and brought me a boiled egg, and I put it under my nose to smell it carefully, and then said very seriously, "Oh, this is the egg laid by the hen."
I asked how you know, and it turned out that the goods came with the phrase "roosters don't lay eggs", and I...
@ is a big orange
The "household" under the sand sculpture bunk can't beat the household registration book for half a day, and finally angrily says, "What broken input method, 'fu' mouth book can't be typed!"
@I Love Kobe Bryant 1998
There are often stray cats downstairs in our dormitory, and the roommate is very loving and feeds him cat food every time, and after a long time, the cat lives directly in our dormitory and sleeps in his bed. Then he was better with the cats, whatever he did with the cats, and he ate roast chicken for the cats as well.
Once he watched A film, the cat kept staring at him, and then he thought about it, and then every time he watched A film, he would open a small window to put a video of cat mating, and the two of them watched it together...
@sho7ns
Our dormitory has a lot of high-power electrical appliances, once the heat is fast and the hair dryer is used together, the electricity is tripping, I hear a "bang", the room is suddenly black, then there is a trembling voice from my roommate: "Am I blinded?" ”
@Name casually named z
Roommate wash face, bathe, wipe feet and wipe hair are all with the same towel, I can't see it and advise her to pay a little more attention, a piece of general unhygienic.
She said: It's all their own flesh, and they are high and low. I was speechless...
@There's Galen in the grass
When I was ready to go to bed at night, my roommate suddenly looked panicked and said to me, "It looks like someone has pried the door lock!" You go and see. I was startled and carefully climbed out of bed to find no one outside the door. The roommate said, "Turn off the lights." ”
I am G, the upper bunk always borrowed my computer, I am afraid that the calcium tablets will be found by him, so I packaged all the compression codes, and also changed the suffix to .lrc, which is always foolproof, right?
One day the bunk shop helped me disinfect, I did not expect that when 360 scanned each file, even every small file that was compressed would not be spared, and the name would quickly flash!
Then I saw the words "Sports Student 18cm Black Giant Cannon", "Muscle Control た性正太ed2k", "Straight Man Venting *Anus &@'blowjob" and so on... The whole world was quiet.
@Ginger
The roommate put on the black mask, the white mask I put on, the other one asked me who to take tonight...
@ Dengdeng waiting for Dengden
The bottom bunk always calls my boyfriend in the middle of the night, hit until 2 a.m., and I can't move to kick the bed, and one night I really can't stand it, so I said: "Xiaomin, do you know who Magaju is?" "Since then she has been much more restrained.
@Eye-catching frog
I woke up early that morning, saw them all sleeping soundly, and for fear of waking them up, helped them turn off their alarms. For their good sleep, I was careful not to make a sound and went out alone.
When I came back from the exam, they were still asleep, and I continued to lie back and pretend that nothing had happened.
In the 13-year Ya'an earthquake, a male student of Sichuan Normal University, alone, saved the entire dormitory property, 6 computers, 3 SLRs, and a small turtle.
Two roommates drank too much, and one of them forcibly kissed the other! The one who was forcibly kissed cried on the spot (...) ）
@@7K43nzff
The roommate bought a teddy bear puppet as big as a human, hollowed it out, and hid in the puppet every morning to avoid sleeping.
Do you know how you got caught later? That day he heard the sound of the door closing and stood up, who knew that the headmaster had not left, and suddenly saw a bear climb up, almost did not frighten to death.
02
I used to hear people say that college roommates are just general friends, and after 3 years, they will not interact with each other; don't try to be friends with roommates, you will be disappointed.
But in reality, everyone gathers in this small dormitory from the north and south, what a fateful thing
Although there must be some small contradictions in the run-in process, it is precisely because of this that we have learned to tolerate and help each other.
So cherish the time your roommates have together, after all, out of school, it is difficult to find this feeling again.