As long as you are an actor, most of them have some black history, whether you are an Oscar movie emperor or a bad boy gang. In this Internet age, it's almost impossible to hide your unbearable screen career, even if you're an invincible Avenger. From Nini, the stunt-laden Iron Man, to the newly ascended Red Witch Elizabeth Olson, almost every character in an Avengers movie has ever played in a bad movie.
I believe that many people have already experienced the heroism of the Avengers in "Reunion 2", but Big Wet will share their unforgettable black history next. These bad movies will definitely make you re-acquaint yourself with the strongest heroes on the ground. I hope Nick Fury doesn't send someone to kill me, if I must, I actually still want to know Ms. Romanov.......
The Spirit (2008) – Scarlett Johansson (Black Widow)
Rotten Tomatoes Index: 14%
Plot: In the dark, cold, Gothic-flavored central city, the Black-clad Shining Man (Gabriel Macht Gabriel Macht) silently protects the city he loves. The Shining man was once a federal policeman named Danny Coote, the vicious bandits took his life, and with the help of a mysterious technique, Danny returned to the human world and wandered the gray area as the Shining Man, helping the police deal with various tricky cases.
Groove point: The film's adaptation of the original comic is really difficult to accept, and the film itself is boring enough. Fortunately, the widow sister only played a supporting role in it, and continued to be an assistant to the main villain in the film, that is, her old leader S.H.I.E.L.D. Director Nick Fury. Both wear Nazi costumes in the movie and look full of the bad taste of secondary two. The performance of the widow does not show any tension, and the sense of existence is very weak.
Ghost obsession Obsessed (2009) – Idris Elba (Heimdall)
Rotten Tomatoes Index: 19%
Plot: Heimdall, a successful man with a successful career and a happy family, finds himself being targeted by Office Temporary Worker Lisa (Ellie Rattle Ali Larter), and under Lisa's blatant seduction and seduction, Derek is caught in the vortex of extramarital affairs, and the white paper wrapped in lies is gradually burned away by the flames of time, and at the same time, under Lisa's step by step, Derek's wife Beth (Beyonce Knowles) also becomes suspicious of her strange husband.
Slot point: The whole film is just a PG-13 level of the mentally handicapped version of "Fatal Attraction", which is a soap opera TV movie that knows the ending after the first two minutes. The logic is chaotic, the plot is low-energy, and the three protagonists are simply participating in the performance with the purpose of making money. Our Heimdall looks silly in the film, always wandering the sky, probably missing his hometown of Asgard.
Good Girls (2013) – Elizabeth Olsen (Scarlet Witch Wanda)
Plot: Good Sister Lily (Dakota Fanning) and the Red Witch return home to spend their last summer vacation before college, and agree that both of them will successfully break the situation before the summer vacation ends. Surprisingly (and not), two girls fall in love with the same boy, and their friendship is in jeopardy.
Slot Point: Why the Red Witch of the Battle Fortress chose to star in such a movie, we don't know. The love in the whole movie looks very middle two, and the characters are not pleasant. The most difficult thing to accept is that the Red Witch, who was already 23 years old at the time, actually had to play a high school student who was about to turn 18, and even if she had the superpower to distort reality, she could not remove the adult atmosphere on her body.
The Perfect Score (2004) – Chris Evans (Captain America)
Rotten Tomatoes Index: 17%
Plot: In order to pass the exam, Kyle (Chris Evans) and Marty (Bryan Greenberg) decide to lead a few of their friends to infiltrate the heavily guarded Princeton Test Center to steal answers to the SAT test papers.
Groove point: That year, the chest of the US team was not as big as that of the widow, but it did such a job behind the back of the American people. This is a teen movie that can guess the ending with your butt as long as you watch the beginning. In order to give the audience a happy ending, the original interesting setting was wasted. Although the US team was in its early 20s at the time, it seemed difficult to believe that it was a high school student. Fortunately, the movie has a widow sister to save the scene, and there are still some points to watch, but in contrast, the legitimate starring role of the US team is even more pale and powerless.
Exorcist Priest (2011) – Paul Bettany (Vision)
Rotten Tomatoes Index: 16%
Plot: In order to save his niece kidnapped by a vampire, the peace-loving exorcist Vision carries a large gun.
Slot Point: This is a well-made but soulless action movie, and there is no fun to fight along the way. Our visions have been trying very hard to make those lines of the middle two extremes very eloquent, but obviously they have not succeeded. Fortunately, he finally no longer has to play some religious roles of god nagging, instead of always being serious nonsense, it is better to fall in love with the Red Witch!
Red Dawn (2012) – Chris Hemsworth
Rotten Tomatoes Index: 12%
Plot: A remake of the old 1984 red dawn, which tells the story of a group of American teenagers fighting against North Korean invaders.
Slot Point: The film was originally scheduled to be released in 2010, but it dragged on for at least two years. On the one hand, it was because MGM's financial situation had an impact, and on the other hand, because the film crew of the second grade spent a lot of time in the later stages to change the imaginary enemy from China to North Korea, because after careful consideration, they felt that they should still get a sum from the Chinese market, so they felt that it was better not to offend the uncles of the Radio, Film and Television Bureau...
As far as the film itself is concerned, it is simply an insincere remake, and it is also a very bad remake. Although Thor's performance is not too bad, it also has no sense of existence because of the stupid dialogue. No wonder he fled back to Asgard after filming.
Safe Haven (2013) – Cobie Smulders
Plot: The mysterious Katie (Julianne Hough) arrives in Southport, North Carolina. Although the polite behavior of this young and beautiful girl is beyond reproach, the speculation and doubts about her have never stopped. For Katie, the free and tranquil Southport is a great place to heal. However, no matter how far a man escapes, he cannot escape his past. In Southport, Katie meets the handsome young Alex (Josh Duhamel), whose gentle care shakes Katie, and the two young people grow closer and closer in the company of accumulated tenderness. However, her dark secret had found its way.
Slot Point: A film based on the dog blood novel. Commander Hill played only one key supporting role, turning the entire film from a romance into... Ghost pieces. Dear Aunt Robin, why don't you go back to New York and continue to broadcast the morning news?
Supernova (2000) – James Spader
Rotten Tomatoes Index: 10%
Plot: A medical lifeboat, Nightingale 229, is conducting a routine tour of deep space. They found that a star millions of light-years away was erupting with strange alien matter, and several people did not know what to do with it for a while. At this moment they received an emergency call for help, and although it was dangerous, the members of the rescue team had no choice but to go to the rescue. The stumbling spacecraft finally approached the center of the eruption, and was immediately held back by the gravitational pull of a giant blue star. Here, they rescue a mysterious young man, Carl. Larson, but they sensed that the man could pose a danger to the crew of the spacecraft at any time. In addition, the members of the Nightingale have to fight against the huge cosmic gravity.
Slot point: Uncle Ultron, the protagonist of this film, spends most of his time... Walking around naked. It's not just him, it seems that everyone is messing around in this film. Even so, it did not affect the fact that the script was empty and powerless. Such a high-cost production eventually became a box office poison.
Chatroom Chatroom (2010) – Aaron Taylor-Johnson (Quicksilver)
Rotten Tomatoes Index: 9%
Plot: 17-year-old Quicksilver sets up a chat room online, and shortly thereafter, Eva (Imogen Poots), Jim (Matthew Beard), Emily (Hannah Murray), and Mo (Daniel Kaluuya) are all different places and strangers. They talked freely and confided their troubles. Quicksilver listens to their hearts like a wise man who has experienced vicissitudes, but does not know that his life is gradually entering a desperate situation. And Jim's distress seems to be the beginning of all chaos...
Slot Point: As a movie released in 2010, the "dangerous chat room" meme has been played out for many years. The funniest thing is that the setting of the chat room is materialized in the film, and it is actually shown as a hotel where the main characters live, which is really a second explosion. Quicksilver is a good portrayal of an antisocial personality perversion, but considering his brilliant performance in the earlier "Hai bian King", this role can only be regarded as barely passing.
Crossover (2006) – Anthony Mackie (Falcon)
Rotten Tomatoes Index: 2%
Plot: Two talented young basketball players, each full of visions for the future. Their lives were changed forever by a road trip to Los Angeles.
Slot point: In addition to the gorgeous and wonderful basketball technique, this movie can be said to be lackluster, almost all the clichés of various sports inspirational films. Overall, Falcon's performance isn't bad, but the movie is full of sleepy dialogue and boring sports prodigy stories that make the audience really upset. In desperation, the Falcons finally decided to give up basketball and join the army to serve the motherland, fighting side by side with the US team on the front line.
Lights Out Hunting Order Twisted (2004) – Samuel L. Jackson
Rotten Tomatoes Index: 1%
Plot: Long-time alcoholic star detective Jessica Sheppod (Ashley Judd) is suspected of a series of murders by her ex-boyfriends. At the same time, she began to wonder if she had inherited a bloodthirsty fetish from her father, who was a serial killer.
Slots: The motives of the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. to participate in such a bad film are questionable (perhaps part of one of S.H.I.E.L.D.'s grand plans). In this film, our Commissioner Fury contributed one of the worst performances of his career. The whole movie is full of holes, and if you don't notice those extremely shallow and ridiculous plot reversals, it means that you are lucky not to bother watching this film at all.
Good Guy Johnny Be Good (1988) – Robert Downey Jr.
Rotten Tomatoes Index: 0%
Plot: Quarterback Johnny Walker (Anthony Michael Hall) hesitates to choose a school, and he will face a separation from his best friend Iron Man or girlfriend Georgia (Uma Thurman).
Slot Point: If nothing else, the protagonist Johnny is simply an unlikable character, so most viewers are actually not interested in what choice he has to make. Iron Man Nini's setting as a poor mouth little follower seems to be quite interesting, but the nonsense Nini is obviously not as cute as the current incisive and vicious Nini. In his series of bad movies in the 80s, the role of this movie should be the most annoying.
National Lampoon's Senior Trip (1995) – Jeremy Renner (Hawkeye)
Plot: Hawkeye, the class, hosts a lively party at the principal's house, and the principal, in retaliation for the guys, asks them to write a letter to the president to relieve the idea of reform. As a result, the president appreciated the letter so much that he invited the whole class to address Congress. But they are embroiled in the political machinations of Senator Ruhman, an insidious politician who wants to use this group of ignorant students to achieve his political ambitions.
Slot Point: This is Hawkeye's first film character. In the whole story, the two are incomparable, the characters are weak and stupid, and they do not give him much room to play as the protagonist. The biggest attraction is probably... His hairstyle went up. Hawkeye must not have wanted the Red Witch to see this black history in his mind to be so agile, eh.
Dentist (1996) – Mark Ruffalo (Hulk)
Dr. Tooth Fan Stone (Corbin Bernsen), rich, successful, intelligent, and creative, but he has a personality that loves perfection and cannot accept any flaws, he also hates dirt, he cannot tolerate any defective object, even his own wife. So when he found out his wife was stealing behind his back...
Slot Point: Think about it, it's a horror movie called "The Dentist"... It's not so much a B-movie as it is a bloody oral hygiene propaganda film full of holes. Fortunately, our Hulk only appeared briefly as a supporting role, hooking up with a girl by the way.
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