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Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

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One of the jaw-dropping news is that "Rap New Generation" has a Taoist mixed in.

In the first issue, self-introduction, Jiang Yunsheng is very indifferent, "My name is Jiang Yunsheng, I should know everything, I don't know slowly understand", the voice is small, the speed of speech is fast, and the tone is not undulating. Then go to the room, ask three questions do not know, others ask anything, do not know.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

To be honest, the first look feels like a bunch.

Although it is said that the appearance is a clear eyebrow show, the temperament of the whole person is very weak, and there is no sense of drag and aggression of the rapper. On the contrary, it is thin and white, and the eyes are bulging outwards, giving people a feeling of kidney deficiency. But the more it looks like the clouds are light and the wind is light, the more you know your heart.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

In the second issue, guess the song.

Huang Zitao looked at the scene a little cold, and said that if he played for a while, he bet that the people in the room would choose songs of what era. At this time, Jiang Yunsheng appeared, wearing a mask and a posture of indifference. Huang Zitao was confident and said that his intuition was very accurate, but he did not know that there was a Taoist priest standing opposite.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

The first loss, Huang Zitao felt that it was just the beginning.

The second game continued to lose, Huang Zitao was a little dissatisfied, thinking that it was just a warm-up, and the next one would catch a big one. As a result, I didn't expect that the third one was lost again, not only did Huang Zitao feel a little confused, Ma Boqian's expression was also written incredulous, and he quickly shouted Huang Zitao, "You sit down."

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

If the scissors stone cloth wins three times in a row, it will only feel good luck.

But guessing the age of the song, it is the right eight classics to report the numbers, that is, the requirements for accuracy are very high, if you can guess three numbers in a row, it will really make people sweat. And there are rumors that the scene has been guessed seven times, and Jiang Yunsheng actually guessed six times correctly.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Huang Zitao said, "I have never lost my luck", and Jiang Yunsheng said, "I am a Taoist monk."

Huang Zitao posted on Weibo afterwards, still with a hard mouth, "I feel very accurate, that is, I picked the wrong person." Thousands of choices, picked a Taoist, but also because of the pick of Daoist, Huang Zitao fell into the Jiang bureau, Jiang is Jiang Yunsheng's ginger, and the tone of the whole show suddenly has a hint of mysterious color.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

But, that's just the beginning of the magic.

Once in a live broadcast, Adava ran to Find Jiang Yunsheng and said that the headphones could not be found, and Jiang Yunsheng directly said, "In your room." Adava half-believed and went to look for it, and Jiang Yunsheng complained, saying that every day people look for him to find all kinds of things, and he helps people find things all day long.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Only then did the words fall, and Adava returned and said that she had not found them.

Jiang Yunsheng didn't believe it, explained that it was in your room, and then began to count some inexplicable addition, subtraction, multiplication and division, and recite some unintelligible language. Directly and specifically said a direction, in the southeast-northeast, in a shorter place, let Adava go again.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Adava still couldn't find it, so angry that Jiang Yunsheng personally went to look for it.

It was actually found by Jiang Yunsheng. Adava was excited, but Jiang Yunsheng was cool. Later, Adava also believed more and more in Jiang Yunsheng, sent a song, wrote two titles for Jiang Yunsheng to choose one, Jiang Yunsheng typo, "all ok" typed "all want".

Then Adava told others that her new song was called "All Thoughts", and that whatever the Taoist priest said was what it was.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Since Jiang Yunsheng revealed his Daoist identity, the aura was suddenly different.

Live smoking, not smoking, is taking off immortality, rapping is not rapping, but the mage is rapping, zhongyuan festival, all pouring into his live broadcast room, listening to what, listening to Taoist stories about ghosts.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

The funniest is Yu Zhen, who one day sneaked into The Side of Jiang Yunsheng and said that he was going to make a vlog that would use his photo. Then arrogantly said that she had a lot of black photos of Jiang Yunsheng in her hand, Jiang Yunsheng said that she was not allowed to use them, and Yu Zhen looked like you couldn't control me.

As a result, Jiang Yunsheng directly and coldly said, "Your eight characters are in my hand", frightening Yu Zhen's pupils widened, "Are you going to lower my head for me?" The eight characters are in my hand, and it really works better than your moth on my hand.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Not only was Yu Zhen frightened, it is estimated that the entire rap industry will not dare to diss Jiang Yunsheng in the future, you scold me, I will give you the method.

Jiang Yunsheng said that there are many young ladies in private messages to send him messages, and even seduce him. He said, but you don't want to deceive me, you just want to deceive me in the name of falling in love and telling you your fate. It's no longer fashionable to cheat money, so if you want to cheat, you'll cheat your mana.

The people who mixed into Jiang Yunsheng's live broadcast room every day also wanted to deceive his mana.

One will ask peach blossoms, one will ask about fortune, and Jiang Yunsheng will also be a serious nonsense. Ask for peach blossoms, girls should make up, go out more, be generous, boys practice Mandarin, straighten their waists, seek wealth, go find a job, do a business, otherwise there is no channel for money.

The focus is on another person, has been brushing, can you see the ghost, Jiang Yunsheng did not want to pay attention at first, and then directly said, can see, don't ask.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Speaking of Jiang Yunsheng's live broadcast, it is a bit funny, like stand-up comedy.

You ask him, you can find it, can you help me find a boyfriend, he will answer, you ask me to help you find it, my girlfriend has not yet found it. You ask him, tomorrow the exam is over, bye bye you can do it, he will answer, you worship me, I did not go to college, drooling a test paper.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Talk about girlfriends.

He said he had written songs for his girlfriend, but sometimes he didn't remember his ex-girlfriend's name. But it is really not worth remembering, he once had a particularly accurate intuition, suddenly in a bad mood at night, he called his girlfriend, called a dozen did not answer, he was green.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Talk about feelings.

He said he didn't like to talk awkwardly with girls, what you were doing, watching TV, what you were watching, but I didn't want to know what you were watching, it was boring. He hopes to talk to girls about something interesting, but generally he thinks it is funny, girls will find it scary, very graphic.

Talk about parents.

He said he was often scolded by his dad. His father let you drink, drink, say what kind of wine you a student drink, don't drink it, say you a grandfather does not drink. Then put the bottle on the table, said that it was in the way, let it go to the foot, put it to the foot, and said that you were eating a barbecue stall, uncultured.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Talk about trouble.

Someone asked how he could catch up with Jiang Yunsheng, and he said, Run, you see I'm weak, you run. I ran a kilometer in the middle school exam, ran for six minutes, well, I was actually walking.

Speaking of his late arrival for school, he thought that he was late, so he might as well eat lamb powder and go to school, so he and his mother ate lamb powder at the school gate. Then I went into the classroom and my mother told the class teacher that he was sick. The class teacher said, in fact, I was also late, I originally wanted to eat lamb powder, but I was afraid of embarrassment when I saw you inside.

Even the humanities dare to talk.

At the beginning, it was refusal, no eyes, you have to bump yourself, I have to unload the watercress. But seeing that everyone was enthusiastic about writing for him, he prayed if he could write him masculine. Finally, I have a new idea, and I don't have to write songs to diss others in the future, but directly read that person's peers to him.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Jiang Yunsheng is actually a treasure boy.

His stories are rich. When he was a child, he was almost sent to the Shaolin Temple by his father, but he actually became a Taoist priest, really the kind of Taoist monk who had a Taoist certificate. Moreover, he is obviously a Taoist priest and calls himself a zombie.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Zombie, another kindergarten principal.

Not a kindergarten rap instructor, but a real kindergarten principal, who said he was often referred to as The Head of Little Ginger. The focus of this kindergarten is large enough, covering an area of tens of thousands of square meters, and there are almost eighteen buildings. It is said to be very famous in the local area, and often won awards.

But you ask him how to teach children, he will say, I just hang a name, I don't care, really ask me to teach, I must not abolish.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

The head of the kindergarten opened a wedding company.

It is said that the annual income is several million, he said looking for me, I can still help you pick a day, after having children, I can also help to choose a name. When the child grows up, he attends our school, and if the person is gone, he can also help the excess, anyway, it is a one-stop service to the end.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate
Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Jiang Yunsheng has always said that the thousands of gold scattered and returned, it cost money, and the original money was earned by him.

But the most unexpected thing is not Jiang Yunsheng's ability to make money, but talent. Not only can rap, but also poetry, not only poetry, but also literary texts, not only can write literary texts, but also talk shows, not only talk shows, but also writing essays.

The essay written by Jiang Yunsheng in the second year of junior high school is the first prize in the country, but it is funny that the students who participated in the essay competition are all three good students, and he smoked and drank alone. What's even funnier is that the only time in my life to represent Yunnan is not to fight with others, but to write essays.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

Jiang Yunsheng introduced himself on Weibo before, saying that he was a philosopher, an artist, a Taoist, a Tarot family, a writer, a folk scientist, a feng shui expert, a prophet, a mystic, a long list.

At first, I thought he was a troublemaker, but I didn't expect that he really had so many strange and complete identities. It is no wonder that he came to "Rap New Generation" to say, "What should be known is known, what is not known is slowly understood", slowly understood, it should be slow and slow to understand.

Jiang Yunsheng, a rapper with a Taoist certificate

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