Straight to the subject~
(Translation is only used as an aid, and laughter is not guaranteed)
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1. Constipation
Have you heard a movie called “constipation”?
No.
It hasn’t come out yet!
Have you ever seen a movie called "Constipation"?
not.
Because it can't come out yet.
2.Mint for feet
What do you call mints for your feet?
Tic-tac-toes
What is the name of the mint for the foot?
Mint toes
Tic-tac : Mint brand
Tic-tac-toe: Tic-tac-toe
Toe: Toes
3. Black baby
A Chinese couple gave birth to a baby, but the baby is black. How would the couple name the baby?
Total Ting Wong - Wikipedia
When a Chinese couple gives birth to a black baby, how will they name him?
Sum Ting Wong
Something wrong
4.Fish with no eyes
what do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.
What is the name of a fish without eyes?
Fsh (remove i)
5.Butt talks
What did the one butt cheek say to the other?
Together we can stop the sh-t!
What does one side of the ass say to the other?
Together we can stop all difficulties!
shit: Difficult/shi
6.a scarf (a scarf)
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit!
it‘s a scarf, but let’s be positive!
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it fits so well!
It's a silk scarf, positive!
7. Hard and dry
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
What is hard and dry when it goes in and soft and wet when it comes out?
chewing gum.
8.Vietnamese girl swear word
What’s the Vietnamese girls’ favorite swear word?
What the ‘pho’!
What is the favorite profanity of Vietnamese girls?
PHO is a Vietnamese food, consonant: fxxk
Pho Vietnamese pho
9.steak for cat
How do cats like their steak?
Rare~
How ripe are the cats that like their steaks?
raw!
rare: Raw
Harmonic: Cat call.
10.hesitated bees
What do you call a bee that can’t make up their mind?
May-bee （maybe）
What is the name of a bee that has been unable to make up its mind?
Probably bees.
Harmonic: maybe
11.Nation of your wife ）
Which nation is your future wife from?
Imagination
Which country is your future wife?
Imagine the country.
imagination contains nation
12.Milk bee? (Milk wasps?) ）
What kind of bees produce milk?
Boo-bees.（boobies）
What bees produce milk?
Breast milk.
boobies: Breasts commonly known
13. Joke about paper
Do you want a joke about paper?
Never mind, it’s tearable (terrible)
Are you going to listen to a paper joke?
Forget it, it's too bad (fragile).
terrible: Oops
tearable: fragile (harmonic)
14.goldfish (goldfish)
Two goldfish in a tank, they say: why is this thing so hard to drive?
Two goldfish in the fish tank, they said: Why is this thing so hard to open?
Tanks: fish tanks, tanks
Tank tanks
15.brown and sticky
What’s brown and sticky？
Steak. (Stick)
What is brown and slimy?
steak.
sticky: Slimy
Harmonic: steaky (steak-like)
16. Mexican lost car
How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos! (Car loss)
How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos
Carlos: South American name
Consonant: car loss
17. Dentist time (see a dentist)
What time did the man go to dentist?
2:30 ( tooth hurty)
When do men go to the dentist?
2:30 a.m.
Tooth hurty: Toothache
When you have a toothache, you will read it as "2:30".
18. French frog (French frog)
What does French frog eat?
French flies.
What do French frogs eat?
French flies.
French flies: French flies
Harmonic: French fries. (Fries)
French Fries