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Miserly don't even want to save money (humorous story

Wang Mazi was very miserly, only taking care of himself and drinking, and never invited other people to dinner.

One day, Zhang San and Li Si went to Wang Mazi's house, and they hadn't seen each other for a long time. So he called Wang Mazi.

Zhang San, Li Si and Wang Mazi, who grew up together, although their personalities are different, they also get along harmoniously, and they can also be regarded as friends who have nothing to say.

The brothers wanted to come to the house for dinner, and Wang Mazi was very happy and quickly ran to the market to buy vegetables. At a glance, I was worried, chicken, duck and fish meat is also too expensive, how much does it cost! Walking along, I saw the tofu stall, and with it, the tofu was easy, so Wang Mazi bought a lot of tofu and went home.

Wang Mazi made a table of tofu dishes, not to mention a lot of tricks: there are spicy tofu, green pepper fried tofu, tofu fried corn kernels, red sauce crispy tofu, honey juice dried tofu, seaweed tofu soup, bitter melon tofu stuffed, as well as steamed tofu, green pepper stuffed tofu, tofu cake and so on. Zhang San and Li Siyi looked at the table full of tofu dishes, full of tricks, good colors and incense, and were very amazed. Directly praise Wang Mazi's superb cooking skills.

The brothers relished and ate and drank. After three rounds of wine, Zhang San always felt that there were shortcomings, so he asked Wang Mazi, these tofu dishes you made are really delicious, but no matter how delicious they are, they are vegetarian dishes, why didn't you cook meat dishes? Wang Mazi smiled: Eating meat and vegetables is easy to get three high, you don't know, I like to eat tofu in my life, tofu is my life!

After a while, Li Sijia set up a banquet, and also made a table of rich wine and dishes, chicken, duck and fish meat complete. Li Si also specially made a tofu dish and put it in front of Wang Mazi, and the brothers ate and drank it. Zhang San saw that Wang Mazi chicken, duck and fish meat was swallowed, and the tofu dish in front of him did not look at it, so he pointed to the plate of tofu and said: Wang Mazi, why do you only eat chicken, duck and fish meat, doesn't it mean that tofu is your life? Wang Mazi waved his hand and smiled and said, "You don't know, tofu is my life, but when I see fish, I don't even want my life."

Miserly don't even want to save money (humorous story

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