The night was long, memories were long, and it was hard to sleep. At three o'clock in the morning, he called his ex-wife's current incumbent and told him that his anger had returned to a heart attack. People who knew him called him a jerk, and people who didn't know him thought no one was more asshole than he was. Barney, a television producer, is also a crazy life artist.

Barney
That night, he recalled the magnificent half of his life. His first wife was a female painter of wandering skeletons, and she was married because she was attractive enough to make men think about it in thirty seconds. Friend Buccy advised him that the child in the belly of the social flower was not necessarily yours. But the honest Barney thought he had done his own miracle in those thirty seconds.
The doctor asked Barney if he was the child's father, and Barney replied yes. But the doctor told him that the child had black skin. For the first time, he tasted betrayal by marriage, and could never accept the almost disgusting apology of the female painter. Later, a letter was delivered, and Barney went to the painter's house, and she lay in bed, a soul that had once made him sick, still grieving him. The painter's father told him it wasn't his daughter's first suicide attempt. I learned from my father that she came from a loveless family and had a tragic childhood.
Barney and the female painter
Time goes down the river, and life sails against the current. Introduced by his uncle, Barney got an errand with a television director in Montreal. He was also introduced to a girl, the other Party Zhumen embroidery household, the family has an incomparable wealth. As soon as she walked in red, she only had one glance, and Barney was completely conquered. The two talked for a long time and soon fell in love.
At the wedding, everyone celebrated the couple's entry into the palace of marriage. The whole world thought he was marrying the love of this life, but Barney met the only love in this life, and the crowd was covered with a lady in a royal blue dress and a light smile. He walked up slowly, a girl named Miriam, and Barney boldly invited her to join her on a plane to Rome and then have breakfast at Demir's Restaurant in Piazza del Popolo. Miriam was sane, and she teased that her new wife might not agree, and Barney was disappointed.
Barney and Miriam
Boogie comforted him, I will never miss any of your weddings. Then he took out the blessing that Miriam had left for him, which read: The whole of Canada cheers for you. Barney was convinced for the first time that he was hopelessly trapped in love. He rushed into the heavy rain and boarded the train to New York at the last minute. He invited her to elope, and Miriam thought he was joking because the two had just met, and it was at his wedding.
But Barney didn't care if it was on his wedding night or a second before he died. He was really in love with her. Barney was kicked off the train because he didn't have a ticket. He jogged with the train, just to see her more. After marriage, Barney continued the boring marriage of tasting the same wax, while at the same time hiding that his wife sent roses to Miriam every week. After a long time, he finally couldn't stand his wife's endless nagging, and the two began to quarrel.
Miriam was in the car and Barney was outside
When he met his father, he told him that he planned to divorce his wife. His father, who had lived married for many years, advised him that when the marriage first began, the whole world was bright red. The real life after the passion is like using a crusher to plan the avocado, and in the end there is only a pile of crumbs left. Not to mention that you file for divorce and don't get a share of the property.
Barney returned home disappointed, not expecting any unexpected surprises. His wife and Boogie are engaged in an offensive and defensive battle, and the joy in his heart is like the Big Bang of the universe. Barney condemned his wife's inhumane behavior while lamenting what had happened to him. But he did not blame Boogie, and asked him to testify in court that he had an affair with his wife. But Boogie would never agree to anything that would damage his reputation.
The two began to tear their faces, and Barney bailed him out of prison countless times, and barney came to his aid when he was poor. When Bouquet is drunk, he reveals the fact that he stole the female painter, and threatens to go to New York to steal Andyne to win three consecutive victories. Barney pushed him down the stairs, and the two rolled all the way to the lake. Had it not been for Boogie's vicious words, Barney would not have accidentally pulled the trigger before falling. Gunfire rang out, and Bugy fell into the lake.
Police classified the case as missing because no body was found, and Barney was unharmed. He also divorced his wife and received half of the property. He told Miriam the good news for the first time, and finally got a chance to have lunch together. For this date, he carefully selected clothes and thought about the topics to be communicated in advance. I even took a pen and recorded them one by one. As a result, because of nervousness, he drank a bottle of champagne and vomited in the toilet.
The loneliness of the autumn leaves is sprinkled on the earth into the most beautiful notes. He gushed, afraid that As soon as he stopped, Miriam would say goodbye to him. There is an end to the road, and there is a parting for man. He stopped, and she wasn't gone yet. The two walked from day to night. Miriam talks about her childhood, her father sleeping with any girl at her fingertips, and her mother dying of cancer due to excessive sadness.
Miriam and Barney wedding
Miriam wanted Barney a promise she would never leave, and she was willing to do anything for him. Barney finally got the kiss of the wedding on the grass. Time flies and Barney has a child. He watched them grow up, from infancy to childhood, from childhood to teenager. There is a thick love language, a fluffy nagging and a tedious day in the middle.
As the children grew older, they all left their parents to go out to college. Miriam repeatedly asked to go out to work. Barney agrees, but to his surprise, Miriam is having an affair with her colleagues. This made Barney hard to accept, after a few arguments. Both parties chose to divorce and started their own lives with each other.
The vicissitudes of time, the appearance is easy to grow old. At three o'clock in the morning, he couldn't sleep to call Miriam's current incumbent, causing the other party to have a heart attack. Subscribe to a colored magazine in the other person's name and let him lose face in the company. What's even more asshole is that he registered al-Qaida in the other person's name, preventing others from flying. For various reasons, he could not give up his love for Miriam.
Some love is deep love; some are not loved, and some are really not loved!