Author: Talking elbows
Novel Introduction: In the era of reiki revival, the silent life is shattered, as if thunder runs through the long sky, electric light shines directly into the heart of heaven, and rain rustles down.
Whoever rebels against us will eventually die, and this is the law. This is a story of Lü Shu becoming the Great Devil king by relying on poisonous chicken soup.
"The Great King Spares His Life" can be said to be the work of the elbow of the gods, and the protagonists in it, Lü Shu and Lü Xiaoyu, can be said to have borne my laughter and tears for a year. Hilarious and not vulgar, touching and not bloody, this is my basic impression of "The King Spares His Life". In the process of chasing more, Lü Shu and Lü Xiaoyu have a lot of classic hilarious quotations, which often make me can't help but laugh like a barbell.
1, for annoying people, it is best to keep a little distance, such as yin and yang separated.
2, how can you be a disadvantage? Your shortcoming is that you are poor.
3, Zeng Zi said: I am in the three provinces of my day, and I have found that it is someone else who is wrong.
4, anyone who thinks in the good way, I think your boyfriend may be dead.
5, what is the purpose of people living? This is a false proposition, no one can get a unified answer, because everyone is different, obviously everyone is different, but the things experienced in life are the same. Will be born, loved, grown up, in love, heartbroken, work, anxiety, unemployment, promotion, doubling, midlife crisis, reproduction, illness, death. You're no different, we're all the same. Don't think too differently of yourself, it's easy to be tragic.
6, Carol: I like you.
Lv Shu: Me too.
Carroll: Really?
Lv Shu: Well, I like myself like you.
7. What is sodium? This classmate, you answer. ”
Lü Shu asked tentatively, "Sodium is... Is sodium a magical way? ”
8, Lü Shu suddenly asked: "Xiaoyu, when is your happiness every day?" ”
Lu Xiaoyu thought for a moment and said, "After buying vegetables with you, watch you finish cooking, and then eat together." ”
"Let's be honest."
"Watch as you finish cooking and then eat together."
"Eat..."
9, what is the great sage going to do here,
Stepping on the sky,
If you never go back,
I don't go.
10, Naran Que: Li Yixiao, let's have a child, right?
Li Yixiao: Want a child? Whose child can give it to you?
Naranque: I mean we want a baby together!
Li Yi smiled: If you want it together, people can't give it to you!
NaranQue: No, the children who are coming are also mentally retarded!
There is also an issue, like a little attention, thank you.