【17173 special article, please do not reprint without authorization】
The beginning of this issue... It's still my little routine with Meow Sauce. Recently the location of the editorial office finally cooled down, as a northern wolf, continue to be heated into a dog, finally ushered in a gust of cold wind, the morning can't wait to put on a sweater, came to the company to see the meow sauce is also almost equipped, because the company hundreds of people hundreds of computers open and there is no air conditioning, so a little hot, everyone is rolling up their arms and sleeves ...
So in the evening Meow Sauce and I lowered our sleeves and planned to go out of the company to meet the cold that was coming, but we were defeated by the wet heat...
In short, the temperature difference between day and night is large, and it is best for small partners to wear a thin outer one to change, otherwise it is easy to catch a cold.
Next, reply to the previous comment:
Beautiful girl in the next life!
Maya tried it, and in less than five minutes I read the whole article, just a bowl of instant noodles, not a long time!
Out of the video version of Maya Meow Sauce to talk about crosstalk are you interested!
Where are the idiots? I'm going to call the police!
This benevolent brother directly told the truth... Courage is commendable!
To say that the hottest online game now, I said it is League of Legends, I think everyone will not have an opinion... Although dungeons and warriors, fantasy journeys to the west and other games have also endured, but compared to the popularity of League of Legends - from 50 to 10 years old there are players, each game has been watched by hundreds of millions of people, and recently this game has launched a new mode... This pattern is the clone mode.
Although I think everyone who has played League of Legends knows what this clone mode is, I will explain it... League of Legends game Everyone knows that five people choose their own roles, and the clone mode is that five people fight with the same hero, so there will be a lot of interesting and funny situations in this case:
Ten Snowman Battle Dragons amplified their moves together, and as a result, both regiments were destroyed...
Ten clowns put clowns... Even the Great Dragon can directly kill!
Ten big eyes spraying big moves together Big Dragon is also a rhythm of death... I'm a big dragon, and I guess I'm already crying.
Travel around the full map!
Big dragon fighting gopher?
In addition to these seemingly powerful and actually idle egg pain play, there are also some quite comedic toys:
Golden crispy chicken against the Minotaur, the Minotaur all flew up!
The five stone men zooming in on the opposite side is also the rhythm of being directly hammered to death...
Five Lax's Laser Machine Guns! This time you should understand why Lacus was always the first to be banned, right?
The robots are also very fun to grab and grab!
The explorers amplify the move together is also very sharp...
Finally, it's a picture with a sound, have you heard Duang's voice?
Duang ~ it's like adding stunts! Very oily! Very bright!
Cough, a bit off-topic, anyway, this clone mode, Maya is very fond of, so played a bit... But coach, this seems a little different from what we said yes?
I thought my teammate was such a gorgeous painting, very cute but very reliable, at least able to understand people's words;
As a result, my teammates are like this, they can't understand what I'm talking about, and they will just keep cheering.
I thought my teammate was such a Garden Field Haiwei, rational and objective, fearless in the face of the enemy, is a reliable adc;
As a result, my teammate was like this, and the team battle was over, and she had not yet aimed.
I thought my teammate was such a Takasaka Spike Nogo, you are my Spike Ah Spike Nogo ~ how to love you is not too much... Cough, in short, it is a very powerful leader, leading us to victory;
As a result, my teammate was like this Takasaka Hotaru, rushing into the crowd and returning to god with only a drop of blood left... Big brother, your teammates are still thousands of miles away, big brother! What a rush you are, big brother!
I would have thought my teammates were such a south bird, reliable assistant, gentle and considerate, especially awesome!
As a result, my teammates were said to be "eye-popping" and burst out: "You can do it!" No, don't bb! You think the assistance is that simple! The assistant has already seen through everything, right?! I'll wipe your eyes!" "Then start hanging up.
I thought my teammate was such a makoto, full of confident smiles, invincible.
As a result, my true ji beat a red father, and the blood of the red father returned to her hometown.
Very good, is under the loss, I chose to die, this game I uninstalled, everyone see you in the next life! Some things really can never be forced... For example, teaching the girl and you LOL, such as walking down the road with the sister, such as letting the sister give you a shield, such as letting the sister add blood to you, such as letting the sister enlarge... Maybe the lyre girl's big move flew in the opposite direction of the enemy, but the girl's heart may be getting closer and closer to you...
Ah Gui: "First of all... You have to know the girl..."
Meow Sauce: "Maya's delusions are getting worse, open your mouth, take medicine!" ”
Recently taking too much medicine to eat too much has led to a bit of confusion, often produce some delusions, everyone don't care about ahhahaha!
When it comes to games, there's an enduring question that surrounds you – which game or girlfriend do you choose? In those years, Maya was not a dog or a person, and as a result, in the end, Maya's one chose League of Legends... The end of the story is that I also chose League of Legends, I never got off the group again, there were boys who doubled with me, and as I said earlier, some things really can't be forced, and then there is no then...
Good sadness, double eleven is coming, the next issue of a double eleven special issue to teach everyone to soak girls and how to retaliate against society.
What do you do when faced with such a choice? Let's first take a look at how foreigners do it:
Start by sending a sexy photo: "Try someone's new clothes this week!" ”
Received a response from a gamepad.
"Did you change your mind that way?"
"No, I'm busy"
"Last Chance"
"I need someone else to help me take it off", and then the boyfriend responds with a photo of Grand Theft Auto V, and the story ends... The brave man will always be with the game, and his girlfriend decides to break up with him.
Maybe many girls don't understand why their boyfriends choose games instead of themselves... After reading the following story, maybe the girls have the answer...
After reading this issue, no one reads, for the title of this issue, small partners may also have the answer, right? The answer to this is...
Well said! However, there is no egg! First I have to have a girlfriend!
It's really sad to hear and see the tears of the people...
【Editor: Maya】