1
Li Ruotong's version of the little dragon girl is by far the most little dragon girl, which makes people feel that Yin Zhiping has taken advantage of it;
Liu Yifei's version, which is by far the most Lolita version, makes people feel that Yang Guo has taken advantage of it;
And Chen Yanxi's version makes people feel that Xiaolongnü is about to take advantage of Yin Zhiping. The little dragon girl dragged the crying Yin Zhiping into the depths of the flowers, and Yang Guo painfully turned his head and hugged the god statue tightly.
2
One day the principal passed by the back door of the school and suddenly heard a sentence: "I want to go to Oxford!" The principal was immediately moved, he did not expect that there were such ambitious young people in our school, and he decided to see which one it was.
Suddenly, I heard another sentence: "Two more strings of big waists!" "
3
Recently, many people say that whoever gives me apple X, I will make cattle and horses and so on.
In all fairness, what if it were sent to you? If you eat people with soft mouths and short hands, and always take advantage of others, you have to pay the price of dignity, you have to keep promises, you have to be inferior.
Can you accept the Apple X in this case?
I can anyway.
4
A woman was dumped, and when she left, she said to her boyfriend, many years later, you have married, I am not married, please take care of your father! It is best not to let your wife fall alone, and not to let your son study in my class!
5
One day a nun went to visit a Zen master, and when they met, they introduced each other, nun: Master, poor nun number "Ru Nian" please pay more attention.
Zen Master: Don't dare not dare, the poor monk's Dharma name "degree".
The nun rolled up her sleeves and left.
Where's the connotation?
6
The principal asked the two students at the penalty station what mistakes they had made, student A said that the self-study class used a mobile phone to see physics and chemistry, student B said to use a mobile phone to see high numbers, and the principal said that this is not very good?
The class teacher angrily shouted at the students: Say the full name!
A whisper: Tachibana Riko.
B whispered: Mary the Tall Tree.
Where are the old drivers?