I am a "post-60s" old man, from a peasant background, who did not pass the national unified recruitment examination, and also mixed with a bachelor's degree in Chinese language and literature majoring in Chinese department, not a bachelor's degree, because English can not pass the fourth level. Now nearly a year old, diligent in pen cultivation, currently has nearly 40,000 fans in the headline number, and Yang Yang is self-satisfied. Some people say that I am a strange person, because people like me have been married four times, have many ex-girlfriends, and have no children, really have a hundred flowers, and the leaves do not stick. Either way, I definitely have many advantages in order to attract bees and butterflies. However, I do not want to talk about my strengths now, but to expose many weaknesses in my human nature.
First, I resented strangers calling me Master.
I bought a house near the Wuchang railway station, and when I walk around the railway station in my spare time, I am often asked for directions, how to go from the railway station? I casually pointed to it, just ahead, and turned a corner to arrive. I am willing to give directions to people voluntarily, but when strangers call me a master, my heart is not happy. Frankly, I learned the carpenter and plasterer skills in my early years, and I gave up halfway. At that time, some people called me Master, and I was at ease. Since I went to a newspaper in the provincial city in 2000 to work as a journalist and editor, I was not happy that others called me a master. Even though I wasn't happy, I could only put up with it. Maybe my appearance and temperament are like a master in the eyes of strangers.
Second, I don't like respectable strangers calling me brothers and sisters.
I posted an article in the headline number, and when readers commented, many people called me Huang Laodi, and I also felt quite awkward. I am not familiar with the people I call my brothers and brothers, and I do not know your honorific name. They called me my brother, probably retired, older than me, or my cousin, anonymous, accidentally saw me on the Internet, and said brother. Whether they recognize me or not, I still don't fit in with this intimacy because I don't know them. It seems that after I became an official, I should call my official position, call me Old Huang Ah Huang and Huang Old Brother or something, it seems to be close, but I feel that it is contempt.
Third, I don't like strangers to pity me poor.
Some people think that my monthly salary is a few thousand yuan, and this little income in Wuhan is too little. And I don't feel poor at all, on the contrary, I have a very moist life. I have a house in Wuhan, a wife and a job, eat and drink without worry, poor what? Man does not seek to be as big as man, and the water does not flow as flat. Even if I deliver takeaway courier, the monthly salary is 40,000 or 50,000 yuan, I will not do it.
Fourth, I am very useful to call me Teacher Huang, I like to listen to soft words, even if the needle is hidden in the cotton, I also love to listen.
When readers call me Teacher Huang, I am very happy. I like to listen to soft words, even if it is sarcastic and sarcastic. I don't like it when some women say I'm ugly, don't scare yourself with selfies. Some women were indignant when they saw tiaoyou calling me a teacher, and asked why they called him a teacher? These women mainly hate me for being very picky in front of my wife, especially if my private life is not rigorous, and I actually got married four times.
Once I went to a securities company to open an account, a male manager received me and asked me what to call it? He said I was bigger than him, and it was inappropriate to call him by his first name. I thought about it and said call me Editor Huang. In fact, my title in the company is junior, assistant editor. But I have nearly 40,000 followers, and the editor deserves it. Look, I'm just so vain.
Fifth, I don't like people to appear smart in front of me.
I write that jogging is good for physical and mental health. Some readers have said that there are not many athletes who live long, and the quieter they are, the longer they live, and the turtle lives for a thousand years. Another reader said: "My father used to run every day, now the knee replacement, no matter how you protect, your knees are always worn every day, I don't believe you ask the orthopedic experts." "I invested in the stock of the investment, and the reader said, be careful to sell your pants at a loss. I steamed the cucumber and ate it, and the reader said that eating it raw is the most nutritious and the vitamins are not lost. And when I eat raw vegetables, my stomach is uncomfortable, often pantothenic acid, and the fishy smell of cucumbers stuck in my throat is particularly uncomfortable.
Of course, the more readers comment and express their opinions, the more money I make. However, I must not be partial and ask me to accept his views. Know that partial truths are not universal truths.