In the last issue, if Moutai wine began to speak... Everybody thought it was interesting. Mao Xiaomei wrote (edited) the second bullet, look at the inner monologues of these Moutai wine, can you continue to bojun a smile.
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Year of the Horse Zodiac: It's a horse and a sheep not a sheep! Why do adults still misorder the zodiac!
(Horses are the founding fathers of the zodiac.) But because there is too much difference in the market price of the Year of the Sheep, everyone often refers to the zodiac order as "sheep, horse, monkey, chicken and dog", in fact, the horse is the first. ）
Maotai in the Year of the Sheep: Today you ignore my love, tomorrow I will make you unable to climb high.
(Fescue just went on the market for 800 pieces and could not be sold, soaring to 18,000 two years later, and soaring to 28,000 this year.) It is said that a certain big guy hoarded 100 boxes of sheep for 500,000 yuan that year, and if he did not sell, it would now be worth about 18 million. ）
(The color of the Year of the Sheep is called "lemon yellow" in design.) Because of the price relationship, it is called "imperial yellow")
Year of the Monkey Zodiac: Get up early in the morning, catch a late set...
(The Year of the Monkey, the third zodiac sign, followed immediately after the fire in the Year of the Goat.) But because the output is too large, the market price and the year of the sheep are not an order of magnitude at all. Mao Fan jokingly called "no zodiac sign after the year of the monkey", it is estimated that it is all on the face of Sun Wukong. ）
(Compared with the Year of the Goat, the color of the Year of the Monkey is not "Rich" at all)
Year of the Rooster Zodiac: Today's achievements are not easy to come by, thanks to CCTV, thanks to MTV, thanks to all the fans who supported me... [Tears]
(The market price of the Year of the Rooster zodiac has long been pressed by the flying sky in the same year, and it was only turned over at the end of last year, surpassing the flying sky by more than 1,000 yuan.) ）
Year of the Dog Zodiac: Brother Pheasant said it well...
(The fate of the Year of the Dog and the Year of the Rooster cannot be said to be unrelated, but can only be said to be exactly the same.) It was pressed by the flying sky in the same year to the end of last year, and the Year of the Dog Prince Wine rarely asked Lang Lang to endorse, but still failed to change its price fortune. ）
Year of the Pig Zodiac: Pork is crazy, pig grass is not raised???
(In 2019, Moutai reported price increases for the first time, but it did not move until the end of the year.) However, the price of pork that year was strangely doubled, so that I did not eat braised pork for the New Year. ）
Year of the Rat Zodiac: Call me Noble Mouse at the beginning of the year, call me Street Mouse at the end of the year... [I'm about to cry]
(In 2020, Moutai was the hottest to raise prices, and the Year of the Rat was considered to be the year of price increases, but in the end there was no price increase.) It was not until the end of the year that the market price of rat grass significantly exceeded that of Feitian in the same year. ）
Year of the Ox Zodiac: Sorry brothers, the old cow came to the top, the cow ah cow ah [look]
(The price of The zodiac Moutai was officially raised, and the listing price of cow mao exceeded that of the monkey chicken dog pig rat in the peak period)
(Scalper black bull, what can be bought is a good cow)
Blossoming: Obviously it is a movie of two people, but I can never have a name...
(Both The Blossoming And the Emperor are commemorative wines at the 2011 Xi'an World Horticultural Exposition.) Because the blossoming age is 43 degrees, it is not suitable for long-term collection, and the market price and popularity are far away. ）
SQ Moutai: Who did I recruit to annoy whom?
(SQ Moutai used the name involving state organs, and on July 23 last year, the whole network removed all related content, and Tara, who dared to put medical advertisements on the shelves, was also afraid this time.) Although the price is still firm, but can not be spread through the network, the popularity is small, and even by the new Mao powder as a fake wine, it is really a senseless disaster)
(Baidu that is missing below)
National Wine Calligraphy and Painting Academy: Cheng Ye Xiao He defeated Xiao He [cover his face]
(There is a lot of room for appreciation of commemorative wines signed by Chairman Moutai.) However, due to the investigation of Yuan Renguo, his autographed special wine of the National Wine Calligraphy and Painting Institute has also been questioned, and the appreciation rate is smaller than that of other commemorative wines. ）
Mao Wu meets the wine: wall crack suggests that the designer has nothing to do to shop tie bar [cover face]
(In 2017, Moutai and Wuliangye held their second commercial meeting and reached the Yibin Consensus.) In the following year, it launched the "Mao Wu Meeting Wine", two bottles of wine printed with photos of the leaders of the two sides at the time of the meeting. At the beginning of the commemorative wine listing, Tieba surprised god prophecy, and everyone knows the later things... ）
Moutai tea party is not over, turn around and then nag ah [look]