Black Dog and White Dog are two well-known second-rate slackers in Zhangzhuang Village.
The black dog Zhang Fugui lives in the east of the village, and the white dog Zhang Fulai lives in the west of the village. Coincidentally, both were born on the night of February 5, 1951, but the black dog was born just after 8 o'clock, and the white dog was born at nine o'clock, and the two came to life at the same time almost on the same day of the same month of the same year. This day coincided with the Chinese New Year's Eve of the New Year, the two families were another New Year's Festival, and added a noble son's special happiness, the east family named his son Rich, and the West family named his son Fulai. In that year, in order to feed their children well, most of them gave their children an indecent name, so Zhang Fugui and Zhang Fulai had the reputation of black dogs and white dogs.
In the blink of an eye, the rich and the rich slowly grew up, and the two families did not get rich and noble, nor did they wait for the rich to come. Because the two are the old sons of their parents, they have been proud and habitual since childhood, holding them in their hands for fear of falling, and holding them in their mouths for fear of melting. Whether the family goes out during the day to pull vegetables to feed pigs, cut grass and raise sheep, or close the gate in the evening, block the chicken nest, etc., all the work in the family is not allowed to be done by the two people. Sometimes the mother waited for her sisters not to be at home, so she secretly made bowls of noodles to relieve her son.
When the two were 17 or 8 years old, their parents died one after another. At that time, every family had a difficult life, whether it was the uncle, the uncle's family, or the sisters who had already married, they could only receive help occasionally, and no one dared to take in the two, and the rich and the rich really fell into two unattended stray dogs. Even when the children in the village saw that the two were either uncle black dogs or white dog brothers, gradually people seemed to forget the names of rich and rich.
Black dogs and white dogs fell into the streets, and the two people had pity for each other, mixing together all day, idle, and doing some stealing chickens and dogs.
After two years, the same age in the village successively married their daughters-in-law. Black dogs and white dogs are poor, and they are delicious and do, and they want to marry their daughters-in-law, which is undoubtedly a fool's dream, and sometimes they sit in front of the window all night, staring at a bright moon in the sky.
One year, the black dog and the white dog's childhood friend were leashed to marry their daughter-in-law. In the morning, taking advantage of the chaos of the lively people, the two sneaked into the makeshift kitchen in the courtyard, and at the right time, stole some chopped ribs, chicken nuggets and a bottle of high liquor. Back at home, pour the chicken nuggets and ribs into the basin, sprinkle corn noodles, and then pour the white wine into it and stir it evenly. When it came to the cave room at night, he quietly put the soaked chicken nuggets and ribs into the kennel of the leash family. The big yellow dog was locked up in the kennel yesterday afternoon and ate the two litters that the owner threw on the ground. Today, the master's family married his daughter-in-law, and he has long forgotten it. The big yellow dog sniffed over, leaned on the ground and sniffed with his nose, and grabbed a piece of chicken in his mouth. Then, stand up, wag your tail and devour it like a fierce meal. After a while, he lay on the ground and did not move.
When the people in the cave room dispersed, the lights in the pillar father's room were extinguished. The black dog stepped on the shoulder of the white dog and climbed over the courtyard wall of the pillar house, took a few steps, crouched down, and grabbed the wall with his hand and slipped down. The two men discussed, the white dog crouched on the ground to send the black dog in first, and after the black dog chose the ground type, he threw a rope in the courtyard and pulled him in. Then, the two of them went to the listening room together.
The black dog crept under the window, quietly squatted down, stretched out his ears to listen, and happened to hear the two small couples of the leash pillar mouth affectionately, trying the clouds and rain for the first time. For a moment, his heart shook, and he had forgotten the white dog outside the wall to the cloud of nine clouds.
The white dog waited outside the wall for a long time and did not hear from it, looking at the courtyard wall more than 2 meters high, scratching his ears and scratching his cheeks, helpless. I couldn't help but curse in my heart: "This king is a bastard, enjoying xianle exclusively in it, and left Lao Tzu here alone." I wanted to pull out my leg and walk away, but I felt unwilling, so I turned around and found a few tiles on the side of the road and threw them into the courtyard.
The tethered father and mother were busy for several days in a row, exhausted. The two of them had just been lying on the bed, when they overheard the sound of Sheila's rushing in the courtyard, they hurriedly turned on the lights in the courtyard and got up to open the door to investigate.
The black dog was listening intently, and the crisp sound of the tiles falling to the ground resounded behind him. I thought, oops! How TMD forgot the white dog outside! At this moment, I couldn't take care of it, hurriedly hugged my head, rushed into the gate, saw the big iron lock on the door bolt, turned around, and took a step forward, and then I put the pillar father who was holding a stick to the front. Just at this time, the pillar was naked, wearing shorts, rushing to the scene, looking at the black dog's red-faced and red-eared wolf, laughing and scolding: "Black dog, you bastard, stirred up lao tzu's good deeds!" The tethered father knew that the children were not serious, and there was not much to say, so he took out the key to open the door lock and turned away.
The leash had also eavesdropped on other people's caves with the black and white dogs before, and knew that black was not separated from white, and white was not separated from black. I didn't see the white dog today, and I wondered in my heart, and couldn't help asking: "Hey, white dog?" The black dog said hatefully, "White dog, TMD, dead!" Before the words landed, they hurriedly fled into the wilderness.