There were originally five teachers in the teaching office of our school, namely Zhao Weihua, the director of teaching, Zhao Kanghuai, Zhang Xiaoli, Chen Wen and Zhao Jing'an. In addition, there are also teachers Wang Xinli, Wang Sheli, Pang Jun, Hu Yanmei and Zhang Wei. The immediate boss of our teaching officers is Director Zhao, who directly supervises the nine teaching officers in our office, and he is directly responsible for what we do. Director Zhao works in his house, and he does not quit at night. He came to our office basically every day, personally and seriously assigned tasks and tirelessly taught people.
The men, women, and children who come to our teaching office every day can be said to be incessant laughter and noise. Because there are two teachers surnamed Zhao in the Teaching Office, whenever a teacher crosses the threshold of the Teaching Office and shouts at Teacher Zhao, the two Teacher Zhao can't help but agree in unison, and the result is that people are looking for only one of them, and the teacher Zhao who is not looking for the promise often seems very embarrassed - it turns out that people are not looking for themselves! Because when people called Teacher Zhao, how dare the two teachers surnamed Zhao not actively and enthusiastically agree in unison? The four officers of the Teaching Department all call each other teachers, and the two teachers Zhao also call each other Teacher Zhao without exception, in fact, the two teachers are the same age, so that each of them calls Teacher Zhao is somewhat awkward and boring.
In fact, every time the teachers who came to the office on official business crossed the threshold and shouted Teacher Zhao, eighty or ninety percent of the teachers were Called Zhao Kanghuai, and only two or thirty percent of the teachers were called Teacher Zhao Jing'an. This is because Teacher Zhao Kanghuai first came to be a jun and Teacher Zhao Jing'an came to be a minister, and because Teacher Zhao Kanghuai was kind and gentle with people, and his business ability was particularly strong, so there were many teachers who looked for him to do things. Most of them look for him to copy the test questions, and each time the test questions are copied every day, they are stacked up to a meter high!
Whenever Teacher Zhao Kanghuai smiled bitterly and had to go to the printing room to print, I (Zhao Jing'an) said to him, this is because you are too capable, the business ability is too strong, the capable person is more laborious, and the whip has never hit the fast cow! Therefore, the strongest professional ability of the Teaching Office is Teacher Zhao Kanghuai, followed by Teacher Zhang Xiaoli, followed by Teacher Chen Wen, and finally me, in fact, I have no business ability at all, because I came late, I belong to a teacher who is blind and foolish, but I have an advantage that I can humbly ask others for advice and learning, but I can't learn in a hurry, this is because I am more stupid, and my head is an uncivilized elm knot, which is no way to do things.
Whenever a teacher crosses the threshold and shouts to call Teacher Zhao, I think that people are calling me, so I take the liberty of agreeing and quickly standing up to greet him with courtesy, who knows that people are full of spring breeze and rush to Teacher Zhao Kanghuai, who is simply dismissive and scornful of me, which often makes me very embarrassed, the same Is Teacher Zhao, people's business is booming, and I myself am unusually cold. In order to reduce or completely avoid this very embarrassing situation and situation, I once sent a message on the school group, hoping that from now on everyone will respect Teacher Zhao Kanghuai as Zhao Lao'er, and call me Lao Zhao, but my proposals and suggestions have not attracted everyone's high attention and attention, and everyone basically has not implemented them, only our teaching director has remembered my proposals and suggestions, more or less implemented several times, I think what is so bad about my proposals and suggestions? Teacher Zhao Kanghuai is highly respected and we respect him as a matter of course for Zhao Lao'er, and I don't want everyone to call me Teacher Zhao, I only hope that everyone will be satisfied with calling me Old Zhao.
In the past, the brothers in the logistics department performed very well in this regard, as soon as they opened their mouths, they were old Zhao Elder Zhao Short, you see how kind and good this is, why call that infinitely hypocritical and boring Teacher X? Of course, it is better for us to call each other teachers in front of students, but it is not a big deal to call old X.
We teach four officers to have a computer for each person, and the usual office is absolutely inseparable from the computer. And the computer is extremely skilled in operation is Zhao Lao'er, followed by Xiao Lishi, followed by Chen Wenshi, and finally me , Lao Zhao. Therefore, some of the ability and technical work of the Teaching Department are basically not done by the officers of the three Teaching Departments, and I myself am actually following them blindly, to put it bluntly, I am actually Mr. Nanguo who is indiscriminate, and I can mix it up. Therefore, those who sweated vigorously in the teaching office were Zhao Lao'er, Xiao Lishi, and Chen Wenshi, except for me, and I could only worship three of them as teachers.
The teaching office should be one of the most important and busy leadership, command, organization, service teaching institutions in the school, the daily traffic of the teaching office is relatively large, the male and female teachers and young teachers in and out of the teaching office are simply bustling and bustling, when they come to the school, they are worried about the rush to ask this and that, and after doing a good job, they are relaxed and happy and smiling, and they are satisfied, to say something bad, the teaching office is actually like the unusually crowded and lively toilet after class, and it is also like the barber who is busy and bitter barbers. It is specially built for the teaching of teachers.
Teachers who come to the teaching office every day, some ask this and that question, some send this and send that material, some want this and that tool, some plug in the U disk to print this and that, some come to use the stapler, some come to send leave notes, some come to listen to the class record sheet, some come to send the lesson record, some come to check in, some come to sit idly chat and laugh.
The teachers who come to the teaching office have rampages like entering no man's land, swinging through boxes and cabinets to find this and that, than in their own homes. There are full of spring breeze and polite people who greet each other happily whether they come or go, but more is the light fluttering of the gods unconsciously, and the light fluttering walking of the gods unconsciously, which are all female teachers and a few male teachers who missed the opportunity to sign in outside and came to make up for the sign-up, in fact, this is also quite good, not only do not disturb each other, but also happy with each other. As Xu Zhimo's verse says: Quietly I go, just as I come quietly, I wave my sleeve and do not take away a cloud. But I always feel that "Farewell to Kangqiao" has a faint trace of sadness and sadness. What makes people feel strange and angry is that a few unconscious teachers often borrow things from the teaching office and do not return them on time and consciously, resulting in the large book ordering machine and a relatively small scissors of the teaching office for two or three months until now. It must have been borrowed by the teacher of Huaxu Junior High School, there is no doubt about this, this person or two people are either lost or embezzled, who knows! This one or two vile teachers must have been hiding among the male, female and young teachers of Huaxu Junior High School! Such a small and not very valuable thing can be seen, man, how do you do a big thing in the world?
There are about 90 faculty members in the whole school, and the people who come to the teaching office often come, and those who do not come to the teaching office often do not come; there are always so many people who come, and there are always some people who do not come. In the past, when the two printers connected to the computer in the teaching office were good, the teachers who came to the teaching office to print things were endless, so that the teaching office was full of A4 printing paper in short supply, and then both machines were broken, one could not print pictures, a dozen pictures were broken; the other powder was sold out. Since both printers were broken, the teaching office immediately snubbed Kurama in front of the door.
The printer that was broken by the picture was miraculously repaired by the teacher Song Donghong, who taught physics, and it was able to be used again, so the teachers who came slowly increased, not to print the teaching materials! At this point we teach that those who come do not refuse to strongly support assistance. DongHong this young man is not tall skin dark hair is born very black and some self-rolled, more gentle and more lively and more talkative, really carrot spice spicy eat can not see, he can actually put my digital player radio broadcast out loud, I and other people made no less than a hundred times, have not been able to make a sound. Under his fiddling, my digital player can also record and play, and can also plug in a miniature microphone to speak and sing, while before that, I would only use this digital player to insert a card to play hundreds of popular songs. Therefore, Donghong is worthy of being a real physics teacher, he is also a regular visitor to our teaching department, and Zhang Wei, a physics guy, is not good at applying what he has learned, and what he is good at is just talking on paper without learning.
DongHongshi is not very handsome in appearance, but he is very simple, and he is not very new in his clothes, he does not talk about wearing or eating, but he is very honest and very honest, very simple and pure, standing there is as cute as a red sorghum in an autumn field. All in all, this is a very good lad with a lot of skills. Oh, yes! Whose hair can have his black, black is black, this color, ah, that is definitely not dyed with chemical dyes; whose hair can have his own rolls? That's definitely not hot. People with black hair and self-curly hair are relatively rare, and things are more expensive than thin, so black and curly is indeed a beautiful display. Dong Hongshi's hair makes you unable to find a single white hair, and that's because he is full of blood and flesh!
The four teachers of the Teaching Office are responsible for check-in on a daily basis, and when they sign in, they are outside the door of the Seventh Grade Teacher's Office outside the Office of the Teaching Office, which has been simplified from 4 times in the past day to 2 times a day now. Some people pay more attention to check-in, some people do not pay much attention; some people sign early, some people come late. Originally, the check-in had ended, but some people were still late to the office of the Teaching Office to make up for the signature, and the person who made up the sign-up actually attached importance to the sign-in, but he couldn't control his legs and came very late. Most of the teachers only signed for themselves, and some teachers signed for themselves when the teacher in charge of check-in did not pay attention and quickly signed it for his wife or husband or a good friend, and even more signed twice at a time - signed the noon one in the morning.
Zhao Lao'er of our teaching department, a tall, thin, tall, and tall man of one meter and eight meters, his face was yellow and white, and the gray hair on the head of wisdom was evacuated from the center to the local area, but the local did not support the central government.
The teaching office is north-south, the four desks in the center of the office are put together, there are 4 computers erected on the desk, the southeast, south, and northwest of the desk, Zhao Lao'er sits with his back to the south window, and the curtains of the south window are full of light, the winter is warm and the summer is hot, but there is air conditioning, so the winter is warm and the summer is cool, and the four people are the most blessed to be closest to the air conditioner. But the four teaching officers counted him as the busiest, and every day in addition to sitting there in the office, they had to go to the printing room to print the exercises or test papers used for the teacher's teaching for several hours, and the printed things were often as high as one meter. Zhao Lao'er likes to hum his improvised songs while working, leisurely enjoying himself, and does not make people feel lonely and lonely and helpless at all.
Zhao Lao'er is very popular, whether it is men and women, young and old teachers are happy and like to greet him cordially and talk and laugh freely, Zhao Lao'er can not work in school for a long time due to health reasons, everyone misses him very much, and looks forward to his early healthy return, when Zhao Lao'er really appears on campus, everyone is really so kind and happy to him at once, and he has been surrounded by a circle, almost endless words in his heart.
Although Zhao Lao'er is not the person in charge of the office, everyone actually regards him as the mainstay of the teaching office, and he is always willing to report to him for advice, because Zhao Lao'er's character is too good and his business ability is too strong.
Sitting face to face with Zhao Lao across the two computers around the desk, is the teacher Zhang Xiaoli with his back to the door, Xiao Lishi's wheat grain color is not fat or thin, but it is very attractive and colorful red light is full of vigor, her business ability is very strong second only to Zhao Lao'er, especially in the weekly statistics of the information workload of substitute teachers in each grade, her mind is exceptionally clear and experienced, and the operation of the computer is also quite skilled, which is worth everyone, especially my good learning and consultation.
Sitting around the desk with his back to the west wall and facing the east wall is Teacher Chen Wen, Who is tall, rich, white and plump, worthy of being a great beauty of the Tang Dynasty, and now they are so beautiful, how beautiful it was twenty years ago, you can imagine how beautiful it was. Chen Wenshi said that she had a smile and a straight heart, in addition to working in the office of the Teaching Office, she was also responsible for the school's library work, and said that the current students are obsessed with mobile phones and computers and no one patronizes the library, but the male and female students who borrow books from Chen Wenshi every day are still in droves, always endlessly borrowing to see and returning, so that Chen Wenshi is extremely busy every day.
The desk of the teaching office is in the center of the office but relatively south, and under the northerly western wall there is a separate table against the wall, and a computer is erected, which is the contemptible person - Old Zhao - my desk.
What kind of person am I? Old ugly sharp-billed monkey cheeks long thin and taciturn and like to dance and ink, I am mainly responsible for the statistics of the amount of information on the weekly substitute class of the seventh grade teacher, this work is simply an understatement for Zhao Lao'er and Xiao Lishi, but for me it is simply a tiger eating the sky and nowhere to claw, because I am the latest novice, especially for the modern high-tech computer, it is simply impossible to find the southeast, south, northwest and so dizzy, so every step to frequently ask the other three teachers for advice, People get it out in a flash, and I often have to go for two or three days, and there are frequent mistakes and mistakes, and I am really fooling around in the teaching department, why don't the leaders of the people replace me?
It's only recently that the business has become more proficient. The work of the teaching office is very busy, but it is idle and panicked, and the day is really busy and busy. Sometimes I can't sit still and look forward to school, but there are still two or three hours before school, what to do? Write an article! Published on the online platform! As long as you write an article, you feel that time is really passing too quickly, the article has not finished writing the school bell rings, so I realized a truth, people still have to do some things they like in a day, time passes very quickly when doing these things, in fact, writing articles is also very hard and uncomfortable, but if you see the articles you published, especially if you read these articles again, it is definitely a very good enjoyment! In particular, some people like some people praise some people comment on more than 100 clicks, which is both a great encouragement and a great enjoyment for people, so writing articles is bitter, but we may as well play the piano under the Yellow Tree - make fun in the pain! There is bitterness to be sweet! Bitter before sweet! But I will never delay the work of the teaching office because I write an article, but I use the way of writing an article to pass the difficult leisure time in the office of the teaching office.
Teacher Wang Xinli can not substitute for the class due to illness, so he was sent to our teaching office to work, this teacher is fat and moderate, the skin color is relatively dark, but the words she wrote are the same as his husband, it is so handsome and beautiful, her husband also works in our school, teaches mathematics but loves to write articles, Miao Shu man, elegant temperament, one of the young talents in our school is simply called Shanghai Zhiqing. Teacher Wang Xinli teaches Chinese but is not interested in writing articles. So this couple can be said to be a talented woman who looks like a door!
Teacher Wang Sheli, fat and moderate, white skin, short black hair, simple and unpretentious. Conscientious, diligent, not to eat, not to wear, not for the name, not for profit, with people good, very polite to people, soft and soft, enthusiastic to help others, its business ability is second only to Zhang Xiaoli teacher.
The arrival of the young and beautiful teacher Pang Jun blew a fresh and warm spring breeze for the dull teaching office. She is slim, beautiful, white and attractive. White and red, different, especially or very attractive double eyelids. Pang Jun's proficiency in operating the computer is just equal to Zhao Lao'er's, and sometimes he can even surpass the highly respected Zhao Lao'er, but Pang Jun is very modest and has such respect for Zhao Lao'er. Due to the reason that Pang Jun's professional ability is particularly excellent, when the teaching is in a big event, almost all of them are Pang Jun's commanders who go out to dispatch troops, and such battles are always victorious until they succeed and do not reach the goal.
Teacher Hu Yanmei, beautiful, small and exquisite, yellow in white, long hair fluttering, gorgeous, vigorous. Originally a music teacher who was a music teacher who sounded and vibrated the trees, he came to our teaching office after the end of the third grade music class. This teacher, blowing and playing and singing, can do everything, can sing and dance, sing and dance, light singing and dancing, and singing and dancing wildly. Especially in my school, her husband who teaches chemistry once hangs an electric guitar on his chest, it is simply Cui Jian, the father of Chinese rock music. These two people can be said to be the wife and husband who return the home with both husband and wife!
Teacher Zhang Wei was originally a physical education teacher in the third grade, and came to our teaching office after the end of the third grade physical education. Zhang Weishi is slender, white, thin, talkative, loves to talk and laugh, as long as Zhang Wei arrives, our teaching office is particularly lively. No, even in the midst of laughter, he somehow asked Pang Jun to call him Brother, and Pang Jun actually called him Brother without changing his face. This brother shouted naturally generously, warmly and friendlylyly, and won the very rhythmic thunderous applause of all the brothers and sisters in the teaching office. But Zhang Weibaijing's face has a lot of red acne, it is said that it is called Youth Beauty Bean, in fact, he is already the father of two children.
The Teaching Department, like the Logistics Department and the Political and Educational Department, is all going all out to serve the teaching, and in the Teaching Office, it deals with all the subject teachers, so I know and get to know all kinds of strange teachers, so that each teacher can be called a big name, and I also know and grasp the appearance characteristics and personality and even personality of each teacher. Who says it's not a very interesting thing and job? Everything is insightful and learned, human feelings are trained to be articles, good articles are generally written in a difficult and difficult environment, and the text is poor and then worked!
However, our teaching office office is very simple, the two printers have been dilapidated and look like they are going to become tatters, but no one has given us a repair to change us, there is no bamboo curtain and no leather curtain on hot days, there is no cotton curtain in the cold of March 9, flies and mosquitoes buzz around on hot days, all four of us have to go all over the house to chase and kill, but the results are minimal, mosquitoes and flies still harass us we can not work peacefully and normally. Well, there is also the air conditioner hanging on the wall, which can solve some cold and heat problems.
Even a broken indispensable big light bulb has been begging Grandpa and Grandma for several months to be updated and replaced, and finally a new light bulb is simply too small, out of helplessness, Director Zhao took the lead, personally replaced the small light bulb for our office with a long fluorescent lamp double electric rod, which is simply a bright moon in the sky, and that small light bulb is a small star in the sky. The stars are bright, not as bright as the lonely moon. When changing, Director Zhao took matters into his own hands, standing on two stools on the desk, we helped him, he hung up with plastic rope, and connected the wires, poor not even tape, only a pliers and a screwdriver. Do you think this pair of electric baton fluorescent lamps is brand new? This is Director Zhao let me pick out from a pile of waste garbage under the stairs of the school complex, and if you count well, it can actually be bright! Just use it!
The Teaching Office is a very dangerous place, why? Maybe at some point, the teachers who go to the teaching office, especially the teachers in the teaching office, may be in danger of life that day! This is not alarmist! Because I don't know if you noticed, the two wires on the wall of the teaching office came down from the wall through a cement floor of one or two meters and climbed up to the office desk in the center of the room, the two wires on the cement floor were parallel to each other, that is, one foot apart, and the two wires that climbed on the cement floor were glued to the ground with an inch of transparent tape every foot in their respective lengths, and they were trampled on for many years, and maybe the moment of that day would electrocute people from under their feet! Besides, the plastic cover at the end of a long socket near the leg outside the desk was broken by someone and ran somewhere, anyway, now one end of the socket is obviously a bare black hole, which is undoubtedly a heavy time bomb, because this socket is casually placed on the cement floor and can be moved freely, and it is extremely dangerous if the students come to the teaching office to do things. If there is no accident, everyone is good, in case of an accident, the leaders of the school and the responsible persons will not be able to eat and walk!
The school is poor, the school is poor! The teaching office usually has to broadcast in and out of class, but if the power is blackout or when the exam is taken, it cannot rely on the radio, and it is necessary to ring the bell manually - ring the bell, but there is no bell and no bell, and some are just two feet long with their hands, a rusty train rail, the female teacher generally can't lift it, use the axe to hit hard, do well, the sound is still quite crisp and loud! Just want to hang this rail on the tree, poor even a two or three meters long No. 8 silk, the axe handle knocked off and cracked, a huge junior high school, not even a decent axe handle can not be found, no one to see, no one to pay attention, no one to care, no one to give, no one to buy, you give people to say more, people still roar at you angrily, why are you so annoying?!
So everything has to be solved by yourself. This is the teaching office of Huaxu Junior High School, which we work hard and hard!
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