What would happen if Little S went to "Chasing the Light Brother".
Seeing Du Chun's egg dumpling meat shreds, he rummaged through the bag to find her gun, "I must open this gun"; heard Wang Dongcheng's earthy love words, "Even if I have bottomless pants, I will fly and kick you"; Mingdao's crab dance appeared, "Do you want to be red or not", facing the take-off Yin Xiaotian, "My mother-in-law likes your type".
After saying that, then pretending to be lonely to light a cigarette, shaking the soot, shouting, "Give me wine."
Zheng Shuang of "Chasing the Light Brother" is actually quite good.
Unexpectedly, she dared to say that Yin Xiaotian danced in the feeling of watching the Liaoning Spring Festival Gala, heard Du Chun sing "Lover", "It turned out to be this song, I didn't hear a word", when Wang Dongcheng sang and danced, he directly covered his face with his coat, feeling that the oil dots splashed over.
But Zheng Shuang belongs to the mood of the relatively receiving, can not see it to hide, if you want to pull the emotions full, you need a person to put it, this person is Xiao S.
Zheng Shuang saw Wang Dongcheng hiding in his coat, and Xiao S directly threw the hand card in his face. At the time of "Flowers and Flowers", Wang Dongcheng has been sitting in a precarious position and playing handsome. Little S was already a little angry, and then asked him if he would relax at home, and he said that he would sit on the lazy couch and sink in.
As a result, Wang Dongcheng's hand has been turning around, one will go up, one will go down.
Little S was hairy, "Why do you even have to give me a handsome posture when you talk", and even stood up to imitate him, "Sit in, suck in, I really can't stand you".
Wang Dongcheng was really annoyed, and sat on the ground, and had to sit on the ground with whatever he wanted. Cai Kangyong asked him about his current mentality, he said that he has always been the heart of a child, and he did not forget the original intention, double idioms, cai Kangyong was also angry, "You give me a four-word word to see."
Later, Xiao S simply smiled, and the imitation show began again, "Sister S, do you have any red wine in your family, any country can be, because I am a little lonely now."
Wang Dongcheng is really powerless, I remember a famous scene in "Kangxi Lai". Wang Dongcheng said that his acting is probably one person playing two roles, one second is cowardly, the next second is explosive. Little S listened for half a day without understanding his point, so what do you want to express.
Without waiting for Wang Dongcheng to speak, "He wanted to force us to say that it was the meaning of good acting, so I wouldn't say this sentence."
When interviewing Xiao Yang, the same picture also appeared.
Talk about Xiao Yang, you have to say "Little Apple", you have to sing it as soon as you say it, and then listen to Little S the whole person is like a balloon about to explode. Then Xiao Yang even invited Xiao S to dance with him, and the more he danced, the more angry he became, "I can't believe it, I was dancing this song, you know how much I hated this song at that time."
Xiao Yang Round Field, probably want to say that this song also has value, "a doctor said that when a child does not have a fetal heartbeat, he will put "Little Apple".
Lu Yu is, "I don't believe", And Little S is, "You also believe in this". Xiao Yang then said, really, the child has a fetal heart when he hears it. Normal people here to sigh a medical miracle even if it is, Small S does not give, let go of the words, "I was hearing "Little Apple", almost heart beat stopped."
So don't show off in front of Little S, because she can see it at a glance.
Huang Shengyi's husband Yang Zi was also intimidated. On "Flowers and Flowers", one will say that he knows Xu Yajun, one will say that he knows Zhang Jizhong, Xiao S can't listen, "Then do you know Bruce Lee?" Yang Zi should actually continue, "Vaguely heard about it."
But this is not the point, the focus is on business cards.
Yangzi's business card is customized in Switzerland, very advanced, not only to explain the identity information, but also the business card has scissors nail file screwdriver on it. Xiao S recognized at a glance, "It is to show people, only I have the meaning of this business card."
But Yang Zi did not care about Xiao S's obvious ridicule and continued to show his strength. There is a problem that Huang Shengyi encounters any problems, Yang Zi will come forward to solve. Yang Zi is a bit of a domineering president, "In fact, she has a lot of problems, I don't need her to tell them, I have solved them."
Little S, this person, the most catch is the vulnerability.
The classic Huang Xiaoming covered his face, but others said that he looked good, and Xiao S asked how to cover his face to see your face. Yang Zi here too, Huang Shengyi does not say, how do you know. It would not be to secretly investigate what was wrong with Huang Shengyi, and then Cai Kangyong took a batman.
Little S immediately came to power, imitating Batman, biubiubiu, hanging himself in mid-air, and then attacking those who had problems.
After a round of sneering, Xiao S asked Huang Shengyi solemnly, is there any problem that your husband can't solve, Cai Kangyong grabbed the words, "Let you shut up." Indeed, no matter who you are, whether you have fans, whether you have money or not, What Xiao S is not used to is to say that he does not stop.
Huang Xiaoming has invited Xiao S to be the wedding host, but she wants to say it.
In "Sister Is Hungry", she directly said that Huang Xiaoming is a narcissist. He also complained that he went to the big S home, ostensibly to see the decoration, but in fact he was filming MV with the baby. Question Huang Xiaoming, why do you smell the baby's hair when Big S introduces the fish tank.
Tao Zhe took his wife as a guest, just as he was ruthless.
As soon as you meet, say Tao Zhe, your powder seems to be a little thick. Seeing Tao Zhe was a little embarrassed, he couldn't continue, and said, "Well, he's very handsome." When Tao Zhe was relieved, she added another sentence, "But it is very much like a wax figure." Wax figures are simply more vivid than powder thickness.
"Kangxi Lai" also has a small S oil masterpiece, spitting on Shao Xin.
In just seven minutes, Little S contributed countless memes and golden sentences. Anyway, it seems to be talking about a dance hall, Shao Xin said that they refer to a lot of places, the word is very bold, "the whole world", the whole world is the whole world, this time do not forget to step on, unlike you are all in Taiwan Oh.
Little S immediately rolled his eyes, stared at his nostrils, and then clapped in a strange way, "Great, powerful."
Shao Xin was indeed confident. He said he skated well, had a good sense of balance and would lead a group of people to skate backwards, "upside down, all good". Xiao S looked at him with a stinky fart look and couldn't help scolding him, "What the hell are you dragging, what are you doing, the ice knife was invented by you."
Shao Xin heard it when he didn't hear it, living in his own world.
Then don't blame the little S for firing at full swing. Shao Xin told the story of figure skating, using both hands and feet, "I want to beat him Oh", Shao Xin imitated the horn of the luxury car, "Ding", Xiao S said, "Are you an ventriloquist expert now", and then continued to act, "Mr. Shao, my gun has been loaded".
Even if it is Daqing Oilfield, in front of Xiao S, it is just a big smoke pot that cannot be extinguished.
But what Little S is most unaccustomed to is the man who points fingers at women, and she will seriously shy back.
There is an issue of "Kangxi Lai" that does a man's eyes on women, and he interviews a group of men. Among them, Zhang Zhaozhi is very picky. Saying that the girl's shoulders should be a little fleshy and look a little richer, Little S immediately said, "Then do you have to look in the mirror, because you are very much like a skull head."
Later, it was said that girls reached an age or more, and if they were still very thin and dry, it was really easy to look old.
Xiao S reacted very quickly, "Are you talking about you and Chen Weimin", Chen Weimin explained, "He is talking about girls", Xiao S directly punched hard, "You two are also thin and dry and old".
The interview with Tao Zhe felt that Xiao S was also really angry. Tao Zhe said that the wife should go out to make more friends, the first half of the sentence is no problem, the second half of the sentence is to learn more from others. Little S rolled his eyes and collapsed his face, "Why should I learn things from others?"
Tao Zhe wanted to mess with the rainbow fart, "For example, like you are a good mother", Xiao S is not deceived, "How do you know that I am a good mother".
Very much have their own logic and attitude. Even if the final program is almost over, Cai Kangyong said next to tao zhe enjoy the happy life of the couple, and then looked at the small S, the small S put a cold arrow, "he himself is very enjoyable", Cai Kangyong feels that it is difficult to round, "don't talk like this."
Don't say this, but say this, after all, yangzi, who has great supernatural powers, can't make Xiao S shut up.
Little S used to say that Big S was a standard type of beauty, and she was an avant-garde type of beauty, and everyone present was laughing at her. But when you think about it, she's pretty avant-garde. Especially in the matter of looking at people, women are in their original form in front of her, men are in front of her, chase what light, first go to the oil.