Quotes from Wang Yuebo

I like Wang Yuebo's commentary, Beijing cavity Beijing rhyme, typhoon steady, quite ancient style, and the baggage is good, the button is also porcelain. In his own words, he said that books are characterized by "cordiality." Good at talking about human feelings, reviews are also OK. Although the book is relatively slow, I love to listen to this kind of slow book, and it feels meticulous. It may be a little bit of a mess at times, but the flaws are not hidden. I have been to Xuannan Bookstore several times and felt very enjoyable watching him perform live. Personally, I feel that his "Liaozhai" is very meticulous and humane.

　　I saw some of his classic quotations on Baidu Encyclopedia, and I also saw some quotations from other places. I sorted it out myself and forwarded it now.

　　Yuebo Classic Quote Collection:

　　1. Yuwen Chengdu looked at the seven large vats in the bamboo forest and said, "Seven..."

　　2. The main surname of dazhai is blind and foolish, and the main surname of the second village is followed by coaxing...

　　3. Good guys, in the water area through irrigation, this is said to people.... Xiong Tianrui couldn't resist

　　4. The top name of the gold list is Guo surnamed Juren from Tianjin...

5. Shan Xiongxin said to Xiong Kuohai, "Your Ringing Horse is an amateur fan, we are generations of Ringing Horses..." 　

　 6. "You don't have to worry after I die, don't you say that < Kangxi private visit >?"

　7. Gao Kui's notoriety is in Dengzhou City..... However, the twelve sons of Yang Lin, the patron king, all had to compete for favors, and they all had to report something to the old prince: "Daddy, I tell you, he can shoot the scene again.... He doesn't say that we have to find a way, and if we don't make a move, we will finish his performance..." You alone said that you can't stand the four apprentices all said ah... It's all like that...

8. About the reason why Li Jing did not come: a phone call at noon said that it could not come... I'm very considerate of him for not being able to come in the afternoon... He said to me, "Yue Bo, the director informed me at noon, there were two bed scenes in the afternoon, do you say I am talking about books or...?" I said, "On behalf of all the audience at Xuannan Bookstore, I instruct my brother: "It's hot, don't get a prickly mess..."..." 　　9. The famous < kiln theory > smashing the gang: take down the pipa, take off the guzheng, and then play it for you: "A laugh in the sea, a tide on both sides of the strait..." If you don't like to listen to this, put it away, I will give you a section of < Xue Dingshan's conquest of the west > 　　

10. It is also < kiln theory >: the flowers and branches are displayed to go there and sign up: "Yun Xie, Yun Xia, Yun Wei, Yun Jin..." The uncle came over to take a look: "What is this, it is all cloud characters, for the generations of German characters..."

　　

　　11. The more upscale brothels open for business, the later they open, if you are average, like the overpass that place, at 7 p.m. They don't all go up at once, both of them go up..... Finally, their horns, the head of the small class, are not tall, come up.......

　　12. Milk powder incident: medicine to disease .... There is a queue at the door... These days come with children, children are not good, when the parents scold the street ah... I don't scold the street for telling the book... All are scolded by the parents of the Ming Dynasty:

　　13. Reason for opening: Why did I start playing today....... I'll have to catch a scene in a moment... Deyun Society these two days lack of people, missing two, I went to the top one .... Give as much as you want to go, can't raise money anymore.....

　　14. About the Rebellion of Wu Yunzhao: Now the rebellion does not have to be so troublesome, and it will be over as soon as it is said on the Internet... Post a message: I'm out of XXX........

　　15. Han Baohu and Wu Yunzhao Nanyang Guanxia Dialogue: Yunzhao, you shouldn't ah.... Why bother, vomit this breath... Isn't this all negotiable, less money is it.... You did the opposite, and pulled me down----- a small one, and an old one....".

　　16. The conversation between Nizi and The Crow's Head in "Talking about the Crow's Head": "The Crow's Head, don't say it's you, I have to elope with him if I change my sister." You see Wang Wen this look, this look, very white, but also chubby, small eyes, hair is not long, very good... "

　　17. Liu Bei listened, why did he test me with words? I said: Now the situation in the Fruit Family is like this... Cao Cao must have thought: What's the matter, this is holding back to rebel, to insert pheasant plumes--- don't plan to do it with me here, you want to publish news on the Internet?!

　　18. Cao Cao: The hero of the world, just these few in front of you, just a little bit of ------ tianqiao, a part of Dongcheng: Chongwen has a copy.....

　　19. Cao Cao listened: "Little Bully - endless fun!" ... In the name of his father, he is not a hero..."

　　20. Liu Bei: "Can Zhang Xiu, Zhang Lu, Han Sui and other generations be called heroes?" ------ Cao Cao: "Brother Xuande, you are all confused by this, the servants come out one after another, they can't even make a single mouth, this is still a hero..."

　　21. Zhuge Liang's "Longzhong Pair" said: Three points of the world--- sooner or later you get Liu Zhang's piece of land, you occupy this south... East side, East Side, you tube...

　　22. There are fathers and mothers who guard the family and the land, I don't say books, it doesn't matter, foreigners can't ---- Tianjin to Beijing, he doesn't work hard to say crosstalk well... Not only are they full of food, but the more than a hundred people at the bottom still have to be raised, so they don't have enough to eat, and they have to sell some fake medicines. The recordings have deleted this paragraph, ah, our brothers are good, we don't say people behind our backs...

　　23. All poor together to say crosstalk, all good----- how is it now, is there no online resignation?

　　24. 。。。。 "Master Li Tianshi asked us for 200 taels of silver, and we gave it to you." ---- "I don't like this, he's not easy, usually singing allegro is nothing... Or give it to Li Tianshi... ”

　　25. Wen Wu first, Wu Wu second---- I am not angry... I talk about two books a week, get some lines... Your fighting spirit is useless, they are all talking about crosstalk, he earns so much, I earn so much, the heart is unbalanced, no. An old ancestor Wang Shichen who said crosstalk said to me: "Yue Bo, when I want to think of my big horse golden sword, I am more red than the small mushroom, Hou Baolin----- then you say that I am alive now... "You see, the old man just wants to open...

　　26. Smash the host Wu Di and Liang Yan (Qing Pingke): The ticket money of 30 yuan has nothing to do with the host, when the ticket price becomes 32, the two pieces that rise are the two of them...

27. Continue to smash Liang Yan (Qing Pingke): Don't look at me as a book, but I don't have a book to be angry, unlike our little disciple Liang Yan, who has a bookish atmosphere when he sees it--------- playing mahjong has never won.... 　　

28. < Crow Head > in the Middle Bustard Lady and the Crow Head Dialogue Smash mr. Lian: Talk to my mother, don't be anxious to make me angry with a white face, unlike words---- talking to the mother is still polite..... You look at me who chokes on your speech, but I can't say this if I haven't practiced storytelling.......

　　29. Near Zhu is red, near ink is black, people have long eyes to make friends, and you have to see what they talk about...

　　"Brother Ren..."

　　"Brother Xian..."

　　"Have you been to Xuannan recently?"

　　"Busy with official duties, Shang Chongwen went twice....."

　　"Well, Yaxing, Yaxing...."

　　----- such a person can't be wrong, you cut it..... Listening to the book I am not flattering you, there are no bad people... You don't see the inside, recently went to the overpass bar... What to do there, listen to who ?----- is a good one, but also went to Xuannan there to talk about the book------- in the overpass to save the bottom, in Xuannan to open.............

30. Such a person is old and anti-, can't work anywhere for long, and will not do it as soon as he resigns on the Internet----- probably has the performance of anti-bone..... He also pulled a man without a backbone..... 　

　31. < The original text of the crow's head > more than 2500 words, I said 6 and a half times, < Ma Jiefu > more than 6000 words---------- you understand what I mean... 　　

32. There is also a movie called < Hedong Lion Roar >, but this film can still be bought somehow, because the protagonist and Guanxi have a little problem, and now the film is not much broadcast..... I still love to watch this protagonist, and then not much and Guanxi out of the photo file, I went online to see a scolding, watch a scolding, watch this portrait I scolded more than forty times----- still love to watch.......

　　33. Yuwen Chengdu monk's apprentice's conversation while chasing Wu Yunzhao:

　　Yuwen Chengdu: Oh, what Zhou Cang Xiansheng ah, all give me angry nonsense.... Zhou Cang is an inner dynasty person?

　　Shang Shi Apprentice: Zhou Cang was a Han Dynasty man.

　　Yuwen Chengdu: I'm from the Inner Dynasty?

　　Shang Shi Disciple: You are a Sui Dynasty person...

Yuwen Chengdu: How did the Han Dynasty people get to the Sui Dynasty? 　　Master Shang: You don't know < Guan Gong zhan Qin Qiong > ah...

　　Yuwen Chengdu: You listen less to crosstalk!

　　34. Listening to books can be much more expensive than buying books, buying a set of Sui and Tang flowers 30 are all read..... Listen to the Sui and Tang Dynasties 30 times, 30 times, after listening to it, you will have to have more than 10,000 ----- and car money, water money, eating... Anyway, your family does not take advantage of the thirty-fifty thousand you can't hear Sui Tang-------- but I am not alone to earn.......

　　35. Why worship this old man---- get rich for promotion....... The general baigan relatives have a little purpose------ not all... Some of them are really for learning art... There is also that one to find a way back for yourself------- in case the Inner Heaven Bridge says that crosstalk can't go on...

　　36. Qin Qiong thought: I still put on makeup for the first time, what is the hook?... I... I can't draw an autumn fragrance ?----, sorry audience... Let him dress up as Qiu Xiang and go, and delay us in a book.......

　　37. About his and Li Jing's birthday gifts: "In a few days it is Li Jing's birthday, I'm afraid there are still people who want to send things, we can't stop it, the more you send, the better----- but who wants to send more expensive than me, you are my enemy...."

　　38. You're a Bad Fox (sung, followed by a little strings.) )

　　39. Hold the nest in your hand

　　40. I heard that there is a man's kneeling washboard, my daughter-in-law let me kneel on the keyboard, and I have to use my knee to punch I love you...

　　41. Gentlemen, no matter how big the storyteller is, leave the five-word mantra of "no coincidence, no book" and --- all starve to death!

　42. Ink painting I will also, a blank piece of paper, splash the ink, write the upper line of small words on the side: "Wang Yuebo do - the morning of the coal shop" (audience laughs), another one: "The crow flew in the night" (the audience laughed), they all said I painted well...

　　43. Riding the Great Wall and cursing the Tartars, not going south, not going north.

　　44. Qin Qiong brushed his long hair, "Alas, ashamed", "Oh, silkworm retreat? The drug store has to sell."

　　45. Wang Bodang sank his face, what happened? Buried the funeral?

　　46. Cars, boats, shops, feet, teeth, secret agents, old policemen.

　　47. We are talking about the book hard and hard, and we don't even have a measure of work.

　　48. The episode is very lively. There are those who sell rice, those who sell noodles, those who sell tea, and those who sell eggs. Shelving it is to sell tea eggs.

　　49. If there is a book, it is long and short, and there is nothing more than that along the way: hunger and thirst, and night and night. Eight words.

　　50. We are every Saturday afternoon, and you are welcome to listen to the book. If you don't come! Do you know what happened if you didn't come? Guys, I'm not trying to scare you..... You save one hundred and twenty dollars a month...

　　51. I am the clan room, under the administration of the clan people, you are guilty of talking like that at that moment, come over a few people, pull out the guys, poof, poof, poof... Just tie your car!"

　　52. Put the unauthentic on the trolley and push (the) not the authenticity! (Similarly, don't be too happy.) That's really putting unhappiness on the cart, pushing (Tep) unhappy! )

　　53. The old man ate a piece of cold white potato and drank another sip of herbal tea. A cool burp on the top and a cool fart on the bottom, to put it bluntly: kicked.

　　54. Watching TV dramas at that time, what is Huo Yuanjia, what is Detective Hunter (laughs), and the girls are called "buying and relying". (Laughs)....

　　55. Start with a creep! There is a saying that a tailor who does not want to be a cook is not a good driver.

　　56. Female sixth year, we don't love enough.

　　57. The thief eats meat, but the thief is not beaten.

　　58. Sima Yi is not as good as Zhuge Liang, and Sima Yi's intelligence value is only 98 ah...

　　59. There are four words of truth in the storyteller, that is: irresponsible!

　　60. In "Three Thieves and Nine Dragon Cups", Kangxi made a pair, and the Divine Power King replied. Kangxi: "Three pagodas in the Three Pagoda Temples, Ta Ta Pagoda". Divine Power King: "Five-story platform on Mount Wutai, Platform Platform". Wen Wu listened, want to start a play ah this is? Kangxi: "The goat goes up the mountain, the two-headed mountain". Divine Power King: "Buffalo into the water, two heads of water." Kangxi: "The goat goes up the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat's horn." The Divine Power King: "Buffalo goes into the water, and the water does not have the buffalo waist." Kangxi: "Mother rides, horse slow mother scolds horse." The Divine Power King: "The cow is blowing the cow, and the cow is screwing the cow." "Well, good mouth, I can really wrap it up!" That's it! This hit the two of them for this. It's okay for the two of them to split between A and B on this.

　　Classic Set Poem:

　　1. Wang Yuebo: Raise a puppy to take the rat, raise a rabbit to catch the eagle, raise a mule to get off the horse, raise a tanuki cat to scare the mouse, raise a long worm to be afraid of frogs, raise a yellow bird to learn the old bird, raise a child is not good to put the board stunned to learn to comment on the book He recognizes the mother.

　　Li Jing: Wang Yuebo don't boast, my mother is also your mother.

　　Wang Yuebo: Shout Li Jing don't get angry, please go backstage to rest.

　　(Rated as the only counterpart set poem of Xuannan Bookstore since the opening of the book)

　　2. Goose, goose, goose, curved neck to the sky song.

　　White hair floating green water, my name is Wang Yuebo. (Emulating Guo Degang, tampering with the Tang poem "Goose", at the end of which he also said, "Who will not tamper with Tang poetry, he will?") I will too. I'll have more than him...")

　　3. Dead vines and old trees, small bridges and flowing water people's homes, ancient road west wind skinny horses, sunset in the west, broken intestines in ... Spain!

　　4. Zhao Qiansun Li, Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, Feng Chen Chuwei..... Tofu to taste! (The small audience in the audience: it's Jiang Shen Han Yang!) Wang Yuebo: This is a burden... Say Coke... )

　　5. Wooden railing outside the beautiful hero, walk to come in the Fengyi Pavilion,

　　Looking up to see the absolutely beautiful woman, Lü Bu drew a sword to stab the adulterous male. (Quoting a passage from the Five Elements of Xiangsheng)

　　Phrases that often appear when speaking books:

　　Apprentice Wang Yuebo...

　　Comrades...

　　To put it mildly...

　　Did I recruit you to me? (Almost all of them are said to Li Jing)

　　Art is fake, strength is real.

　　I have more than two hundred pounds...

　　You come and see! Do Shmo? (All are theatrical singing)

　　How far is it to throw six.

　　Let's talk a little bit about Elgind.... (Erlekind: often used in cross-talk, indicating rough language)

　　Used verses:

　　* One day away from home is deep, like a lone goose falling into the cold forest. Although the scenery here is good, there is still a piece of homesickness.

　　* Birds fly far with the birds and phoenixes, and people accompany them with high character.

　　* Color, color, color, difficult to leave a disaster, rise the aspirations of the villain, destroy the virtue of the gentleman, how many heroes are annihilated, the big heroes are also difficult to put this.... Beauty off!

　　* Horses have the righteousness of the reins, dogs have the grace of wet grass, lambs to the mother, apes offer fruit to themselves, spider webs to protect the body, rats and grain to defend themselves, elk to eat and so on, the unrighteous people.... hateful!

　　*There is a way: sake red face, money touching.

　　* Heaven makes chessboard stars, the sun and moon compete for light.

　　Ray for the war drums for the flag, the wind and clouds will meet.

　　* Inch soil for the temple, temple poetry, poetry cloud: the bright moon to send the monks back to the ancient temple.

　　Double wood into a forest, under the forest to show prohibition, forbidden: axe gold into the mountain forest at the time.

　　* Collect the two rivers, line eight, six out of seven tackles, five Zhangyuan front, point forty-nine lamps, one heart only for the reward of three Gu.

　　Dingnan Man, Pingxi Shu, East and North Reject, The Chinese Army Tent, Change Gold and Wood Tuyao Yao Gua, the water surface can be attacked with fire.

　　Jingluo Jingyun Collection:

　　* Qin Qiong, the second master of Qin Qiong, fell in Tiandi County, Shanxi Luzhou (sound: three sounds of waterlogging), only to end up selling horses...

　　* Yama king called you three more dead, the one who dared to leave you until five more days!

　　* Horse buyers should meet horse sellers... The atmosphere is gone, the atmosphere is...

　　* The young man's upper wide and lower narrow figure, Beijing dialect called this whiplash.

　　* Unlucky on the stall, sex fans look like movies. (color, read: shai)

　　* Eleven people stand in two rows, one with five children and one with six children.

　　* Play strings and sing a little kid stuff. (Octagonal Drum, ForkEd Qu'er, Disciple Book)

　　* A board down, the ass will have to get up a blood purlin, Beijing dialect called lu chun (sound: donkey quail)

　　* How many are out? How many to go? What time is it today?

　　* You old people know that my body is boneless, and recently it is more empty (weak reading as rao)