As a neighboring country with water, we can all see the prosperity of Japan's erotic industry.
But you know what?
The same "little three" that everyone in our country has seen and beaten has become more and more common in Japan in recent years.
According to the results of a survey of sociological data in Japan, the following
Among japanese single women, 24.4% have been juniors, and 20.9% of single men have been juniors.
No, some people not only become the primary three themselves, looking for the primary three, but also specially opened a class to teach others how to find the primary three.
The Marginal Man: Teach You How to Make a Mistress
Another name is more infuriating, it is called "I cheated on my pride: teach you how to find the little three"...
The story begins with the gathering of our white-collar male protagonist and his two henchmen.
His name is Tian Qi, he is a small leader of the company, married, and has a beautiful woman in the family.
But what is more tragic is that since he got married, he has not rolled the sheets with his wife for three years.
At the beginning of this drama, the male protagonist deliberately bought a bottle of red wine on the way to work to romanticize with his wife.
Unexpectedly, my wife directly said that I was tired and wanted to sleep first, "Also, can you stop snoring tonight?"
His nemesis and good friend Yukio Manjima is also married, a small white-collar worker at the company.
But unlike the male protagonist, the reason why he looked for Xiao San was only because the big health care was too expensive.
The last one, a veteran otaku, Ango Sakata, works in a DVD rental shop and has no girlfriend.
As for women, it all depends on fantasy.
Oh yes, his so-called wife, Chloe Grace Moretz, looks like this.
So the question is: how can I find The Third One?
Online app?
No, no, Yukio Manjima immediately denied it, because "it is full of male crooks who use girls' photos as avatars."
Poofhaha
So, offline fraternities?
No, no, no
And just as the three of them racked their brains, the "Savior" appeared, and he was the man in the poster.
Named Masumi Ifushi, he is a veritable old driver of extramarital affairs, nicknamed "Lover Professor".
The man married at the age of 21 and had his first mistress at the age of 22, with a maximum number of 11 simultaneous mistresses.
Official spit: As many as the American football team.
Later, he quit the jianghu and temporarily lived in the second line, and began to teach people to find The Third Grade.
Not only is it highly practical, but it is even equipped with a special set of combat plans.
All kinds of "industry big data" are even more open mouth:
At first, in the face of these three crooked dates, the professor did not want to help at all, for fear of smashing the signboard.
But on second thought, it would be fun to accomplish this seemingly impossible task!
Sure enough, as soon as the connoisseur made a move, he knew whether there was one or not.
Looking for the first lesson of the primary three course, the professor directly pointed out a super mistake they had made before-
What is "Little Three"?
Lovers other than a legal spouse?
No, no, no, Little Three is a convenient woman who met by chance.
Step 1: Determine the candidate.
But everywhere in modern society is a vast sea of people, how to determine?
At this point, the professor gave an excellent tip - the good morning greeting identification method.
The average person will say "good morning" or "early" when greeting you in the morning, but if someone adds your name when greeting you —
According to the professors, they have a 23 percent chance of determining an affair.
According to this knock, the male protagonist soon found that his colleague Yamaguchi greeted others in a different way.
Then, the second step: create opportunities to be alone.
Similarly, according to the professor's data, if they can do this, the probability of them becoming "mistresses" will rise to 32%.
Just at this moment, the male protagonist went to the conference room, and then there was only one colleague Yamaguchi in the conference room.
And because I accidentally got the file on the ground, I was lying on the ground picking it up...
The opportunity is once in a lifetime, but the male protagonist just wants to go further and find a topic to chat.
Just then, a huge iron ball appeared out of nowhere —a great moral pressure.
Later, after some enlightenment from the professor, the male protagonist finally cut off this moral pressure.
But small talk, small talk, for some people is easy to come by, but for the male protagonist is not at all easy.
One mouth: Did you see yesterday's "treasure hunting team"? The hanging paintings of the Lushan people are in a very good state.
Yamaguchi classmate: Meow meow???
However, the protagonist's aura is as powerful as the male protagonist, even if the opening is like this, it is because his home and Yamaguchi's family are in the same direction, and he has the opportunity to go home with Yamaguchi.
How do we talk next?
At this time, the old driver professor went online, and asked him to ask the personal information of the female owner through the background telephone connection -
Even if you only ask the place of birth.
Sure enough, the male protagonist just said a word, and Yamaguchi kept talking like he opened the conversation box.
At this time, the professor broke the truth of it:
Human beings are creatures who want to talk non-stop.
Immediately after, the professor asked the male protagonist to ask Yamaguchi what he liked to eat.
Yamaguchi said: Curry.
He also asked the male protagonist what he liked to eat.
The man just wanted to say "ramen", and the professor quickly told him inside the headphones, saying "curry".
Is there any deep meaning to this?
Let's not press the table for the time being, let's say that although the male protagonist got the opportunity to go home together because he and his female colleague Yamaguchi were on the road.
But the key is that they are just on the way, and they do not live nearby, how can the male owner smoothly enter Yamaguchi's home?
Here's the point.
The professor told the male owner in the headphones to let the male owner re-plan the route for the driver and take a slight detour.
Why?
Let the male protagonist stay with Yamaguchi for a while?
The riot operation came - after Yamaguchi got off the bus, he told the taxi driver about the man's home.
The taxi driver said directly: If you are going there, you better get off here
Because it's a one-way street, it's more convenient for you to get out of the car and take a taxi opposite.
Finally, the man and Yamaguchi got off together!
But what about getting off the bus together?
The male protagonist's purpose is to go to Yamaguchi's home, ah, if you still go to the opposite side of the taxi, then isn't the plan all in vain?
Clinker, just when everyone was sorry, Yamaguchi actually took the initiative to invite the male owner to her home!
Why?
The professor said that the secret was on the "curry" that he had just asked the male protagonist to say.
If you live alone, curry will generally be made more, and it is likely to put more in the refrigerator.
If she knows that the male protagonist also likes to eat curry, it is likely to invite the male protagonist to her house.
But people are not as good as the sky, and the sky is not as good as the screenwriter.
Just when the male protagonist was finally able to smoothly reach the door of Yamaguchi's house, and the professor also cut off the call with confidence, a sudden change occurred!
A fierce and vicious bald-headed assembly suddenly appeared in Yamaguchi's house.
Who's this?
Can the male protagonist really develop his female colleague Yamaguchi into a "little three" in the end?
More content shop no more spoilers.
But there is one thing to say, the nervous excitement in Xiaopu's heart when watching this drama is no less than watching a horror suspense drama.
For example, what if your wife happens to be sitting right behind you when you're dating someone you're cheating on?
For example, when two people are walking on the street together, how to break the embarrassment when there is really no talk?
Why are jewelry and wedding dresses forbidden areas for cheating dating?
Why give the other person a nickname?
Wait, wait, it's really "too practical"!
And in addition to the male three people a little file, the others are all high-value big beauty!
For example, a new generation of sexy goddesses selected in a Japanese social survey, Tanmi.
Former AKB48 member Yumi Itano, sexy actress Kishi Asuka, and powerful Anda Yumi...
It can be said that it is very eye-catching.
But then again, although this drama is under the guise of "teaching people to find the little three", in fact, the three views inside are very positive.
Because it is ostensibly to teach people to find Xiao San, but in fact, it is only a pompous performance and a creative gimmick full of curiosity, which jointly outlines the sadness of the little people at the bottom of Japanese society.
And when you see the end, you will find that the protagonist in the play is not missing a "little three" - but a spiritual sustenance that can escape a moment in the tragic reality.
Just like the male protagonist obviously had the opportunity to sleep with a female colleague at the end, but he gave up - because the "sexual affairs" of the moment were easy to ask for, and the "happiness" of the rest of his life was difficult to meet.
It is not really teaching you to find The Little Three, but through such a kind of "hypothesis" similar to the fantasy to make you recognize -
Exactly what your "sperm brain" wants and what you really want.
In fact, as early as the first episode, the professor pointed out the theme of the show through a sentence from Nietzsche:
There are two kinds of things that men really like: danger and play
Why do men cheat?
That's because cheating is the most dangerous game.
But the game is bound to end, and what will be left after that may be a sweet hell or a boring everyday.
Therefore, friends who have no object can use this drama as a teaching of the sister.
Friends who already have objects may wish to introduce this drama as a means of anti-reconnaissance.
In any case, don't really want to learn how to find "little three".