1. Xiao Gang: After you die, what do you most want the people around you to say to you?
Bob: Hey, hey! Moved, sleeper! Moved, alive....
There's nothing wrong with it, it does fly
2, a boss recruits a secretary, the test question is: the difference between a woman's upper and lower mouths? One answer: One horizontal and one vertical! Number two: toothless! Number Three: Tongue without Tongue! Number Four: Hairless and hairless! Number Five: There is no word! Number Six: Eat and drink above, have fun below! Number Seven: Talk about love above, pass on from generation to generation below! Number Eight: Praise the N representatives above, meet the leaders below!
I really envy this girl has a boyfriend who has money and hurts his wife
3, come back to rest for a few days, the foreman came to the house and told me to pack my bags and go to the new construction site, it was only a few days, I really did not want to leave my wife, when I left, I hugged my wife, she did not say a word, I know that she is not willing, I am not, but life is forced to do no ... I looked at the foreman with tears of longing, but the foreman said impatiently: "What else is there to rub, fold your wife in the box and hurry up!"
When I met such a friend, I wanted to die hahaha
4, Xiaohong has a new boyfriend, her mother is not at ease, she must check the gate first. She was going to come to the boy's phone and talked to the boy for a long and short question. After speaking and hanging up the phone, her mother said to Xiaoli with a serious face: "I said, this young man must be selling insurance!" XiaoHong was surprised and asked, "Wow, how do you know?" Mom snorted: "After half an hour of phone calls, he only said a total of four sentences, and the theme was 'sure to benefit you for life'.
Are peanuts too big, or squirrels too small?
5, two days ago with the goddess about wine, she said tired want to open the room to sleep, passing by the park she asked me how many grass in the park, I was momentarily confused, smiled! Then she looked down on me and deserved you to be single and go. Do you say she's stupid? Who is stupid enough to ask this kind of question and count the grass back?
When I saw it for the twelfth time, the duck finally didn't fall anymore
6, when I was in high school, there was a power outage one night, and the class teacher came in and said: Students, the end of the semester is approaching, everyone has worked hard this time, take advantage of the power outage to sleep. I don't know what I thought at the time: Teacher, you lecture, we can't sleep without lecturing
Ghost: I'm faceless like you
7, once grandma's family made buns, due to the large number of people in the family, the taste is different, it wrapped three kinds of stuffing. After coming out of the cage, the little grandson took one by hand, and his mother glanced at him, so the little grandson broke the bun in half, giving half to grandpa and half to grandma, and his mother was very happy to see it. The little grandson took another bun and broke it into two, giving half to the sister-in-law and half to the little uncle. Everybody said, "This kid knows so much!" At this time, I saw that the little grandson took a bun and muttered, "I don't believe that this third one is not fennel filling!"
Imitation of God
8, a handsome guy next to the train has been looking at me, a look of wanting to talk and stopping. This little mood not to mention how excited, thinking that he may be short-faced and embarrassed to talk. Me: Is there anything you need my help with? Handsome Man: Beauty Are you a person? I shyly said: Hmm. Handsome guy: It's boring to ride alone in the car. Me: It's okay. Handsome Man: Can I ask you for one thing? I thought to myself, isn't happiness coming too soon? Me: Well, you say. Handsome Guy: My girlfriend is in the next compartment, can you switch places with her? I:......
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