1, the teacher criticizes the classmates, saying: You are a bad example. ”
The student thought: Rice grains?
The teacher said: Yes, you are a typical example. ”
Classmates thought: Chestnuts?
2. A restaurant is famous for its "duck full table", and a tourist comes to visit. When the waiter serves, each dish always has to explain: "This is the duck neck", "This is the duck breast", "This is the duck leg" is proud and overflowing. The last dish was served, and the tourist saw that it was a plate of chicken, and it was inconvenient to say it, so he forked a piece and deliberately asked: "What is this?" The waiter said calmly, "It's a duck friend." ”
3, our friends have not been together for a long time, today in a restaurant small gathering, although the restaurant said that the dish is slower, but also did not affect our interest in drinking, two bottles of liquor will soon be the end of the sky. I saw that everyone had the intention of continuing to drink, so I said to the waiter: "Miss, bring me two bottles of 'two pot heads'." The waiter came over with a smile on his face and said, "I'm sorry, sir, the chef is doing it, right away!" ”
4, the mother let the child go to buy tomatoes, he went to the vegetable stall to buy a whole basket of vegetables, the result is too heavy to go back, when the mother found him, he has squatted on the side of the road to eat more than a dozen, very great said: eat a few more I can move.
5, there are two things in this life that others can't take away, one is the food that eats in the stomach, and the other is the dream hidden in the heart. So be a foodie with a dream, you are invincible.
6, yesterday to the restaurant to eat, halfway into a girl, he went to the front desk and asked the boss: "Can you deliver food?" The boss replied, "Haven't you already come to the store?" Just eat it here. This is a note on the ground of the sister, saying: "This is the address of my friend's home, I really can't find his home, if you want to deliver food, by the way, send me over." ”
7, Dad, I was wrong, I should not have taken the most expensive among the many teas. I also don't know that your tea can be as expensive as 1500 a car, I was wrong Dad, I shouldn't have boiled tea eggs with it, and accidentally put a lot of it. But, can we stop howling, the door is not connected, the neighbors are coming up~
8, lucky 52 scene, husband compared wife guess. The picture is a popsicle, the man said: two words, long, hard, mouth out of the water, smaller. The woman looked dazed, and the male prompted: You ate last night. The woman blushed and immediately replied: "Chicken!
9, as a foodie, the sadder part is that I have always wished to have a melon face, but the male ticket said that my face is a watermelon face. /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
10. Cross-talk through the mouth - report the name of the dish
There are steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roast goose, stove pig, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su pan, smoked chicken white belly, steamed eight treasure pig, rice stuffed duck, can pheasant, canned quail, brine pieces, brine goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python, silver fish, steamed hash ant, braised duck loin, roast duck strips, mixed waist silk, yellow heart pipe, braised white eel, braised yellow eel, tempeh eel, pot roasted carp, stewed turtle carp, stewed rotten turtle, scratch fried carp, scratch fried prawns, Soft fried tenderloin, soft fried chicken, assorted sausage, boiled jackdaw, butter roll, braised fresh mushroom, braised fish breast, braised fish belly, braised fish fillet, vinegared tobacco meat slices, smoked three fresh children, smoked pigeon eggs, boiled white mushrooms, boiled white mushrooms, stir-fried silver wire, smoked knife fish, steamed ham, fried white shrimp, braised clams, fried noodle fish, braised bamboo shoots, hibiscus swallow vegetables, fried shrimp kernels, braised waist flowers, braised sea cucumbers, fried hoof tendons, pot roasted sea cucumbers, fried wood ear fungus, fried liver tip, osmanthus wings, steamed wings, fried flying birds. Fried sauce, fried pork ribs, steamed Jiang Yaozhu, sugar boiled rice, mixed chicken shredded, mixed belly shredded, assorted tofu, assorted dinger, bad duck, boiled fish fillet, crab meat, fried crab meat, braised crab meat, mixed crab meat, steamed pumpkin, stuffed melon, fried loofah, stuffed winter melon. Smoked duck palm, braised duck palm, braised duck palm, braised white, eggplant oven meat, duck soup, crab meat soup, chicken blood soup, three fresh wood soup, red balls, white balls, southern frying balls, sixxi balls, three fresh balls, dumpling balls, dumpling balls, shrimp balls, fish balls, dumplings, fried meatballs, tofu balls, cherry meat, horse tooth meat, rice noodle meat, a poinsettia meat, chestnut meat, jar meat, red braised meat, yellow stewed meat, sauce tofu meat, tanner meat, stewed meat, sticky meat, stewed meat, stewed meat, lean meat, stewed meat, stewed meat, stewed meat, roasted meat, roasted meat, roasted meat, white meat, red elbow, White elbow, smoked elbow, crystal elbow, honey wax elbow, pot roasted elbow, grilled elbow strip, stewed lamb, sauce lamb, roast lamb, roast lamb, clear lamb, spiced lamb, three kinds of soup, three kinds of fried, fried rolled fruit, braised dan, braised sour swallow, braised silver silk, braised white offal, knotweed, braised knots, braised knots, braised knots, braised knots, fried hydrangeas, three fresh shark fins, chestnut chicken, carp with sauce, live drill carp, plate duck, tube chicken, braised navel belly, braised nansun, popping belly ren'er, salt water elbow flowers, pot roasted pig's hooves, stir-fried rice, stewed pork trotters, stir-fried rice, stewed cranes, roasted liver tips , Roasted fat intestines, burned heart, burned lungs, burned purple gai'er, burned lian ti, burned bao gai'er, fried lungs, sauce melon silk, pheasant diced, mixed jellyfish, dragon's whiskers, braised winter shoots, magnolia slices, roasted mandarin duck, roasted fish heads, roasted betel nuts, roasted lilies, fried tofu, fried gluten, fried soft towels, sugar boiled dumplings, pulled silk yam, sugar braised lotus seeds, stuffed yam, almond cheese, small stir-fried crabs, large beetles, stir-fried meat vegetarians, assorted gexian rice, cod, yashiro fish, sea crucian carp, yellow croaker, anchovies, striped fish, grilled sea cucumber, grilled bird's nest, grilled chicken legs, Grilled chicken nuggets, grilled meat, grilled gluten, grilled three kinds, oil splashed meat, sauce poured meat, fried shrimp yellow, crab yellow, fried crab, fried crab, bergamot sea cucumber, fried cooking, fried mustard rice, milk soup, wing soup, three silk soup, smoked dove, brine dove, sea white rice, braised loin dinger, fire-fried cissel, fried deer tail, braised fish head, mixed skin slag, fat intestines, fried purple cover, chicken silk bean sprouts, twelve vegetables, soup sheep, venison, hump, deer daha, root, fried flower pieces, mixed powder peel, braised lettuce, cooking bud leek, wood chestnut, cooking cloves, Cooking large meat, cooking white meat, spicy pheasant, braised acid buds, boiled spinal cord, salted meat shreds, white meat shreds, water chestnut a pin pot, vegetarian stewed spring immortality, braised lotus seeds, sour yellow cabbage, roasted radish, fat oil snowflake vegetables, braised silver ear fungus, fried silver branches, eight treasure hazelnut sauce, yellow fish pot, cabbage pot , assorted pots, tangyuan pots, chrysanthemum pots, chowder pots, boiled pots, diced meat sauce, stir-fried shredded meat, sautéed meat slices, braised sauerkraut, braised cabbage, braised peas, braised lentils, edamame beans, sautéed cowpeas, plus pickled ale.