In college, Xiaoli was the school flower of the whole school. The Liu and the infatuated Li in the class like her at the same time... For four years, the Liu sent his little brothers to guard Xiaoli every day, not allowing anyone to come near her. And the infatuated Li calls Xiaoli every night, and sometimes even jumps out of the bedroom in the middle of the night to deliver a supper to Xiaoli. After graduating from college, Xiao Li gradually understood that the Liu liked her, and the one who really loved her was the infatuated Li. "Like is domineering possession, love is silent giving." Xiaoli went through a fierce ideological struggle. In the end, he married the local tycoon Zhang.
Two years ago I had a supper with a music friend, and the moment I walked into the restaurant he put on his sunglasses, and I said big brother it was three o'clock at night. He said: If you don't understand, others will recognize me, so what if I and you spread rumors about my reputation? You see the waiter has been staring at me and recognized me! Later, when he got up to go to the toilet, the waiter held him up and said to me: Your friend is blind, how can you not take care of it? Broken our restaurant can't tell.
Daughter 2 1/2 years old, had dinner with relatives yesterday. Many people gave their daughter red envelopes, and then a relative teased her: "Little baby, is it good to give red envelopes to aunts?" The daughter glanced at her relatives and said yes obediently. Then very calmly opened the small red packet, very calmly took out the money inside and put it in his pocket, very calmly handed out the red packet paper...
The little nephew is a snake, and I promised to give him a "chocolate zodiac cake" on his birthday. Birthday came, I went to make him a cake, the cake room sister smiled and asked me whether the snake was straight or coiled, I thought, or plated enough ,,,, little nephew looked at the cake for half a day, hesitantly asked: "This thing stinks."
Every time I walk with my daughter, my daughter will say: Dad, your flesh is trembling when you walk, and you are tired and crooked when you look at it. My husband was stimulated and went to the gym for two months. One day he appeared in front of his daughter and said, "You see I have muscles in my body." The daughter looked at it and touched it, nodded her head with satisfaction, and said: You are indeed much better looking than before, from looking greasy and crooked to fat and not greasy.
Lao Zhang received a scam call, the other party lied that it was his son, Lao Zhang knew that he was a liar but did not hang up. The liar said dry mouth, found that he could not deceive him, Lao Zhang said to the liar, your voice is very similar to my son, he has not called me for a long time, can you accompany me to talk to me again? The liar was silent for a while, then he talked with Lao Zhang for a while, and finally said to Lao Zhang: Dad, take care. Just hung up the phone. Then Lao Zhang said to the colleague who was busy with the mobile phone signal positioning next to him, where is the location of this fraudster?