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Sorry, I'm not from Tianjin

Sorry, I'm not from Tianjin

Day 2,191

Nice to meet you

Tianjin is a city where I have been staying for six years.

Initially, the reason for coming was because it was close to Beijing, but after staying for a long time, I became more and more reluctant to leave.

The city of Tianjin is magical. At first sight, it was slightly rough, but when I savored it, I felt that the afterglow was endless, addictive and addictive.

It's just that now I occasionally mention Tianjin with friends from out of town, or some people will say: Oh? Tianjin? Well, Hebei Province.

After living in Tianjin for six years, I was finally able to firmly and correctly tell my friends that Tianjin is a municipality directly under the central government and does not belong to Hebei Province. Nankai University is indeed in Nankai, yes, but Nankai is a district name in Tianjin.

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However, I still can't help but want to sit in the Eyes of Tianjin once, and I still can't help but want to eat a dog bun.

As if such an eagerness to stitch yourself and the Tianjin label together, you can prove that you are a Tianjin person.

Tianjin friend: Don't be stupid, Tianjin people don't eat dogs and ignore buns.

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All I can say is:

"I'm sorry, I'm not from Tianjin."

I think I still don't know enough about Tianjin.

Just like I don't know that Tianjin people never go to take the Haihe River cruise ship, I don't understand that Tianjin people actually never eat dogs and ignore buns, and I don't know which five avenues are the five avenues.

In the eyes of outsiders, what does Tianjin look like?

The Tianjin dialect with its own laughter

Funny and up again

When I first came to Tianjin, I really thought that every Tianjin person would speak crosstalk.

When someone is walking down the street greeting warmly, or even more enthusiastically standing up and talking for a few more days, I have no doubt that he will pull out the allegro and take a solo in the next second.

But whenever I can't understand it, tianjin people will seriously take a sip of Tianpu ——

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Don't think I'll understand it by raising the pitch!

Because the tone of the Tianjin dialect is downward, Tianjin people often deliberately raise the pitch when imitating Mandarin, which sounds very much like singing.

But the uncle at the door wore a hurdle vest with his hands behind his back, leaned back on his chin and said that Temple's appearance made people want to laugh even more.

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Well, Tianjin dialect "toxic" -

The "poison" that makes people laugh when they hear it.

It is with such an interesting Tianjin dialect that Tianjin has won the list of cities with the lowest suicide rate.

Endless breakfast

I don't even eat for half a month without a heavy sample

This is a city that does not require special effort to eat pancake fruit fried cake tofu brain gaba vegetable sugar cake noodle tea sugar skin roll bun twist big cake roll everything.

Every one of my local friends says: The best pancake fruit is downstairs in my house.

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So I haven't eaten the best pancake fruit yet.

I had breakfast with my colleagues, and when I took a sip of brine soup and ate a chopsticks pot, my colleague held his gaba bowl and laughed and cried.

I:???

Later, he laughed enough before telling me that Gaba was going to be eaten with (huò) in the brine soup.

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Getting to know the city of Tianjin begins every morning, a hot breakfast.

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Half of the delicious food in Tianjin is early.

The uncle at the door said that the fruit had to be eaten freshly fried, and it had to be the most authentic fruit of the one-foot-long jujube red stick mallet.

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The fact that the fruit that is fried out of the pan cannot be folded is the greatest respect for the fruit.

Unless it is taken to make pancake fruit.

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Tofu brain brine soup clear tofu delicate and stylish, crushed into slag of tofu is not worthy of tofu brain.

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This year, even tofu has to work so hard.

How can you go to Tianjin without mentioning pancake fruit?

Mung bean noodles spread on the pancake crust to knock down an egg for people to queue, throw down some emerald green sweet green onions, in the smoke steaming dashing noodles, neatly placed a fruit or crispy grate, and then rolled up with the crust, brushed with sweet noodle sauce in the middle, occasionally garnished with some sauce tofu or chili sauce, folded into the paper pocket, handed to the hand is a whole day of happiness and satisfaction.

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But I think the pancake fruit downstairs in my house is as delicious as the pancake fruit downstairs in my colleague's house!

Endless sights to visit

The only thing missing is "I didn't expect it."

Almost every tourist who comes to Tianjin is visited by Amway through various tourist attractions.

The Eye of Tianjin, the Haihe Cruise, the carriage of the Fifth Avenue, the big copper coin of the Persuasion Field...

Me too.

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When I first came, I would go to these attractions as soon as I had time, always hoping that I could integrate into the city a little faster and faster.

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Later, I found that even local friends rarely went to take the Tianjin Eye and take the Haihe River sightseeing cruise.

He didn't even know where to buy the tickets.

But my friends would drag me to Binjiang Road and stomp on the big copper coins in the persuasion field.

Figure a auspicious ~

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I will also be dragged to the Fifth Avenue, but instead of taking a carriage, I will only go to the small shop around the corner, eat a delicious bite, and then drill out of the alley and drink a cup of coffee and afternoon tea in the garden.

Occasionally, when I was interested, I swept up two shared bicycles and rode all the way to see the international buildings.

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How fresh did I think a city in its six hundreds be?

But it's really fresh enough.

Wrapped in the ancient buildings in the folk garden, there are the latest drama performances and the most lively night market.

In the abandoned cotton textile factory area, a fresh creative garden with a strong industrial style grows.

The Centennial Church guards the most prosperous commercial street, and next to the Drum Tower is the fashion trend Joy City.

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On one side is the anno-josu of the morning bell and twilight drum, and on the other side is the young paradise of bungee comedy.

Use the oldest appearance as cover, jump the happiest Di.

Super convenient for living

It's hard to say it's inconvenient

Tianjin metro buses are all over the city, and intercity high-speed trains can reach Beijing in half an hour.

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Shopping is: Joy City, Wanda Plaza, Xinye Plaza, Tianhe City, Aqua City, Kerry Hui, Xiyue Hui...

If you want to get close to nature, you can find parks everywhere.

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Endless shopping malls, endless parks.

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Shared bicycles, shared charging treasures, shared cars... There is a convenient sharing economy everywhere.

If you are too lazy to go out, take out one stop in the same city for delivery.

The Blue Knight and Yellow Knight guard your home!

There are also a variety of 0 yuan punch cards, creative parks, trade fairs... Make life more colorful.

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The most enthusiastic Tianjin

Social phobia? inexistent!

Tianjin people are very welcoming.

When you walk on the road and suddenly lose your way, as long as you face a stranger and humilityly say" How does XX go?" There will be enthusiastic "boundaries" or "breaking" to show you the way forward.

But don't be too greedy, let you "simply" go forward, let you turn left to the left, don't ask east, west, south, north, otherwise —

Otherwise, in the end, it is not clear whether it is east, west, south, north, or it will be commanded into front and back.

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Tianjin people are very strange.

Entertaining foreign friends to dinner, there are always carp and eight treasures of tofu on the table, but when it is their turn to eat, they almost never order these.

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Friends said: Invite guests to dinner, eat face, look good. At home, eat comfortably, just go with the flow.

Oh, and --

Don't ask your Tianjin friends: Which Eight Treasures of Tofu are.

Otherwise you are prone to losing this friend.

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What kind of city is Tianjin?

Is Tianjin a first-tier city? Is it a municipality? Or is it all about? crosstalk? bun? Pancake fruit obsessive-compulsive disorder...

It seems that neither label can perfectly sum up the city.

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Tianjin City seems to be less elite than a first-tier city, and life is flat and slow. Tianjin people also seem to have less of a fighting spirit, do not love overtime and love home.

But --

Compared to others, not better than it is good~

Don't want to 996 and what, comfortable is right!

The city of Tianjin has a unique happy temperament, no matter where you come from, no matter what your identity, in this city, you can always find a comfortable lifestyle.

Well, if you don't have money, you can enjoy it!

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Sorry, I'm not from Tianjin, but I love the city.

Hello Tianjin, please give more advice in the future!

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