History of the tentacle system
The origin of the tentacle system comes from early Japanese ukiyo-e
There were drawings of octopuses attacking women
Therefore, the octopus can be regarded as the originator of the tentacle system
By the 1920s, the American horror writer HP S. Miller was working on the idea of a crime. Lovecraft created a series of works based on the subject of tentacle-bound alien monsters.
Among them is a work called "The Dunwich Horror", in which the alien tentacle monster and the daughter of the strange old man wizard give birth to a hybrid alien monster.
As a result, a new world opened, the tentacle system began to deteriorate, and a whole bunch of strange films and paper works were spawned
But it is Japan, the country of origin, that really develops and develops. As we all know, the Japanese ACG industry is very developed, and the proportion of "harem" types of works in the ACG is quite high
"Harem" works often appear too many female protagonists, male protagonists only one embarrassing situation, the emergence of the tentacle system can be said to be 360 ° no dead angle to solve the problem, and take into account many heavy mouth function tuning, can be called one of the greatest inventions in ACG, from then on the palace wants to open as much as it is, once pushed to 100 at the same time that is not called a thing
Of course, in addition to the tentacles of the above-mentioned heavy taste type, there are actually many cute tentacles, but due to the length of the article, the introduction of the tentacle system is here
Today this very powerful film from chakena archaeology, filmed in 2004
The whole film is full of vast and many benefits, the supporting roles are more eye-catching than the protagonist, and the boss is a tentacle monster
The synopsis from Wikipedia reads:
A woman searches for her missing sister, sneaks into a Catholic correctional home, encounters a hostile bad girl, a nasty nun, a depraved priest, a murderous-inclined handyman and a giant one-eyed monster...
Well.. This synopsis is one of the worst I've ever seen, it's all about introducing the characters who appear again, and the one-eyed monster mentioned is the protagonist of today's tentacle system
The story takes place in the afternoon when a girl with headphones is jogging down the street
Suddenly rushed out a strange shu huang, took a pair of original panties and smoked the girl,
And she woke up to find herself tied up in a strange basement
The strange creep that bound her seemed to be unfinished, and opened an iron door with a noose, so that the tentacle monster made its debut
After years of poisoning ACG, the first picture of the One-Eyed Tentacle Monster that appeared in my mind was this
But there is always a gap between reality and ideals, and it looks like this in the movie
It feels a little familiar, isn't this the ancient god in wow, and the Void (horse) eye in LOL, it's just like a dime, Blizzard, fist you two plagiarized B ~ ~ ~
So the poor girl was eaten in one bite... Her sister La Lisa was slow to see the girl come home and went to the police station to report the crime
As a result, the two police officers who took over the case were purely mixed and other dead types, and the two were still joking, and Larissa was directly angry and ran away
The young police officer saw that Larissa was angry and ran away, and was a little overwhelmed, chasing after her out the door to help her find her sister
The officer then took her to a correctional home for bad girls and told her that the correctional home had recently lost a lot of people, and that her sister had passed by this side, and that there might be clues in it
Larissa quickly up~UP to the police officer's favorability, and the police officer took the opportunity to introduce herself as dick sheen,
Oh, this name is really too bad, unless you want to compare the name "dick", about equal to the name of Chinese "Yang Ju", and then he also has to add a sheen.
Sure enough, Larissa immediately spat out, "Oh, I think your OO must also be shining."
Dick was still confused
Not sure why
Dick asked her to wait where she was, and went to the correctional institute to investigate, and the nun who received her did not know
Not afraid of god-like opponents, afraid of pig teammates, the uncle who cleans up behind is wearing Lalisha's sister's headphones and is directly exposed from the high
It's a detective, well done dick, uh, I'll still call you Dick..
Insight is not covered, less than 3 minutes of investigation you will find the key clues!
Dick and Larissa return to the police station full of joy, but the old police officer still refuses to file the case on the grounds that there is insufficient evidence, and warns Dick not to mess around
Larissa is crazy, you old guy kidnapped it!
The two had to give up for the time being, and Dick said he was sorry for not helping.
The two were also tired for a day, and the filming was also tired and the weather was hot and stuffy, so they went to La Lisa's house to "cool, cool"
Lalisha's boat skills are not covered, and after two or three rounds, Di overcomes obedience, and she also agrees to help her find her sister to the end
The next day, with Dick's help, a mentally retarded Larissa sneaks into the penitentiary
After meeting the priest on a routine basis, Larissa was officially admitted to the hospital.
The next day, under the pretext of cleaning the room, Larissa sneaked into the priest's room to find clues
The results were abundant and there were many clues
Sigh, the same leather whip of the magazine, all the clues point to the priest is a perverted dark personality guy
Sure enough, the heroine opened a cabinet again, and suddenly a corpse rolled down!
As a result, I saw clearly that it was a sex doll...
The only condensed atmosphere of terror was shattered by the knock...
Search fruitlessly Larissa calls and Dick reports,
Meanwhile, a girl next door wants to escape from the penitentiary, so she conquers her roommate with her superb boat skills.
With the help of her roommate, the girl escapes downstairs, only to be found by the nuns.
As a result, he was knocked unconscious and caught halfway back, and woke up to be tied up by five flowers
Then the nun appears, and it turns out that the black hand behind it is her and the cleaner... Simply not surprisingly:
The Tentacle Monster is back, and this time you can finally get a glimpse of the whole picture... Then the monster grinned and dragged her to eat
The missing person is +1 again, and the old police officer can't sit still and can only take matters into his own hands
Ginger is still old and spicy, the old man asked the priest a few words, spared a few circles around the penitentiary, and found the key place - the iron gate to close the monster
Seeing that he was about to make a great achievement, he did not expect that the cleaner would carry a chainsaw to find and send it to the door,
Everyone knows that the more you eat all day and wait for death, the old man with a full mouth of meat, 99% of them belong to the hidden BOSS, laugh, isn't this coming to die? The old man dealing with this trash fish is definitely...
There is no suspense to be killed in a second, it seems that the boss belongs to the rare 1%... Sure enough, you can't use the logic of comics to apply live-action movies...
What is this character for? Is it good to be completely zero?
On the other side, Larissa is reporting the latest intelligence to Dick,
And a group of bad-grils next door seek revenge on the girl in red, (one of the girls who were lily last time)
The enemy also pulled out an extremely ferocious tool (the combination of the Virgin Mary + Vaseline) and prepared to do bad things
At the critical moment, Larissa rushed in and drew her sword to help, facing the murder weapon without fear
A slap on the murder weapon, the two girls immediately wrestled together
The fight was lively, and the girl who was looking at the wind suddenly shouted, "The priest is coming!" ”
Immediately press the pause button...
Priest passing by:
"He's gone!"
Keep wrestling...
The girl in red was watching the play from the side and didn't go to help... On the side of the side of the hands wrapped around the knees sell cute watching the two wrestling:
"The priest is back!"
Be quiet...
The priest is passing by...
"Let's go"
Keep wrestling
Are you guys playing a game of one, two, three, and three wooden men?!
Is there a prize for winning?
With the aura of the protagonist, La Lisa beat the enemy family, and then really gave out the prize, which turned out to be the girl in red.
Wait, why does it suddenly become as if the girl in red is a prize! Larissa, have you forgotten About Dick who just got on the phone? Dick has a sparkling OO, don't give up easily, okay?
Hit people do not punch in the face, the female protagonist can not foul well, the beaten enemy feels very faceless, so he called the boyfriend of the violent tribe to steal himself in the middle of the night
And then...
The door is not locked, isn't it normal to walk out of the main entrance? The defense of only 3 employees was lax to no, and the girl who had jumped out of the window to escape and was caught eating before seeing this scene should jump out of the tomb in anger!
Jumped into the car that came to pick up the boyfriend, but the boyfriend said that he would not come and the car could not start
The girl could only admit it when she met this kind of boyfriend, so the two were not ashamed and did it
As a result, the bridger, a senior member of the couple to the dead group, appeared and gave the boyfriend who was not good at high to a knife
Then dragged away the poor girl, without suspense, and tied up the same flowers
Make the monster laugh and eat it again...
With more and more missing people and events becoming more urgent, Dick finally made a breakthrough, telling Larissa:
It turns out that the nuns of the penitentiary were previously ravaged by bad people, and then fell into the dark side, specializing in the doctrine of evil and stealing a copy of the legendary Book of the Dead.
So Larissa returned to the convent and searched for the Book of the Dead in the nun's room, but was caught by the nuns with the girl in red
The nun knew that Larissa was undercover and asked the cleaner to send her to a distance to kill her to clear the suspicions. Catch the girl in red herself to feed the monster.
The cleaner is happily baling La Lisa, when suddenly Dick breaks in and knocks the cleaner down with one punch, saving the heroine.
The key moment finally got a fight, lol, Dick!
Dick tells the heroine that the nun wants to use Book of the Dead to summon the Old Lord to come, and if she doesn't stop her, the earth will be doomed.
It's an epic story!
The two escorted the cleaner and asked him to lead the way to find the nun and the group, and halfway Dick suddenly had a brain twitch, and was escaped by the cleaner who made a move to tie his shoelaces
Even Larissa couldn't help but spit out, "I can't believe that someone would get such an old trick..."
The image that was just established a few minutes ago is gone...
Dick raised his gun to save face, but he didn't think that the cleaner suddenly threw a flying knife in the dark, killing Dick in a second.
This is no longer the scope of the ugly, it is almost dragging Lisa's hind legs, okay?!
Larissa burst into tears:
Dick finally confesses with difficulty "I... Protect yours"
Please, is it good that people use you as a target to shoot a flying knife? And not to block the gun for the heroine, completely white death, protect a fart!
But the cleaner was also very considerate, and he could have killed Larissa at this time, but he left her alone and went to the basement.
Maybe the purpose of breaking up the couple has been achieved, and I am satisfied...
Larissa, who was wiping away her tears, chased into the basement with a gun and saw the girl in red who was tied up by five flowers, and this time she finally rushed to save people before feeding the monster
The nun looked at Larissa who had broken in and said triumphantly, "Seeing that you have such perseverance, I will tell you that human beings are so dirty, and God can't save them, so I'm going to summon monsters from another world to unite with her and dominate the future of mankind!" Your sister and the others have become its feces, hahaha."
Just when the nun was proud, suddenly there was a loud sound!
"Shut up you heretic!"
It turned out to be a priest! Although the hobby is very perverted, but in essence it is still a good person!
The priest went on to say:
"Nun, you shocked me so much!
First, it's lights out time, and you don't even supervise the girls to go to bed!
Second, you have made such blasphemous remarks publicly! ”
"Third, you are not wearing a nun's robe!!!."
The spit is not at all on the point!!! Obviously, there is Dick's body outside, and there is a tied to the ground, why are they selectively blind but looking for such trivial details to complain about!
And the last one is just a show of his perverted love for uniforms!!
Saying that the priest took out the cross and claimed to throw the nun out of the church, the cleaner on the side suddenly ran out and cut off the priest's hand with a large scissors!
The heroine obviously stood on it with a gun, but she didn't know why she was screaming and refusing to shoot to save the priest...
As the heroine watched, the cleaner pushed the priest down and stabbed him to death with scissors
As a result, the priest who appeared so majestic was so meaninglessly hung up, and everyone who hung up in this film was hanging up with no value at all...
After the priest died, the heroine symbolically fired a few shots, but it did not hit, and the person was also shot by the cleaner.
Justice is in a big crisis, what to do!
！！！！？？？？
Zombies are coming!!
Dick hugged the cleaner and stabbed him to death with a knife tip protruding from his chest.
Can this killing method really be achieved: But Dick, you're a real man, and you've finally fulfilled your promise to protect Larissa!
The cleaner opened the door with his last breath, released the monster, and finally had to fight the monster!
The heroine calmly picks up the gun
A shot broke the monster's eyes, and the monster began to curl up in pain, completely losing its combat effectiveness
So weak! It was solved in one hit!
The weakness is placed in such a obvious place, how such a monster is going to dominate the earth!
The nun picked up a gasoline drum and tried to beat up Larissa, but was grabbed by the blind struggling monster and dragged in to eat it.
The monster bites the gasoline barrel in its mouth...
Why does this monster make such an obvious "here is the weakness, come and fight it" performance every time...
Larissa fired another shot, causing a big explosion
Everyone else was dead, and Larissa and the only girl who rescued them got stuck with each other twice, and quickly found a place to open a room and have fun...
The last shot is again the monster's big eyes, and I don't know if it means that the monster is not dead or if there are other monsters, but anyway:
Such a bad film should not leave a foreshadowing for the sequel!!!
People who haven't seen it will think this movie sucks, but when you watch it, you'll know it really sucks!
That's right, I watched the bad movie by myself (and I want you to watch it together), and I must warn you not to watch it...
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