The Legend of Yaomumen and the Dispute over the Throne: Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty's "God-Making Plan"
In Chang'an City in 94 BC, there was an eerie atmosphere outside the delivery room of the Hook Yi Palace.
When Zhao Jieyu, who was 14 months pregnant, finally gave birth to a baby boy, the 66-year-old Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty Liu Che turned on the "star-making mode" on the spot, announcing that the young son named Liu Fuling was the chosen son - after all, the ancient Emperor Yao was also born in 14 months of pregnancy.
At this time, the battle for the storage position is like a large-scale draft scene: the crown prince Liu Ju received a boxed lunch in the witch curse, the third prince Liu Dan was blacked out by his father because the "cover letter" was written too bluntly, the fourth prince Liu Xu lived like an e-sports otaku jungler every day, and the fifth prince Liu Ji was pitted by his pig teammate's uncle to retire.
Seeing his sons collapsing their houses en masse, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty looked at Liu Fuling in infancy, and suddenly realized, isn't this a ready-made candidate for the C position?
But the old emperor is well versed in the rules of the entertainment industry: if you want to make a newcomer popular, you must first solve the problem of "illegitimate meal".
In 88 BC, he staged an ancient version of "Leaving the Mother and Leaving the Son", under the pretext that Mrs. Gouyi "has the appearance of a heroine who is chaotic in government", he insisted on sending the 23-year-old favorite concubine to the underworld support group.
Sima Qiandu shouted: "In ancient times, the country was so chaotic, and the lord and the young mother were strong."
The Game of Thrones of the Lonely Heavenly Troupe: The CEO Heavenly Regiment led by Huo Guang.
In the first month of 87 BC, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty on his sickbed played a game of "power blind box".
He gave Huo Guang a "Zhou Gong Fucheng Wang Tu", and brought in the Xiongnu general Jin Riyan, the financial genius Sang Hongyang, and the military general Shangguan Ji to form the "Auxiliary Government F4" to form the board of directors of a multinational group company.
Before he died, he didn't forget PUA: "You outsiders don't understand the matter of setting up a son and killing his mother, but I'm all for the sake of the Han KPI!"
When eight-year-old Liu Fuling took office, the power struggle in Chang'an City had already begun.
Huo Guang, the "chief operating officer", controls the "group OA system" of Shangshutai, Shangguan Ji is in charge of the marketing department (General Zuo), Sang Hongyang guards the finance department (Yu Shi Dafu), and Jin Ilyan leads the security team (General Cheqi).
It's a pity that the honeymoon period of this golden combination is shorter than the Internet celebrity romance - Jin Ilyan received a bento in the second year, and the remaining three began to roll up crazily.
Shangguan's "Queen Lori Plan": An ancient version of child daughter-in-law
In 83 BC, the city of Chang'an staged the most outrageous "queen draft".
In order to block Huo Guang, Shangguan Ji's father and son forced their six-year-old granddaughter into the palace to be the queen, creating a Guinness record of "the youngest queen in history".
This marriage can be called an ancient version of commercial mergers and acquisitions: the Shangguan family is a loli, the Huo family is a relative, and the eldest princess of Hubei is a middleman to make the difference - her lover Ding Wairen still wants to be a marquis, but Huo Guang used the ancestral training of "not Liu Buwang, not merit and no marquis".
Twelve-year-old Liu Fuling looked at his "wife" who was six years younger than him, and his inner OS was estimated to be: "You will fight for power, don't use me as a prop!" "
What's even more outrageous is that in order to ensure the "product iteration", Huo Guang actually ordered all members of the harem to wear "chastity pants" (poor), for fear that other concubines would rob his granddaughter's fertility indicators.
Yan Wang's "Position 101": The repeated horizontal jump of the dead player
Chickens fly and dogs jump in Chang'an City, and there are also chicken feathers outside Chang'an City.
Liu Dan, the king of Yan, who was far away in the fiefdom, was frantically testing with the "Imperial Throne Experience Card" at this time.
This self-proclaimed "older pot meat" prince first questioned his younger brother's DNA (spreading that Liu Fuling was not born to Emperor Wu), and then engaged in arms research and development (privately made weapons) in the fiefdom, and also played the fan circle to support - sent people to Chang'an to distribute leaflets saying that Huo Guang was going to rebel.
But Liu Dan obviously did not study the Anti-Monopoly Law.
His plan to seize the throne gathered the Shangguan family, Sang Hongyang, the eldest princess of Hubei and other "Death Heavenly Troupes", and prepared to stab Huo Guang at the Hongmen Banquet 2.0.
Unexpectedly, their conspiracy was broken by Yan Cang, the administrator of the rice field, and this wave of justice reports directly made the coup stillborn.
The Young Son of Heaven's "Guide to Connoisseurs": The 14-year-old emperor's workplace counterattack
In the sixth year of the first century (81 BC), the city of Chang'an began to stage Game of Thrones.
Shangguan Ji forged the twist of King Yan and reported that Huo Guang had transferred troops and transgressed the etiquette system, and this trick of "borrowing a knife to kill" in modern times is to buy a hot search for competitors.
Unexpectedly, 14-year-old Liu Fuling turned on the "Sherlock Holmes mode" on the spot: "From my Weiyang Palace to King Yan's fiefdom, the express delivery will take half a month, and your intelligence is faster than SF Express?" "
At the court meeting the next day, Huo Guangxijing knelt on the ground and begged for mercy, but the little emperor threw out a god-level reasoning: "You can rebel by transferring a school captain?" Are you a soldier who eats dry food? "
This operation directly made the jaws of the power fighting veterans drop - it turned out that this "rubber stamp" had already secretly upgraded the system.
Salt and Iron Conference: The ancient version of "Wonderful Sayings" live
In February of the sixth year of the first century (81 BC), the Weiyang Palace in Chang'an City suddenly turned into a large-scale debate venue.
Huo Guang moved out of the "policy blind box" of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and convened more than 60 virtuous literature (folk scholars) and Sang Hongyang's team to start a century discussion on "whether salt and iron are state-owned".
This five-month war of words can be called the ancient version of "Wonderful Sayings".
Debater Sang Hongyang threw out the GDP data: "The salt and iron monopoly allows the treasury to collect a few more small targets!"
The opposing debater, Huan Kuan, slammed his face on the spot: "The leeks have been cut into Ge You by you!"
Liu Fuling sat on the throne and took notes frantically, looking at Sang Hong's posture of fighting the Confucians, and said in his heart: "This old man can draw cakes better than me!"
When the virtuous writers brought out the Confucian classics of "not competing with the people", Huo Guang suddenly inserted an advertisement: "Ladies and gentlemen, now enter the intermission, please receive the lunch box in an orderly manner." "
However, he arranged for Du Yannian to organize the content of the debate into "Salt and Iron Theory", and easily transferred Sang Hongyang's financial power to his younger brother Yang Chang.
Yuanfeng Coup 2.0: Huo Guang's "Power Purge"
In the first year of Yuanfeng (80 BC), Chang'an City suddenly staged the "Elimination of Ministers".
Liu Dan, the king of Yan, made his debut with his rebellion 3.0 plan - this time he not only won over the mistress of the eldest princess of Eyi, Ding Wai, but also took the shipwreck of Shangguan Ji's father and son.
They planned to "physically delete" Huo Guang at the banquet, but they were spoiled in advance by Tian Qianqiu, an undercover agent planted by Huo Guang.
In the early morning of one day in September, Huo Guang rushed into Weiyang Palace with the "Great Han Jinyi Guard" and sent away the three generations of Shangguan Ji's ancestors and grandchildren.
Liu Fuling ate melons and read the whole process, and turned his head to rewrite the genealogy of the people involved into "Death Note".
The worst thing is Liu Dan, the king of Yan, who received a "special express" from his younger brother - a glass of wine with an edict: "Brother, you will always be my good brother." "
Murderous and heart-wrenching, even Sima Qian sighed: "Since ancient times, there have been thousands of rebellions, and Liu Dan is the most like a comedian."
Yuanfeng Restructuring: The "New Deal Internal Test" of the Young Chairman
After settling the ministers, Liu Fuling finally got the actual control of the company.
He and Huo Guang's "Junchen CP" began to soar mode: first, they launched the "Light and Thin Gift Package", reducing the land rent from 15 taxes to 30 taxes, and bargaining more ruthlessly; Then the "mixed reform of state-owned enterprises" was launched, and part of the salt and iron government was converted into private enterprises, so as to get rid of the Western Han Dynasty version of "reform and opening up".
The most outstanding is the policy of "equalizing the loss and leveling" - setting up logistics transfer stations in various places (equalizing the official) and using big data to adjust materials (leveling the official), which is equivalent to making the Western Han version of Jingdong Logistics + National Reserve Bureau.
When the price of grain in Shandong skyrocketed, the officials transferred grain from Jiangnan overnight, and insisted on turning the grain price into a "fracture price", so angry that the profiteers shouted: "This court does not emphasize martial virtues!" "
An alternative clearance strategy for the Hun dungeon.
In the third year of Yuanfeng (78 BC), 20,000 iron cavalry of the Xiongnu raided Zhangye.
19-year-old Liu Fuling made a violent statement at a military meeting: "Let's not engage in crowd tactics, play some high-tech!"
He overrode the public opinion to activate the "Border Cypriot Special Forces" Pham Minh Huu, and led 3,000 Northland warriors to play a blitzkrieg.
A micro-manipulation directly put the Huns alone in order - the Han army actually carried out a night attack on their own territory, and also took away the people who sacrificed to Tianjin!
What's even worse is the subsequent "economic sanctions": the export of iron tools to the Xiongnu was banned, resulting in the steppe men could only use bones to make arrowheads.
When the Hun envoy came to ask for the mutual market, Liu Fuling said with a smile: "Dear, five-star praise cashback~" turned his head and asked the border soldiers to detain the Hun caravan for tax inspection, so angry that the Huns Shan Yu opened a live broadcast on the grassland and scolded the street.
Yuanping New Deal: The Han version of "Renaissance"
In the first year of Yuanping (74 BC), 21-year-old Liu Fuling started a cultural revival program.
He set up a "Hundred Pulpits" in Weiyang Palace and rearranged the "Book of Music" that was burned by Qin Shi Huang; sent an envoy to Chudi to collect Qu Yuan's works, and almost made Miluo River an Internet celebrity check-in place; The most outrageous thing is to promote the "substitution method", let the agricultural official Zhao Guo engage in modern agricultural demonstration fields in Guanzhong, and the yield per mu increased by two percent, and the old farmers shouted: "Your Majesty is more divine than Shennong!" "
Just as Dahan Group was preparing to hit the "Fortune 500" in the world, bad news suddenly came out of Chang'an City - Liu Fuling had a heart attack (called "violent disease" in ancient times) while soaking in the hot springs of Ganquan Palace at the age of 21.
According to the Book of Han, he held Huo Guang's hand before he died and said, "The KPI for me... Beat... Hit a good one..."
This sudden ending made the historian Ban Gu can't help but complain: "God is jealous of talents!"
Sudden Death Suspicion: "Script Killing" in Ganquan Palace
In April of the first year of Yuanping (74 BC), 21-year-old Liu Fuling suddenly collapsed by the hot spring pool of Ganquan Palace.
"Book of Han" understated that the "emperor collapsed", but left a barrage of question marks: why did a young emperor who rode a horse and shoot arrows every day suddenly receive a boxed lunch?
Huo Guang launched the "spare tire plan" overnight, and the historians tacitly closed the microphone collectively - this scene is very similar to the sudden death of the CEO of Hyundai Company, and the board of directors quickly deleted the chat log.
The most suspicious thing is the medical records: the doctors collectively lost their memory, and there was not even a single case of wind chill and cold.
The folk jokers immediately made up the bloody plot of "the powerful minister killed the king", but Huo Guang threw out the "Edict of Emperor Wu Tuogu" with his backhand: "The first emperor said that I should be the CEO of the Han Dynasty, what do I want to kill the boss?" "
Changyi King Experience Card: 27-day crash course for the emperor.
Huo Guang dug out Liu He, the king of Changyi, from the grandson of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, and this guy was fighting cocks in the fiefdom when he received the "Imperial Throne Experience Card".
He took more than 200 horses into Beijing, robbing people's daughters and requisitioning materials along the way, and escaped from the nouveau riche tour group.
What's even more desperate is that as soon as he entered the Weiyang Palace, he was in a hurry to give the old ministry an official, and even the one who fed the horses had to be a captain, so angry that Huo Guang rolled his eyes wildly at the court meeting.
According to the "Book of Han", Liu He did 1,127 ridiculous things in 27 days - an average of 41.7 times a day, which is comparable to the efficiency of modern Internet celebrities.
When the news came out that he was jumping in front of the spirit of the first emperor and molesting the palace maid, Huo Guang finally made the ultimate move: taking the queen mother (actually his granddaughter) to stage the "live broadcast of the abolished emperor".
The Empress Dowager Shangguan announced on the spot that Liu He was "absurd and confused, and lost the emperor's courtesy", and this wave of operations made the melon-eating masses shout: "Mr. Huo, Oscar owes you a little golden man!" "
Emperor Xuan's debut: "Metamorphosis" from folk to dragon chair
When Huo Guang's team found the "Witch Gu Plague Survivor" Liu Ai Ji in the clan archives, this 18-year-old boy who grew up in Chang'an Prison and Yeting was playing "Weifu Flirting Girls" among the people.
Suddenly put on a dragon robe, he pretended to be stupid on the surface, but in fact, he silently wrote down the birthdays of everyone in the Huo family - this wave of forbearance is comparable to the license plate number of the leader of the modern workplace.
In the first year of the first year (73 BC), Liu Xun (renamed Liu Aiji) opened the "actor mode": kneeling and bowing to Huo Guangxing, marrying the daughter of the Huo family as the queen, and entrusting the government with carte blanche to the government.
Secretly, he frantically recruited grassroots workers, and promoted Xu Guanghan, who was sweeping the court, to Ping Enhou.
This strategy of "encircling the city from the countryside" made Huo Guang suddenly wake up before his death: "Oh no, I've become a stepping stone!" "
Holmes: Game of Thrones Final Season.
In the second year of the Dijie (68 BC), as soon as Huo Guang took his last breath, Liu Xun launched the "Cutting Domain 2.0".
He first promoted the Huo family and raised his salary - Huo Yu was the big Sima, and Huo Shan was the secretary of the book, but in fact, he was promoted and secretly descended.
Then released the ultimate move: set Xu Pingjun as the queen and turned Huo Chengjun from the CEO's daughter to a spare tire.
When the scandal of the Huo family's daughter poisoning Queen Xu broke out, Liu Xun offered the "Chang'an Raid" with his backhand, and the whole Huo family liked to mention the "Nine Clans Package".
The most ironic thing is the scene in front of Huo Guang's tomb: the tombstone of the head of the "Eleven Heroes of the Qilin Pavilion" was splashed with dog blood by the angry crowd.
Liu Xun played "posthumous accountability" and removed Huo Guang from the list of heroes - this wave of operations perfectly explains what it means to "throw it away when it is used up".
Zhaoxuan Zhongxing: The underrated "Yuanping legacy"
When Liu Xun made a private visit to the private microservice, the people were still chanting: "The thirty taxes and one real fragrance during the reign of Emperor Zhao!"
The seeds of reform planted by Liu Fuling finally blossomed and bore fruit in the era of Emperor Xuan: the equalization method stabilized prices, the positions were often closed to fill the hungry, and the border passes and tuntian raised Han iron horses.
Even later, when Wang Mang usurped the Han Dynasty, he had to steal Liu Fuling's idea of "state-owned enterprise reform".
The most hardcore legacy is the judicial system, the "Nine Chapters of Law" revised during the Liu Fuling period, which became the original template for the later "Tang Law and Discussion".
When the Roman envoy saw the "drum of injustice" on the streets of Chang'an, he was so excited that he exclaimed: "This is more advanced than our Senate hearing!" "
Echoes of the Millennium: Who Stole the Script of the Young Son of Heaven?
Standing in front of the ruins of Weiyang Palace, tour guides always like to say, "This is the palace of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty." But few people mention that the emperor, who received a boxed lunch at the age of 21, used 13 years to bring the GDP of the Han Dynasty back to the peak.
His "Yuanping Zhizhi" was sandwiched between Emperor Wu's reckless military force and Emperor Xuan's Zhongxing, like a hot potential stock suppressed by the top hot search.
When modern people turn to "Salt and Iron" and marvel at the economic wisdom of the ancients, perhaps they should give Liu Fuling's circle of friends a thumbs up - without his "puppet counterattack", where would Huo Guang's template come from? Without his early death, how could there be Emperor Xuan's counterattack script?
History is like a large-scale reality show, someone is responsible for being a mentor, and someone is destined to be an uneasy eliminator.
And Liu Fuling is the "if" proposition that has made historians quarrel for 2000 years - if he lives for 20 more years, will the Han enter capitalism ahead of schedule?