Huang Sisi mysteriously said to his girlfriend, "I bought a surveillance camera." ”
The girlfriend wondered, "Why did you buy this thing?" ”
Huang Sisi: "Isn't my underwear old missing?" I thought it was a pervert who stole it, but Ya'an said it was because I lost everything myself, and I had to shoot a piece of evidence to punch him in the face. ”
Ya'an is Huang Sisi's husband, surnamed Deng.
This month, Huang Sisi has realized that his underwear is always missing. She had a lot of underwear and occupied a small cabinet alone, so when she first threw away her underwear, she didn't pay attention.
Until her favorite set of underwear was gone, she tried to rummage through the boxes and cabinets, but still couldn't find it. She counted the number of underwear left and found that there were 5 sets missing.
Underwear is very small, less than one set or two sets, it can be said that it is not known where it is, but less than 5 sets, it is not possible to explain it with thick branches and leaves.
Huang Sisi suspected that the family had entered the thief, so she told her husband Deng Ya'an.
Deng Ya'an's expression was very strange: "You mean that there is a thief who comes in, does not steal money, does not steal electrical appliances, only steals your underwear?" ”
Huang Sisi choked for a moment and felt unreasonable, but she thought for a while and then said, "Maybe this thief is a pervert and only likes to steal underwear." ”
Deng Ya'an looked at her meaningfully: "Then why only steal 5 pieces, not all underwear?" ”
At this point, Huang Sisi couldn't answer, and she muttered, "How do I know what the pervert thinks?" ”
Deng Ya'an said she was thinking too much and offered to help her find her underwear.
Huang Sisi laughed that he must not be able to find it, because he was much blinder than himself, and he was a big myopia!
Who knows, when Huang Sisi did not pay attention, Deng Ya'an actually pulled out a set of red underwear from under the sofa, which was her favorite set.
Huang Sisi felt so magical: "No, I obviously looked for someone there." ”
Deng Ya'an judged from this that the 5 sets of underwear were all carelessly lost by Huang Sisi himself.
Huang Sisi was extremely wronged, and she thought she must not be so confused.
Anyway, favorite lingerie is back. However, this set of underwear became wrinkled, and the cups were deformed, so that Huang Sisi did not want to wear them.
After this day, something stranger happened.
Huang Sisi's missing underwear returned one by one, but at the same time he kept losing new underwear.
She almost thought that there was a black hole in the house that would swallow and spit, swallow a piece of underwear, and spit one. The underwear it has eaten will be deformed.
But the truth must not be so fantastic.
Deng Ya'an laughed at her whimsy and said she made excuses for her carelessness.
Huang Sisi was very dissatisfied, thinking about it, and found an explanation. She thinks that maybe the underwear was stolen by the pervert while hanging on the balcony, and by the next day, the pervert will return the previous underwear and steal a new set.
She felt that her reasoning was correct, because the housework was divided into divisions of labor, and it was Deng Ya'an who was responsible for washing, drying and collecting clothes.
This man must not have paid attention to what he was wearing, so he never found that what was dried out was not the same as the underwear he had recovered.
Moreover, the floor where she lives is low, and the clothes hanging on the balcony are stolen, which is operable, and no matter how bad, the balcony on the same floor can also be reached by bamboo poles.
After thinking he had figured out the logic, Huang Sisi bought a monitoring device and installed it on the balcony covertly when Deng Ya'an was not at home.
The girlfriend heard her statement and felt very incredible: "I don't think it's right, the underwear thief steals the underwear, why do you want to return it?" ”
Huang Sisi replied: "We don't guess the perverted idea, if we guess it, aren't we just perverts?" ”
Anyway, she pretended to be monitored, and waited for the thief to be caught. At the thought of quietly photographing the thief and then throwing the evidence into Deng Ya'an's face, Huang Sisi felt in a good mood. Hum, tell him to make fun of himself sloppy, watch her punch him in the face.
After a day, when Huang Sisi really photographed the "thief", he was stunned.
Because in the surveillance, it was clearly filmed that It was Deng Ya'an who secretly took her underwear and stuffed it into his men's bag.
Deng Ya'an is the "thief"!
No wonder she couldn't find her underwear under the couch, but Deng Ya'an could, it was him acting! It's no wonder that underwear comes back one by one. Because it is stolen by a family thief, if you want to steal, you can steal, and you want to return it, which is very convenient!
But why did the husband steal his own underwear? Huang Sisi was puzzled.
When Deng Ya'an returned, Huang Sisi immediately threw out the surveillance video and questioned him why.
Deng Ya'an stammered: "I, I take it for reference." ”
Huang Sisi was incredulous: "Reference what? Take my underwear as a reference? Don't tell me, you're going to wear underwear too..."
Deng Ya'an's face exploded red, confessing the truth.
It turns out that the industry that Deng Ya'an is doing has been very sluggish recently, and he has taken the basic salary for many months in a row.
For the nine-to-six commuting time, everyone is very much looking forward to it when there is no time, but when it is time to leave work on time, everyone is very anxious.
Deng Ya'an felt that he could not sit still, he wanted to find a side job and fill his wealth.
This month, Deng Ya'an was exposed to a source of goods that could get women's underwear at a low price.
Deng Ya'an pondered that women's business is easy to do, and maybe buying and selling underwear is a way. So he first tried to buy some goods, used his free time to set up a stall, and put the unsold ones in the car, anyway, Huang Sisi never used the car.
He wants to wait for the experience to be made, and then open a shop online, so that he can do side business anytime, anywhere.
But he didn't know any underwear, he didn't know what to buy. At first he went into a pile, and only one underwear was popular.
Then he thought that he was a person with a wife, and the underwear that his wife was willing to buy must be popular. Therefore, he secretly took his wife's underwear and used it as a reference when buying it. He followed his wife's underwear and looked for similar styles and similar fabrics, and as a result, the business really slowly increased.
However, he did not think of returning the underwear in time, because he thought that his wife had so many underwear and could not detect a few pieces. But he didn't expect Huang Sisi to notice it, and later he had to take one and return one.
After listening to her husband's explanation, Huang Sisi's eyes became moist.
It turned out that sometimes she thought that her husband was working overtime, but in fact he was practicing stalls.
Huang Sisi said, "You fool, what's so bad about this to tell me?" ”
Deng Ya'an still seemed to be very humiliated. He believes that as a man, he should try to make money, and when they have children, they will spend a lot of money and accumulate wealth in advance. But he also felt that the side business of selling underwear was not very decent, and the gap between him and his original job was too big, and he did not want his wife to know.
He didn't say it, but Huang Sisi seemed to be able to guess the big man's subtle thoughts, so she said, "You see my cabinet underwear, I'm the best counselor." Later, we restocked together and went to the stall together. We can take turns, when you work overtime, I set up a stall, when I work overtime, you set up a stall, go together when you are idle, open an online store when you are familiar with it, and everyone who does business has a husband-and-wife shop, and we can also have it. ”
Labor is the most glorious!