General fans will give love beans a nickname, and Jay Chou is no exception. But these loving nicknames, can you hold it?
1、 [Jiebao / Lunbao]
First of all, no matter which star, as long as it is called X Treasure, I really want to pick up a bottle.
Full of toilet table style, I can even imagine Zhou standing on the stage of the fast man wearing a collar
Holding a steel fork on the stage, enjoying the slogan of the fans:
Jay fans guard dreams Ren Bao sings with heart Jay Lun bravely flies Jie fans will always follow the uncrowned king Lun Bao is the strongest
I really don't understand what kind of mentality is it to call Jie Bao, are you brainwashed too hard by the toilet table to make even the brain marrow turn carbon black?
Why don't you call your dad Daddy Daddy, why don't you call your mom Daddy.
Powerless to complain...
Degree of nausea: ★★★★★
2、【Toot Toot Lun】
Toot Lun, as the name suggests, is Toot Mouth Lun,
Jay Chou loves to sell cuteness in fact, now even our village head that pulls erhu all day long and hates to put the Mayday beyond these
The guitarists of the rock band all pulled the PK of the old man to know it all
It's just that the early sales are not obvious, or it is more appropriate to use "cool handsome crazy hanging and exploding the sky" to describe Jay Chou in that period
It can be said that it is the cool Q version of Jay Chou
But.. afterward...
Jay Chou from the three dimensions shaved his head, trying to swing his eyes a little more and his mouth a little more.
Played to the extreme in "The Secret That Cannot Be Said" (yes, the part where I kiss QingYi's tongue)
At this time, this big god patted his thigh, hey, I rubbed it and sprouted...
Toot Lun from the second dimension has turned out...
hehe.
Degree of nausea: ★★★★
3. [Prince Jie]
A female dick weighing more than 100 kilograms is lying on the bed
With a frame of 800-degree glasses, he clutched a handful of potato chips in his left hand
Holding a paper towel in his right hand, he tried to wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and his eyes stared at the "Golden Armor in the City" that had been placed thousands of times.
"Good! Good! Good! Prince Jay, kill him."
"Oops, I wiped your mother, handsome explosion"
"Aaaah, Prince Jay, don't die aaaah"....
Well, I'm sure there aren't many people who can call out Prince Jay, but I believe their childhood must have been happy
Elementary school left hand "Hans Christian Andersen", right hand "Green"
Junior high school left hand "Primary Four", right hand "Ming Xiaoxi"
Today's current situation is that YY himself was favored by a rich and handsome man who was invincible to the country shortly after
Marry into the rich, and then start a twisting and gentle magnate sadistic love, or you can cross to the Ming Dynasty as a princess all day long
This kind of female dick likes to visit such websites as Tianya, Jinjiang, Douban, and Xici
Love gossip, rotten. And the IQ knot is infinitely negative
In order to help them correct their names, the descendants gave them a very nice name, Mary Sue
In recognition of them, the medical community calls this pathology the secondary disease.
I just want to say, baby, don't stop the medicine.
yes? You asked me why I don't talk about men
hehe. Isn't it the guy who called "Prince Jay" I believe?
Degree of nausea: ★★★
4. [Zhou Xiaolun]
My hands were indeed shaking when I typed these three words next week
A middle-aged man who runs for four is actually called "Xiao Lun"
Are you Hye-mi or Zhou Guanzhong!!! Or is it called Ye Zhan A Mei?
You TM is not his elder you called Yarn Xiao Lun ah!!!!
He's all an uncle!!
Uncle good logging!!!
He was no longer the one who hummed the prelude and looked at the sky!!!
You also call him Xiao Lun!!
You're disgusting!!!
Disgusting no!!
Trouble your mother loves flooding with having a child to love to call a chicken puppy little brother can !!!
Please spare him!!!!
Well, the first time I heard this name was in < secret >
Later, the appearance rate of his signature file "Xiao Lun" on Tieba was also extremely high
Many times Zhou Xiaolun's appearance will be followed by one or two sad sentences
...
Well forgive these poor children, Anita Buddha
Zhou Xiaolun, if you are well, it is a sunny day.
5. 【Zhou Luoli/Zhou Jielun】
If the previous Lun Bao has Been Xiao Lun is very stupid and naïve, then I can only say that I can call him Lori Jie lun:
@#@@#￥#￥#￥#@323@￥#￥4@￥#￥#￥#@！！！！！！！
%%^^#@#$!#@#@$%##%#%#!!!!!!!
@!#$@$#$#%#$%$%$%#$@%****!
@@#!#@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The popularity of bullet screen video websites such as Station A and Station B in the past two years has brought a different taste to the ACG community
As a result, countless strange phenomena and strange primary school students followed the trend dogs
Of course, it also attracted a lot of the above-mentioned Mary Sue and the secondary two disease patients who forgot to take medicine
At the beginning of this year
Relying on the mixing software to tune up the tone of Zhou Jielun was born by relying on the half-dead female voice Zhou Jielun on the B station and Weibo fire
At first, I looked at Zhou Jielun with an entertaining attitude
But what I didn't expect was that there were more and more follower dogs
Brain residue powder is getting more and more serious...
Anthropomorphic animation also came out Height Weight Age all set
Therefore, under the support of some rotten women and otaku gods, Jay Chou was played badly.
Casually click on Jay Chou's video in the B station
The bottom is either the @Zhou Jielun of Qi Brush
Either it's pink ocean brush up:
Suddenly, thousands of alpacas were galloping in the sunset...
As for Zhou Luoli, this is really due to a blogger who loves P charts on Weibo from time to time to release disgusting pictures to wash his eyes
In contrast, Ohki is really much more pleasing to the eye than he is
Honestly these silly realists don't know that it is the excessive secretion of adolescent hormones that spreads to the top of their heads and drowns their own IQ
Can't move, oops my family Zhou Lori is coming...
Ironically, there are really many brain-dead people cheering together, marry me and marry me
Marry you NMGB, if the psychology is so twisted, please pack your husband or boyfriend to Thailand
It doesn't cost much to have sex reassignment surgery anyway.
At that time, how do you treat your family "Lolita" in the way of binding SM at home, and I don't think anyone has said anything
If you really can't be satisfied, you can also change into 007 and sneak to Taiwan to kidnap Jay Chou
He was also transported to Thailand for sex reassignment surgery
This way you also save time to help him up and down and p-chart
Why not
6. [My Man/Husband]
Well, this type is already the kind of diseased blindness
In real life, most of them are negative female dicks, who like to watch novels about ugly ducklings turning into swans
They long for a vigorous love but the number of loves is basically negative
And most people who have a relationship experience like to throw out a sentence after being abandoned:
So tired, I feel like I won't love anymore.
As a result, their eyes focused on Jay Chou's body
They believe that one day Jay Chou will meet himself by chance
They think that Jay Chou will eventually marry a woman outside the circle and that he is the best choice
They think they're going to fall in love
They believe that Jay Chou will eventually give up his acting career and marry himself
They believe that both Kunling now and Jolin Tsai or Hou Patzen in the past are all disguises
They like to call those women Affectionately Bitike
They say it kindly to the pictures every day
Husband, I'm going to school
Husband, I'm going to work, you have to cheer up too
Of course, they are not stupid, and of course they will make friends to pass the loneliness when they have time
For example, send out small advertisements
I, sister paper, looking for male friends + I cut Q, XXXXXXX
7. [Oh Brother]
Finally it was black on the exclamation point
Oops brother, OS from princess disease cannon
This pretentious and disgusting conversation greatly reduced the number of times I played the song
What's even more terrifying is that the brother let a group of girls who hanged themselves as very cute spring hearts
Full bloom.. Full bloom.. put.. Fart!
Oh good Oh this sentence has basically become a representative word for Jay Chou's cool play
And the title of "brother" can only be seen in kimchi powder, and the words and eyes have finally come to Jay Chou
When the exclamation point was released, one of my female classmates brushed ooh brother in the QQ space all day long
It was reported that fifty percent of the classmates were overwhelmed and pulled her into the block list
It can be seen that the degree of misery brought about by this word is multiplied
The words "Oops" and "even" come together to produce a chemical reaction like a stuffy fart
The sound of "poof" is not loud, but it stinks so badly that it makes people vomit
However, considering that this is an official self-creation and the exclamation point is for the post-00 album
I still held my breath and sucked on a stinky fart