I became a cat
Metamorphosis of the Metamorphosis
——Zhao Haixia
The essay in the first unit of this semester is "Metamorphosis", and after the original manuscript came up, I began to take time out every day to correct the composition. The children's imaginations are so rich that watching their "Metamorphosis" every day has become my greatest pleasure. After watching it for several days, I finally finished reading it.
On this day, I went to work on time. The wonderful composition content is still churning in the mind. I was smiling, and a thoughtful look attracted the attention of the other teachers, and someone asked, "Sister Zhao, is there anything happy about it?" I said, "Yes, I picked up a bunch of treasures..."
At 1:30 p.m., I hurried to the classroom. As soon as I entered the classroom, I was stunned. The class is about to catch up with the big trouble in the Heavenly Palace. Chu Shaohan and Cai Chunjia had two dandelions standing on their seats, oh my God, they had successfully transformed. I quickly closed the fan, afraid that the wind would blow them away. A praying mantis was practicing boxing on the seat of Shi Jinbang, Wang Hongxiang was already a fierce bird, he jumped around on his desk, staring at the Shi Jinbang mantis with a tiger's eye, to have a "yellow bird in the back", I quickly glanced at him, taught him to be honest, not to hurt his classmates. Zhao Minglin is a fat gray caterpillar, he is lazily lying on his desk looking in the mirror, oh, his tablemate Lin Jiyi is now a mirror.
I became a praying mantis
Li Yinuo and Liu Yiran both succeeded in "snatching the house", although they were still human on the surface, but their bodies contained the souls of pandas and monkeys. Jing Huiran turned into a beautiful deer, and due to its huge size, he had to stand at the end of the classroom and occupy Xiao Zhao's position. Xiao Zhao turned into a fat ant, squatting pitifully on the class table in front of the deer. He was surrounded by a group of ants, and I could see that there were Liu Enxi, Da Zhao, Liu Yantong, Liu Meihan, Li Chunyao, Li Tianyang, Zhang Xiaoxi, Liu Yanxu, Liu Yida, and Huang Wentong, who were exchanging experiences as ants together, and when they talked, they quarreled, and seeing that the ant army was going to fight, I hurried over to persuade them. The other ants were still obedient, only Yida and Xiaoxi were still squeezing their eyebrows and making their eyes unconvinced, I saw that the whole person was not good when they saw them, and I just wanted to have a seizure. Suddenly someone behind me pulled my clothes, and I looked back and saw that it was Li Jinglin, oh no, it was Doraemon. "Teacher, look!" As she spoke, she pulled out a large stack of A4 paper from her front pocket like a treasure, and I picked up a sheet and looked at it, hey! It is a blank ventilation and disinfection record, and I am very touched that it has become a doraemon and I have not forgotten the task I have given. But this kid is also too honest, so many forms are enough to fill out until I retire.
Little ants are coming
"Meow—" A cat called, as soon as I looked up, there were four cats crouching on Dong Mohan's desk, in addition to Dong Mohan, Ma Ruihan, Wang Helin, and Sun Zeyi, I rushed to an orange cat, twisted his ears, and roared: "Wang Helin, you see the typos in your composition, I am not finished with you today." Wang Helin, who turned into a cat, brought a bit of wildness, but he did not scratch me, and flicked his tail to the outside of the classroom. I yelled, "Stop!" Dong Mohan said busily, "Teacher Zhao, I'll go and chase him back." I pointed at Sun Zeyi and said, "If you go, the girl won't go." Sun Zeyi "aimed" and flew out like lightning.
Suddenly, the door was slammed open, and the fish penetrated three trees, He Yuxuan, Niu Yihan, and Zhang Xibo. I was amazed and said, "You two don't do photosynthesis outside to protect the environment, what are you doing here?" Zhang Xibo said: "Teacher, we can't delay learning when we become a tree, right?" "Yes." "It is!" Two other trees are also attached. "Teacher, and me." As soon as I looked down, I saw Shen Jingqi, who had turned into a small grass, holding Wu Yuhang, who had turned into an earthworm, looking up at me. My heart softened at once, and I picked up the tender green grass and the slender earthworms and placed them both in the hanging orchid pot on the lectern. Just after busy, someone shouted a report, I fixed my eyes on it, oh, three street lights: Fan Songbai, Sun Yuan, Ren Zhiyu. I rubbed my face and said, "Don't let the three of you students come in, our classroom is not high enough, you can stand outside and listen, and then go to the road after school to stand guard." "Okay!" All three lights were obedient.
I was a locust that didn't eat food
I gasped and planned to sit down for a break. Suddenly seeing Li Yinuo's panda and Liu Yiran's little monkey not knowing when to get off the table, a "person" took a cup to drink water, I was frightened to grab it, took the cup in Liu Yiran's hand, fortunately, the tadpoles inside - that is, Wang Peize is still alive. However, Zhu Yunhui, who had turned into a drop of water, had already been drunk into the stomach by the panda. I wanted to cry without tears, thinking about how to tell Zhu Yunhui's mother about this. Zhu Yunhui made a sound in the panda's belly: "Teacher, don't worry, I am water, there will be no danger anywhere, rest assured, in a few days I will come back." ”
I am a small tadpole
I had a heart in my stomach and just let go of my breath. Suddenly I heard a noise behind me, and when I looked back, it turned out that Guo Yuxuan and Xu Yuxin, who had turned into chalk, were arguing about how to copy the noon math homework. What is even more hateful is that the magic pen Sun Chenwei is still coaxing on the side, one will become longer, the other will become shorter, and the mouth will say cool words. I thought to myself, this turned into a magic pen and he was bold, watch me clean you up. I rushed up and grabbed both of them, threw them into a sealed box and said, "You all give me quiet, and after a while Teacher Sun will come and ask her to supervise your copying, now shut up!" The world was finally quiet, and I sat on a stool behind the lectern and gasped. Suddenly, I found that there were a few more things on the lectern, a red candle - Dai Yuhan, a new mask - Liu Xinyi, and a book - gui Yalun. "How are you at my desk?" "I'm going to light you up when there's a power outage." "I want to protect you from the virus." "You love to read, look at me, I have a lot of content in it." I sucked on my nose and felt a little moist in my eyes, what a good child, all turned into this and still thought about me. It was very hot in the house, I was sweating, and suddenly a breeze flew around me, cool and comfortable. I couldn't see her, but I knew it was Yao Yuyu. I reached out and took her invisible arm and whispered, "Thank you." ”
I looked at the phone almost two o'clock, hurriedly said: "Let's look at the same table, is there still a table before and after?" "Teachers Ni Yuman, Dai Yueqi, Yao Yixuan, Liu Zhiyi, Shao Zhi'ao, Guo Kehan, Cheng Yihe, and Zhang Yuxiao did not come." Why did they go, do you know? Li Jinglin said: "I know, Ni Yuman has become a universe, and the remaining few have become earth, not only can't hold them in our classroom, but even our solar system can't hold them, and finally Ni Yuman took them to other parallel universes to settle down." "Oh, got it." "Teacher, there are also Li Yaxuan, Liu Siyuan, Liu Yantong." I thought about it and said, "I know this, Li Yaxuan and Liu Yantong have turned into clouds, and Liu Siyuan has become a balloon, which must all be floating outside." "By the way, what about Li Dongchen?" I haven't seen him dangling in front of my eyes for half a day, and I'm still quite uncomfortable. Guo Yuxuan spoke up in the box: "Teacher Zhao, he has become a desert, he does not want to make trouble in our class, he has gone to Inner Mongolia, saying that the governance of the desert there is very effective, and he wants to go there to meet his new life." "Cheng, this can be had, let him play there for a few more days, I am also quiet and quiet."
As he was speaking, Teacher Sun pushed the door in. I quickly gave way and said, "You're here, it's up to you, I'll judge the homework." Without waiting for her to say yes, I escaped from the classroom.
As soon as I arrived in the corridor, my mobile phone rang, and after connecting, Xiao Yang's voice came out: "Sister Zhao, we have an emergency meeting at 2:10 p.m., the fourth floor." Turning off the phone, I said to myself urgently: "This homework cannot be judged again, it will be opened, and I don't know how many current events." Oops, I'd rather be struck by lightning..." As soon as I finished speaking, I heard someone say on my head, "Teacher, I can help chop you!" As soon as I looked up, I saw two clouds; Liu Yantong, Li Yaxuan, and the balloon Liu Siyuan all floating above my head. Liu Yantong, the dark cloud who spoke to me, only to see that before her voice fell, a long lightning bolt was sacrificed, and then there was a loud "boom", and I didn't know anything when my eyes were black. In the moment before the consciousness disappeared, I lamented in my heart: "This child is not a good thing to be obedient, if I can come back, I must tell her to say hello next time I will split again, I am actually talking about anger..." I don't know how long later, I woke up and found myself sitting under the grapevine in the small garden of the playground. A little boy who looked like a third-grader was pushing me: "Teacher, you are asleep here." "God, I was struck by lightning and could teleport." I jumped up, thanked the little boy, and quickly ran back to the office, looking at my watch, it was more than four o'clock. The meeting was over and the teachers were sitting in their offices. Seeing me come in, Xiao Yang said, "Sister Zhao, where have you been, and I can't get through calling you during the meeting." Everyone just looked for you for half a day. ”
I was embarrassed to say, "I'm really sorry, I was struck by lightning, and my phone was struck by lightning, so I didn't go to the meeting." ”
The office was eerily quiet, and everyone looked at me like a neurotic. With his eyes, he said, "You don't have to make such a terrible excuse!" ”
My face warmed up, I coughed twice, and said awkwardly, "I was really struck by lightning." ”
Xiao Yang said, "I told the boss that you are not feeling well, so..."
"You're right, I've been struck by lightning, can I be comfortable?"
"Yes, yes, whoever lets thunder chop will not be comfortable..."
The teachers seemed to have come back to me, intending to cooperate with my abnormality, no longer stimulating me, and all followed me. I couldn't argue with it, so I had to prove my innocence and say, "I called the upper head to explain the situation." "I pulled a new phone out of my own drawers. Xiao Yueyue said: "Yes, Sister Zhao, your new mobile phone is really beautiful, where to buy, how much?" ”
I said, "This is not my mobile phone, this is our class Zhang Lunhao, I am afraid that he will be broken in the class, so I put it in my drawer." ”
Xiao Yueyue looked at me in horror, and there was a dead silence around her.
Xiao Yang sneaked out the door to make a call against the root of the wall. I followed and heard her lower her voice and say, "... Sister Zhao seems to have been stimulated today, and her consciousness is not very clear until now, she is stunned that she was struck by lightning, and said that the students in their class are mobile phones..."
I dialed the phone above: "... I'm sorry, today I was struck by lightning..."
"It doesn't matter, have a good rest, it's really not okay to take a leave of absence to go to the hospital to see..."
……
I looked at the new mobile phone in my hand and said to Zhang Lunhao: "Don't say, there is no meeting today, I am worth it to be struck by lightning!" ”