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True story: The affair of an old bachelor in the countryside

Lao Li only became an old bachelor later.

In his early years, he married a relative, and his daughter-in-law was not tall, thin as a sick chicken, and her appearance was a little stumbling, which Lao Li didn't like very much. But his family is poor, and he has no skills, so he can't pick and choose, so he has to accept his fate.

The daughter-in-law gave birth to a girl, and she looked like her mother, Lao Li pouted after glancing at it. I didn't have a good face for the two of them all day. The daughter-in-law couldn't stand this wretchedness and left with the child in her arms. Lao Li didn't bother to invite, and this marriage was yellow.

Later, Lao Li's father and mother tried every means to involve Lao Li, and Lao Li also went to meet a few times, either he didn't look down on others, or people disliked him, and he dragged it out for a while, and Lao Li's age reached forty.

His mother worries every day, can't sleep at night, and the forehead lines on her forehead have hardened into a washboard. One day I felt uncomfortable in my chest, and I went to the hospital to find out breast cancer, but after a year, I was thin and gone. Half a year later, his father also left with his mother in anger. The two were buried together, and the graves were raised in the wilderness in the east of the village.

Seeing that Lao Li was still alone at the age of forty, the enthusiastic neighbors were anxious for him: Lao Li, let's find someone to warm your feet and have a child while you are young, otherwise you won't even have a paper burner in the future.

Lao Li shook the sheepskin-like blue coat he was wearing, and seemed to care: What can I do if I have a child, my parents have a son, and after death, no one will burn the paper?

As soon as these words came out, everyone choked. Wide-eyed and speechless.

Lao Li has no daughter-in-law and no children, but if you want to say that he lives a life like a monk, it would be a big mistake. Lao Li has a woman. In the words of the second-rate son in the village, this Lao Li is a male dog, and when he sees a pit, he will pee.

02

Lao Li and Jin Cuilian, the daughter-in-law of Cheng Zhuang Xitou Cheng on the side of the national highway, which gentleman in the village doesn't know?

Jin Cuilian is the second daughter of Jin Daya in my village, she has had a good relationship with Lao Li since she was a child, and after she got married, she also broke off the connection with Lao Li Lotus, and her affection is lingering.

Every time Lao Li and the village men went to the market to look for work, and when they came back, Lao Li would deliberately leave the car at the end of the line. The gentleman asked with a smile: Lao Li, why don't you ride, the tires are running out again?

Lao Li bared his teeth and was happy: Yes, you go ahead, I'll go cheer up. After speaking, the car turned around and went to Jin Cuilian's house. I heard that Cheng Cripple was in the city to show people the cold storage, and he was not at home for ten days in half a month.

Speaking of Jin Cuilian, there is no one in the village whose eyes are not straight. In fact, Jin Cuilian's appearance is not outstanding, but her figure is concave and convex, especially the two things hanging on her chest, rippling back and forth, breathtaking.

Lao Li, this kid has a good mouth. Before Jin Cuilian came out of the pavilion, he ate it. It must be that he still thinks about it after marriage, so he is alone in danger. Lao Li smiled wickedly more than once and said: Eating things secretly is the most fragrant!

True story: The affair of an old bachelor in the countryside

03

Xiao Hongying, the daughter-in-law of Wu Dayong in the village, and Jin Cuilian are like carved out of a mold, with a small waist like a water snake and a big chest like a basin.

Xiao Hongying has been married to the Wu family for a few years, but her stomach has not moved. According to the experience of the farmer's wife, Xiao Hongying belongs to the kind of physique that is extremely capable of giving birth to children, "once the seeds are scattered, seedlings are grown everywhere". They all quietly discussed that the problem must be with Wu Dayong.

I don't know how Lao Li and Wu Dayong climbed, and the two recognized their godbrothers. Since they are godbrothers, they naturally have close contacts. Lao Li often went to Wu Dayong's house. A sweet and greasy younger sibling.

In less than a year, Xiao Hongying was happy. When the child was born, the villagers said that it was Lao Li's seed when looking horizontally and vertically. Only Wu Dayong was stupidly kept in the dark. Later, the child recognized Lao Li as his godfather. Lao Li couldn't support it, as long as he saw the child, it was not enough to hug and kiss him.

Later, Wu Dayong took Xiao Hongying to rent a door in the town to do a noodle business and moved out of the village, so Lao Li had less contact with the Wu family. However, the most important thing in Lao Li's family is noodles. I didn't have time to eat it, and I had worms.

People knowingly asked: Lao Li, what are you doing with so many noodles on hold? Lao Li scratched his scalp: This noodle doesn't cost anything, my brother gave it. People privately aggrieved for Wu Dayong.

04

For a while, Lao Li was introduced by people to work as a porter in a cement factory in the city, and he ate and lived in the factory. More than a mile east of the cement factory, there is a shampoo shop with colorful lights. On the glass sliding door, there is "washing hair" on the left and "shaving face" on the right.

One day after dinner, Lao Li and his co-workers were strolling out of the factory, passing by the shampoo shop, and several co-workers looked at Lao Li: Lao Li, do you want to wash your hair and shave your face?

Lao Li didn't know what to do, and touched the stubble that came out: I can shave it myself, what are you doing with this money!

Workers are happy: Lao Li, it is comfortable to shave your face here, and you can relax.

Lao Li instantly understood. pressed the pocket on his chest and waved his hand to the workers: You go first, I'll go and shave my face.

The workers tacitly left with a scream.

That night, Lao Li returned in the middle of the night. I thought that the workers were already snoring. As soon as he pushed the door in, the workers surrounded him. Ask East and West. I can't wait to pick out every detail.

Lao Li didn't see the outside, and he was out. There was a night of obscene chatter in the shed.

After that, Lao Li became a frequent customer of the shampoo shop. It's the same as catching up with the market. The money for carrying cement was thrown into the bottomless pit. It wasn't until one day that he saw two seals on the two glass sliding doors of the shop, and he returned in a huff.

I finally saved some money, and before going home, I passed by the bus station and saw the same shampoo shop. Lao Li pushed the door in. The proprietress tacitly led Lao Li into the inner room.

That is, this time, Lao Li got a dirty disease. It took a lot of money in the county hospital to barely control it. Secretly vowed not to again.

True story: The affair of an old bachelor in the countryside

05

At that time, Lao Li was nearly fifty, and even if he was talented, the little daughter-in-law couldn't look down on him. Fortunately, Jin Cuilian still has an interest in him, so the two continue to have an affair.

But I often walk by the river, how can I not get my shoes wet. That day, Lao Li Zheng and Jin Cuilian hugged each other and didn't know what heaven and earth were, and Cheng Cripple suddenly went home. Although Cheng Cripple's legs and feet were inconvenient, he had great strength, and he held Lao Li and beat him to half death. Lao Li finally broke free, and when he fled along the national highway, he was hit by a truck pulling cement, and one leg was lost. Lao Li became a cripple of Li.

Lao Li was disheartened from then on. Get drunk every day. Later, I don't know when I got together with a woman with a bad reputation. The woman was covered in red bumps, like a toad and became a sperm. Lao Li was also contaminated later. For fear of scaring people, I also wear long-sleeved pants in the summer to cover my body tightly.

Before getting together with that woman, Lao Li's family often gathered a group of old men, the door was locked, the curtains were drawn deeply, and everyone's faces were mysterious. Later, when I saw that Lao Li had become a toad, people avoided him, and no one set foot in his house.

Later, Lao Li fell ill and died at home. When the villagers helped him pack up his belongings, dozens of explicit discs were found in a drawer. These things were wrapped in clothes and burned by the village chief.

When Lao Li was buried, his ex-wife and daughter did not come, and his godbrother Wu Dayong and his godson did not come. Only a few descendants of the family ate a simple meal in the cold. During the banquet, no one spoke.

Today, Lao Li has been dead for many years. His grave was raised next to his father's mother. No one burns paper, no one cultivates soil, and in a few years, it will probably never be found again.