Contemporary post-00s, rectifying the workplace is also a scoring occasion - encountering the profession of a teacher can be said to be a monolith.
It's been less than a year since he started work, and Ban Weier has already exceeded 10 years of experience.
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After entering the workplace, he counted a pitiful few days of annual leave with his hands folded, and Yang couldn't help but envy the students around him who went to study normal.
No one understands the gold content of winter and summer vacations better than migrant workers!
However, how jealous they are during the summer vacation, and how happy they are when they return to work in September.
At the beginning of this year's school year, Yang witnessed a passionate and career-winning "post-00 gold medal old teacher" cross-dressing competition.
Post-00s teachers have their own "disgusting outfits"
I've seen too many drag challenges, but I'm still amazed by the teacher's limited skin.
As the saying goes, people rely on clothes, Buddha depends on gold, and teachers rely on modifications.
After one of the most popular transition montages in the short video industry, the two urban young men and women on the screen have become "super plus" 40-year-old teachers.
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Is this a magical version of "Miracle Cold"? No, it's just that the post-00s teachers are about to start school.
I know why the teachers who were boiling on the Internet didn't participate in the "disgusting outfits for work" at the beginning, because as soon as they appeared, they could directly kill the game.
Frame-by-frame analysis, two-bit OOTD is full of ingenuity.
No one says that a female teacher can't go the fashion route, it's just that you have to mix up fashion items and abuse them in an unorganized manner.
The mesh cake skirt is matched with an ingot-collar floral top, and the main one is a messy porridge to drink while it is hot; The green geometric pattern shirt with loose Korea campus-style slightly flared wide-leg pants has a sense of separating Shancai stealing Xie Bigfoot's wardrobe.
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As for the male teacher... As long as you add a little dirty mess to the hall wind, the outfit is basically stable.
Male teachers are more concerned about some external buffs than dressing.
For example, a glass full of tea leaves, a transparent mobile phone case that has been burned yellow, and the ringtone of the call must be the song "Glory": the night gave me black eyes, but I used them to find the light...
Don't care that these items will make you prematurely become a greasy middle-aged, since you have become a teacher, this kind of thing can only be regarded as the greed of the past.
If you insist on making some aesthetic characteristics in the track of teacher dressing, it is not impossible - the new Chinese style will be a good choice.
You don't need to think about wearing a set, or a dress can do it all. The image of an elegant, dignified and solemn teacher stood up.
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If it's really hard to choose, remember to choose a dark color.
Dark red, dark purple, dark green... A dark teacher appeared.
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These will help you feel more scary when you pick up the doors and windows of your class.
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This outfit is so easy to substitute, and some people have been reminded of bad childhood memories.
Others have discovered a more subtle detail, which is the skin without grease powder.
This sallow face accumulated in staying up late and being anxious, and whatever clothes you wear, you have a feeling that the wax torch has turned into ashes.
Some people must ask: why do you have to pretend to be old if you can't wear simple and simple clothes?
The "negative textbook" tells you that if you have already gained the upper hand in terms of body type and have not worked the outfit of the elderly, your image in the minds of students is likely to be a... Q version of the figurine.
This set of solemn and solemn teacher skins is played with a flat face, and the comparison is a stereotype.
The more we can restore the image of a 40-year-old special teacher in everyone's mind, the more we can grasp the hearts of students and parents.
If there is a teacher in the world who is dressed brightly and is still feared by the students, I am afraid that the only one in Harry Potter is the pink cat control: Umbridge.
So, if you don't have the evil of Umbridge's natural bad species, be sure to remember to help your serious image with your elder outfit.
A post-00s teacher who doesn't change his face is not a good coser
If cross-dressing is the first lesson of the UGC exam, then the last lesson must be a face-changing.
It's not enough to have an elegant skin full of age to give the teacher absolute majesty - quickly putting away your gentle smile of "it's okay if you don't do your homework" is the first task after the change.
When you stand at the front door of the class, you are the serious head teacher who is not angry and arrogant, and when you leave the eyes of the students, are you also the ordinary part-time worker?
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If you want to be a teacher who makes students and parents awe, you can't just make a look.
You'll have to develop a vocabulary that will make you feel immersed and intimidated.
A geography teacher shared the whole process of calming the students in the first lesson of the school year, which is divided into three steps.
The first step is to state your class rules plainly and seriously;
The second step is to quickly catch the classmates who are breaking the rules, and kill the chickens and monkeys on the spot;
The third step is to assign class preview tasks and spot checks on the spot, and fill the pressure value for students from point to point.
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A whole set of processes has come down, coupled with the teacher's calm expression and decisive rewards and punishments, not to mention underage students, no adult can escape the psychological shadow.
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Do you think this creepy opening line is deliberately shortening the distance between you and your classmates? Only insiders can understand that this is a teaching strategy of soldiers before salutes, and they are all playing tricks.
After establishing a dignified persona, and then breaking this seriousness once in a while, students are likely to like you more because of it.
Maybe I will write an essay entitled "My Geography Teacher" during a Chinese exam: Teacher Zhang, who always has a straight face, does not only have a majestic side...
In the comment area, senior students have already started PTSD.
Someone was sweating profusely, and after being controlled by this familiar word for a long time, he reacted: Why have only two minutes passed?
There are also people who don't listen to the call anymore, and they make up their geography homework in English class without saying a word.
Netizens who are also in the teacher's position came to learn this precious "The First Lesson of School (Teacher's Edition)" with a small whiteboard.
After all, after taking two months off and recovering to the talkative and laughing self, I don't know how to be a teacher anymore.
There are also lessons from the past to share experience, because the first class did not establish the majesty, resulting in the back of the red and warm and no one cared.
Don't look at this technique, people who have gone to school can memorize it backwards, but the threshold for real application is extremely high.
A post-00s Chinese teacher often shares videos of himself "practicing murder" on the Internet.
Because he is so young and a little cartoonish-looking, he speaks with a cheek that looks like a small animal, and when he glares at the students with angry eyes, it looks like he is playing a clumsy cosplay.
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Even if he memorized the words of the gold medal teacher word for word, it seemed to be lethal, and netizens not only didn't feel scared, but even felt a little funny.
The hamster was angry, the bee puppy was angry, the raccoon was angry, in short, no one thought that the teacher was angry.
When the pot and pot void sought the enemy, and practiced the sentence "Who is still talking there", the barrage has begun to be directly humiliated, and the screen full of "me, me, me" is really poking at the lung tube of the pot teacher.
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Work hard to learn to be an adult, you have to make a draft before scolding, and the post-00s teachers have tried their best to win respect.
But just as paper can't hold the fire, no matter how dignified the elders are, they can't cover the naughty and playful hearts in their chests, and sooner or later they will still leak stuffing in front of the students.
The best generation to be a teacher?
A set of appropriate elder outfits and this gesture made an awe-inspiring image of a teacher stand up between the words.
But do you think the post-00s generation will give up the catharsis of self and the release of personality like this? No, they hid the maverick in the lesson plan.
The handouts were handed out, and there were "small notes" left by the teacher everywhere.
From threats to weakness... After learning, you have to give some emotional value, is it these emojis left by the teacher? No, that's her love for her students and her sincerity.
When I was a child, the teacher who peeked at the novel in class compiled the cool text into the test paper, and the post-90s generation of Niu Ma who was at work cried greedily when he saw it: "Oops, I want to study again." ”
The old mage of King's Canyon has incorporated game terminology into the study of English grammar.
The distinction between passive voice and tense is clearly explained in each kill and tower defense.
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The teacher's face was full of pride, and the rebelliousness in his heart was also about to come out: I'm sorry, I won't accept apprentices.
The post-00s who have been proud all her life, if you ask her if she dares to use such courseware in an open class, she will tell you categorically: Then you have to change to a more expensive skin.
The post-00s entered the teaching position, pretending to be ruthless on the surface, but full of childish arrogance in their hearts.
You think it's a successor to a special teacher, but in fact it's just a lecture pig man with a little bee in front of you.
It's cute.
The post-00s generation is considered to be the most suitable generation to become teachers.
Because they have enlightened parents and have experienced a quality education that focuses on all-round development, they are more likely to empathize with the psychology of contemporary teenagers.
At the same time, they were also smart children who grew up in the Internet age, and the little ninety-nine in the hearts of the students was all a trick they played.
It's not so much a game of disguised adults as they are the first to reveal their hole cards.
The majestic and cold appearance is a performance, and the innocence in the heart is the eternal and unchanging.