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A Paris Olympics has given United Kingdom new material to mock France for decades

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With the arrival of the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics on July 26, the Olympic Games, which were already chaotic enough before the start, really gave the world a big job after the start.

There are always some people in China who know better than France to praise France's "sense of relaxation", so in recent days, there have been strange remarks on the Internet such as "earth dogs who do not understand art", "old Chinese people who rigidly pursue correctness", "wolf warriors who can't say that foreigners are good", and "simple Chinese thinking of the Qing Dynasty".

The external net uniformly fired at the France Olympic team, and finally the Olympic team that could not withstand the pressure on the 28th came out to apologize.

Who would have thought that the biggest winner after the opening of the Olympic Games in Paris would be Beijing? YOUTUBE AND TIKTOK ARE FULL OF VIDEOS OF THE OPENING CEREMONY OF THE BEIJING OLYMPIC GAMES, AND THE NUMBER OF LIKES AND VIEWS REACHED MILLIONS IN ONE DAY.

The happiest in the whole incident is probably United Kingdom, the United Kingdom is tired of the surrender of World War II, and now that the Paris Olympics have begun, the materials and jokes used by the United Kingdom to mock France in the next few decades will be inexhaustible, how can it be called a joint event?

A Paris Olympics has given United Kingdom new material to mock France for decades

The opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics

Intentionally or accidentally?

Perhaps the most exciting news about the Paris Olympics in the past few days is the magic version of the opening ceremony "The Last Supper" that has caused the outrage of Christians around the world.

China is an atheist country, and most of us believe in pragmatism, so for Chinese, the "Last Supper" at the opening ceremony was at most spicy and exclaimed, "Isn't this the golden lion king in "Journey to the West"!" How did you get to the opening ceremony"?

But for Westerners, especially Christians, this can already rise to the level of Antichrist.

In Christian doctrine, same-sex and abortion are forbidden - now know why many Western countries are arguing about whether women can have abortion - as a result, in the opening ceremony, this represents Christianity and Jesus's world famous paintings, a lot of LGBT, men wear women's clothes and women wear beards, not to mention, what is even more outrageous is that in the end, the sacrifice that should have been sacrificed was replaced by an Asian girl, the girl also wore a ball head, which is the most common symbol on behalf of Chinese in the stereotype of the Internet, Who knows what they're thinking?

It has also been pointed out that the person standing in the center of the Last Supper wears a crown of seven stars on his head, which in Christianity represents the incarnation of Lucifer. Christians saw this and exploded, rushed over and completely ripped off the entire opening ceremony director, unexpectedly and reasonably found that this director Maas · Joli was a Jew, or a gay man, simply stacked the buff of disgust with Christianity, no wonder the opening ceremony was so "diverse".

It may be difficult for us Chinese to understand why Christians are so angry, and there is no such deep belief in China, the closest is probably Buddhism, when Japan filmed "Journey to the West" can also be called a group of demons dancing, Guanyin directly found a man to play, so angry that CCTV personally filmed the 86 version of Journey to the West.

A Paris Olympics has given United Kingdom new material to mock France for decades

Christianity seems to have become restrained in recent years, but the religious wars and the eradication of heresy that broke out by Christianity in the past are called a vigorous, not vegetarian, and now it is considered a peaceful age on the surface, and in the Middle Ages, Jolly estimates that he has now gone to the cross for barbecue.

In the face of the Christian charge, Jolly was quick to explain that "it was only a metaphor for the celebration of the gods of Olympus, the god of celebration on Mount Olympus and Dionysus, the god of wine". Naturally, no one believes this kind of nonsense.

Even more amusing is that Muslims, who have always been at odds with Christianity, have come out in solidarity, with Iran tweeting on X that "yesterday's insulting display of Jesus Christ in Paris was utterly rude and crossed all red lines." France is a country with a long Christian history, and it should be ashamed of itself, and I implore Christians around the world to stand up against such behavior. We strongly condemn such acts".

Muslims and Christians, who have fought for thousands of years, are on the same side in condemning the Jews at this moment. After all, "The Last Supper" has nothing to do with France at all, Da · Vinci is a Italy man, and the world's largest Christian country is also United States, and even the paintings are kept in Milan. So why did France change this painting? If you don't say it's deliberate, who believes it?

At present, the Internet has raised this matter directly to the level of a culture war. Malta highest-ranking Catholic official, Archbishop Charles · West Krone, the Vatican's powerful doctrinal office, has contacted the France ambassador to Malta, calling it an "unwarranted insult" and writing on X: "I would like to express my sorrow and great disappointment at the insult to us Christians at the opening ceremony...... At that time, a group of drag artists imitated Jesus' The Last Supper".

A Paris Olympics has given United Kingdom new material to mock France for decades

There is more than one place about religious metaphors in the whole opening ceremony, and a white horse knight appeared at the opening ceremony later, France said that this is Joan of Arc, but it is amazing, before both men and women were eager to appear naked, directly changing the Olympics from all ages to eighteen bans, but now when it comes to Joan of Arc, one of the most famous figures in France, she is wrapped like a rice dumpling, as if afraid that everyone will recognize her as Joan of Arc. Not only is it so tightly wrapped, but Christians also think that the white horse she rides resembles the apocalyptic horse in chapter 6 of the last chapter of the Bible· New Testament. The story of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse has been more or less touched in some film and television dramas and novels, all in all, these four knights represent all disasters, and if you make such a play, you know that this is the opening ceremony, and you don't know that you think this is a strange summoning ceremony. Then the Olympic flag, which France had brought all the way, was hung upside down.

Usually in the entertainment industry, celebrities collapse houses are followed by gold owners running away, and the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games is no exception. In the face of this abstract opening ceremony, on July 28, C Spire, one of the largest telecommunications companies in United States, announced that it had run and said that it was indignant: "We are shocked by the mockery of 'The Last Supper' at the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics. C Spire will be removing our ads from the Olympics. "This wave of Musk has won again.

What's even more interesting is that there are still things on the Chinese Internet that mock us for explaining silence. But in fact, most of the world's commentators, even France's commentators, were silenced for half a minute, and the opening ceremony released by CCTV was not cut, but the official account of the Olympic Games deleted the Paris opening ceremony. The boomerang is really getting faster and faster these years, and it's dizzying.

After all, is the Paris Opening Ceremony really politically correct? Sexual minorities were made to look like clowns in a circus, and the Olympic flame was handed over to a man and a man dressed as a man when the torch was relayed. It is said that gender equality supports diversity, but in fact, it does not even choose real women, and makes a man with a wig. This is not respect at all, but rather an insult.

After all this, there was a power outage in Paris that night, and only the famous Christian Basilica of the Sacred Heart on the heights of Montmartre was brightly lit.

A Paris Olympics has given United Kingdom new material to mock France for decades

Chaos Awards

If the director of the opening ceremony can no longer argue that he was completely nailed to the pillar of shame, then France has shown a consistent "sense of relaxation" against Korea.

In the past few days, Koreans can be said to be killed by France as soon as they open their eyes every day, first the opening ceremony pronounced Korea as North Korea, which aroused the excitement of Korea netizens, and almost let the Paris Olympic Organizing Committee kneel under the Taiji flag, as a result, the Korea flag on the medal list turned into China again, and then inexplicably became a "vassal country", which is really a wonderful adventure for Korea.

As a cosmic power, Korea's combat effectiveness on the oil pipeline is comparable to that of India, and the Ministry of Culture, Sports and Tourism of Korea also protested, and finally the Paris Olympic Games came out with a "deep apology".

But it is clear that the so-called apology of the Olympic organizing committee feels the same as Japan's bow, and what should be done after the apology. In the next two days, there were a series of unfinished problems such as the France media recognizing the Korea flag as the Pepsi logo, only the Korea flag on the official account of the Olympic Games was blurred and even Nikon could not take pictures, the Paris Olympics misspelled the name of Korea's first gold, Oh Sang-wook became Wu Sang-goo, the France media continued to mistake the Korea flag, and this time the Taiji in the middle was turned into the red dot of the Japan flag.

If it is said that once or twice is an accident, it is always difficult to say that it has appeared so many times in succession and only for Korea one country. I know everything.

Regarding this point, some Korea netizens themselves said that it is estimated that France was also made into Russia by Korea during the Pyeongchang Winter Olympics, so that the time has come to revenge and revenge, which does not ruthlessly toss Korea?

A Paris Olympics has given United Kingdom new material to mock France for decades

However, seeing such a group of demons dancing at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games, I suddenly understood why Macron wanted to dissolve the parliament ahead of schedule and re-elect. Our previous analysis was that Macron was going to gamble, but the problem was that the Baath Party felt that there might be more support in the election after a while, and no one knew what he was betting on. Now it seems that the pony is worthy of being a pony, if according to the time of the previous autumn election, the France people see the Olympics to make such a ghost, I am afraid that the per capita extreme right will immediately put Le Pen on the presidency?

Moreover, the opening ceremony of the "relaxed" Olympic Games in Paris cost 130 million euros, which is three times more than the opening ceremony in London. With such a lack of police and extremely rudimentary display, who knows where their money is spent? In the face of such a good "milk method" material, United Kingdom really smiled crookedly, and immediately opened fire. He also said that "Paris is humiliated", reported on various Olympic issues, and even said in a weird way that "at least it is better than the Tokyo Olympics". The problem is that the opening and closing ceremonies of the Tokyo Olympics cost a total of 16.5 billion yen, while the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics alone cost 21.7 billion yen. What kind of world is this, the Tokyo Olympics even have a day to be whitewashed.

At that time, when the Beijing Olympics opened, many foreign media maliciously smeared that China demolished Beijing's ancient buildings in order to build Olympic venues. As a result, China did not demolish it, Paris really demolished the 150-year-old bookstall along the Seine, if it was not for Macron to stop, I am afraid it would have been demolished completely, but even so, 570 of the 930 bookstalls on the Seine have also been demolished. What is the civilized world?

As for those small actions against China, needless to say, "The Last Supper" secretly poked and poked to replace the sacrifice with an Asian little girl, and the display of ships from various countries at the opening ceremony was also, United States a whole ship, Japan United Kingdom Australia and so on were also standing at the bow or owning most of the boat, as a result, so many people in China were stuffed into the stern, and the camera swept by, if it weren't for the Chinese flag being red enough, people might not even be able to see where it was.

The industrialization of Paris, not to mention this, made in China almost wraps Paris round, even the communication is Huawei, those small handicrafts such as peripherals are almost all Made in China, France "Express" believes that 92% are from China. It is really Made in China that makes France great again.

A Paris Olympics has given United Kingdom new material to mock France for decades

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Some people call this Olympics "LGBT's last", this kind of blatant LGBT image to come out and play ugly and funny, I don't know whether they are engaged in so-called "political correctness", or deliberately go in a more extreme direction in order to completely nail LGBT to the pillar of shame, and spiritual LGBT people are even applauding. The opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics was like stepping on the gas pedal on the downhill road, and the extreme political correctness will sooner or later make all non-LGBT people also disgustingly excluded to the extreme.

Who would have thought that the Tokyo Olympics would also have a day that could be whitewashed? If the opening ceremony of the Tokyo Olympics is the underworld, then the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics is physiologically uncomfortable.

If Heaven wants people to perish, it must first swell them. Regardless of whether it is sincere or maliciously praised, the prevalence of LGBT is likely to usher in a major backlash. Compared to this, the 2028 Olympics will be in the United States, facing this real LGBT stronghold, and seriously, I am already expecting what they will do.

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