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Edited by White Face
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Romantic? Freely? Slack? Assertive? Art?
Wake up one night, the first place in the Tokyo Olympics has been taken away!
Japan are probably going to wake up laughing, after all, the first "shame", they have been carrying it for three years.
In order to make the world remember this Olympic Games, Paris has really made a "blood cost".
Not only did they invite all the "gods" of Western countries out, but they also played a role-play.
It also vividly embodies their spirit of "freedom".
The whole world is silent about it!
On such a solemn occasion as the much-anticipated flag-raising ceremony, the flag of the Olympic Games was first hung upside down.
When introducing various countries, Korea's Smecta was pronounced as North Korea, and the flag of Korea was blurred.
I thought it was an "unintentional move", but after digging deeply, I found out that France was "revenge"!
It turned out that when Korea hosted the Winter Olympics, when France entered the venue, Korea marked them with the flag of Russia!
The France are quite "romantic", and in this way, let Korea remember themselves.
The Korean people have demanded an apology from the Olympic Organizing Committee.
I thought I would apologize and the matter would be over.
Unexpectedly, the France people are really "relaxed" enough.
As soon as the front foot apologized, the back foot confused the flags of Japan and South Korea during the live broadcast.
There are also media that recognize the flag of Korea as Pepsi!
This wave of operations focuses on one: have the courage to admit mistakes and resolutely do not change!
Not only that, the opening ceremony of France also drove away the gold owner's father with its own "romance".
Isn't this slowly rising cauldron lid really "a meal"?
But when I saw it inside, I instantly wanted to cover the "pot lid" back!
It's too explosive! Spicy eyes!
As soon as he finished talking about "man and nature" in the last sentence, when he appeared, our central mother was silent.
How can we explain this to the people of the country?
Netizens with sharp ears laughed twice when they heard the commentator "hehe".
You know, our hosts are very professional and will never laugh unless they really can't help it.
Who is this left behind, who can endure it?
Laugh and get rich!
If they hold an Olympic Games, do they have to pull our country?
Abstract, too abstract.
Ouyang Feng also "ran" out and said:
It's not me, it's not me!
Not only us, but when the people of France saw him appear, they were directly speechless.
After a while, he said: Lao Tzu paid 30% of the tax, so you let me see this?
This "love triangle" directly "silenced" the hosts in many countries.
What is this meant?
It really shattered the three views of the people of the world!
Fortunately, there are still many normal people in the world, otherwise I would think that I am not normal.
The Japan commentator was silent several times.
The narrators in the United States even cut 5 minutes of advertisements directly to their people.
Even Argentina has "changed" into China.
When athletes from other countries appear, the national flag of the mainland is displayed.
It was really said by the spokesperson of the Olympic Committee.
Three days ago, I didn't know the gold content of his words.
Now that I understand, it really shocked our jaws!
Russia did not participate, it really "escaped".
Paris, which has been waiting for the Summer Olympics for 100 years.
Before the start of the situation, there was already a sign of "upheaval".
The opening ceremony of this Olympic Games is estimated to be the largest program since the start of CCTV's broadcast.
Netizens complained: Sun Wukong is here, and he doesn't know which one to fight first!
Teachers at many schools have assigned summer homework "Reflections on the Opening Ceremony of the Paris 2024 Olympic Games".
How does this make elementary school students write?
I don't dare to look at it, I don't dare to look at it, my parents will beat me when I see it.
However, we have to follow the local customs.
They dare to broadcast, what do we dare not watch?
Now, many people understand "Balenciaga".
It turns out that this style is just a "tradition" of France.
We, as "foreigners", really don't appreciate it.
I was really right by this France friend!
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This "tradition" of Paris has long been vividly embodied by Balenciaga.
Only what you can't think of, and you can't design without it.
Aren't these sneakers really picked up from the garbage?
That's it, not only limited to 100 pairs, but also sold for more than 10,000 yuan?
I think it's dirty, it thinks I'm poor.
Its tape bracelet is also absolutely amazing.
Obviously, you can grab more than 20,000 yuan, and you have to give the customer a 2 yuan tape.
A pair of sandals for 3,500 yuan?
Didn't you sell it for a few dollars a pair when you were a child?
A key ring head rope sells for 4,000 yuan.
Grandma shouted, I can make dozens of them a day!
This bag feels so familiar.
It turns out that we have been at the forefront of fashion since we were children, and we can afford to use "luxury".
Can you really wear these pants?
Let my mother make one, and save 36,000 yuan.
As an ordinary person, it can also be forgiven, after all, it does not pit the normal and the poor.
Poverty, stop me from being "deceived"!
After reading these designs, do you think the opening ceremony of this Olympic Games is okay?
After all, "bumping" is not something that can be cultivated in a moment.
It's only been a few days since the Olympics started, and I don't know what kind of "surprises" Paris can bring us?
This opening ceremony cannot be called "first" yet, because there is still a closing ceremony to be held.
However, in China, a group of people who "worship foreigners and flatter foreigners" have been blown up.
No matter what happens, they can find an excuse to boast.
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This opening ceremony made even the France themselves feel ashamed.
But there are still people who lick their faces and boast: Look at the relaxation of others.
The money was not spent, and it was praised as "environmentally friendly", and compared with our Olympic Games.
We really can't compare, one is an entertainment program, a CCTV program, what is the comparison?
This is the history of other people, can you respect it?
You first ask them if they respect themselves?
If you can't find a point to praise, don't praise it, you can't wash it away.
Continental Machinery? Are they creative? It's almost rubbing your eyes on the ground.
Stop licking! The official has taken the video off the shelves, which is already the best proof!
I'm afraid that even Coubertin wants to come back to life and scold them.
This is what Coubertin has worked hard to achieve all his life.
If it weren't for him, the Olympics might just be a distant legend of ancient Greece.
In ancient times, the Olympic Games were not only a sporting event, but also a religious holiday in honor of Zeus, the god of the universe.
After the site of the ancient Olympic Games was excavated, he was deeply shocked when he was seen by the France nobleman Coubertin.
He wanted to revive the Olympic Games and promote the exchange of sports around the world.
So, he went around giving speeches and talking about his ideas to attract like-minded people.
Thanks to his efforts, the International Olympic Committee was finally established in 1894 in Paris, France.
In 1896, Coubertin became president of the International Olympic Committee, and the first Olympic Games were held in Athens, Greece.
The mode of hosting the Olympic Games, the organizational framework of the Olympic Committee, the Olympic Charter, the emblem and the flag were all formulated and designed by Coubertin himself.
So, you will find that in countries other than France that host the Olympics, when the Olympics open, the first language is French.
This is also stipulated by Coubertin in the Olympic Charter.
We see that the Olympics are all about sports now.
Do you know? There have also been writing contests at previous Olympics!
In fact, this matter was also carried out under the leadership of Coubertin.
He is a sports enthusiast himself, but he did not participate in the previous editions because he had to worry about the Olympics.
He was 33 years old when the first Olympics were held.
Maybe it's an itch in his heart, although he is not physically allowed to participate in the competition.
But after all, he was the president, and he set up a writing contest at the 1912 Olympics.
And he also won the gold medal in this competition with the article "Ode to Sports"!
As the influence of the Olympic Games has grown, many countries have rushed to host them.
Eventually, in 1924, the Olympics returned to France once again.
This year was also the first time that the Winter Olympics and Summer Olympics were held separately.
Chamonix in France became the venue for the first Winter Olympics.
Paris, France, once again hosted the Summer Olympics after 24 years.
But in the 100 years between Coubertin's departure from the Olympic Committee in 1925 and 2024, France hosted two Winter Olympics, in 1968 and 1992, and the Summer Olympics never returned to France.
Finally, when bidding for the Olympic Games in 1992, he entered the finals.
Mr. Samaranch, the president of the Olympic Committee, leads Paris by 24 votes.
Barcelona also hosted the Summer Olympics for the first time.
By the time they decide to apply, it's the 21st century.
In 2008, they met a stronger opponent – Beijing.
In the 2012 application, they were ahead, but London, United Kingdom, suddenly made a move.
United Kingdom Prime Minister Tony Blair and football superstar David Beckham were the presenters of the Olympic bid and pulled a lot of votes for London.
France was defeated.
After several defeats, the France did not back down.
In order to prevent them from getting injured again, Los Angeles accepted the offer to host the 2028 tournament and "ced" the 2024 quota to Paris in order to prevent them from getting injured again.
After 100 years, the right to host the event has become a "joke" all over the world!
It's really uncomfortable for Coubertin.
epilogue
Either way, I hope this Olympics can be held normally.
I also hope that our athletes can play their strength steadily!
You guys are always the best!
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