<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="1" > Ma Sanli to Zhou Deshan as a nursery</h1>
Ma Sanli's master, Zhou Deshan, had no one to rely on in his later years, and the old couple was raised by Ma Sanli. But the Ma family was also in difficulty at that time, and the family was piled up by more than a dozen people, so Zhou Deshan and his wife could only go to the hotel.
Staying in a hotel has to spend money, at that time, some of the masters who did not open their eyes ran to Zhou Deshan every day to soak, there were those who asked Zhou Deshan for advice, and there were simply those who went to rub tea. Zhou Deshan was originally an honest person, preferring to be tight himself or to greet people who came to visit.
So Ma Sanli thought of an idea, when he went to deliver food to Zhou Deshan every day, in case he saw that there were many people sitting in the house, Ma Lao would immediately kneel down to Zhou Deshan and say, "Master is on top, disciple Sanli will give you a birthday!" While saying that he also took out money to give to Zhou Deshan, Zhou Deshan was naturally blindfolded, and those who were piled up in the house were not embarrassed to do it when they saw that people were celebrating, so how much money they had in their pockets were taken out to give gifts.
So Ma Sanli acted several times in succession, and Zhou Deshan not only earned pocket money, but also scared away some people who wanted to eat and drink.
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="6" > Li Boxiang practiced hard to retaliate against Liu Baorui</h1>
Li Boxiang in "Vinegar Lighting", his son "awkward" a violent beating, the son was beaten and cried after vowing to retaliate against Li Boxiang, the wonderful performance of old Li is really hilarious.
But this is actually the real experience of Li Boxiang's childhood, when the old Li was examined by liu baorui, the father, and once three times in a row were wrong, so Liu Baorui kicked Li Boxiang from the back room to the outside, and Li Jiechen also thanked Liu Baorui for giving his son a meal.
Since then, Li Boxiang has hated Liu Baorui and specially studied wrestling, with the purpose of cleaning up his father when he grows up. As a result, the old Li Dehele was a great achievement, but the dry father left, and the old Li in his later years recalled a burst of heartache, "When I was a child, I felt that I had a vendetta with the dry father, and when I grew up, I felt that I was "worried" that the dry father left too early, and I did not have the opportunity to honor him ~ "
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="10" > Xie Tianshun playing the dog god</h1>
Zhao Weizhou is a well-known dog god in the cross-talk circle, he is more dog than on stage, often write a good paragraph and go to the community to run wildly, just like a madman. Another time Zhao Weizhou wrote a new paragraph, the result is that there are peers sneaking through the door, to spend money to buy this paragraph, after the peer quoted the price, Zhao Weizhou brushed the brush to tear the paragraph, after tearing up the peer to explain "Your price is too low, so let's not act." ”
Zhao Weizhou, who was such a dog, was actually tricked by Xie Tianshun. At that time, Xie Tianshun and Zhao Weizhou went to a county town to perform, one day they went shopping with Wang Peiyuan, Xie Tianshun and Wang Peiyuan discussed to trick Zhao Weizhou, the two went to the mall to recommend a meat grinder for Zhao Weizhou, and also sang and said that this was to make dumplings for Zhao Weizhou's daughter-in-law to make dumplings for convenience, Zhao Weizhou heard that it was good for his daughter-in-law, he immediately paid money to buy it, and then for more than ten days, Zhao Weizhou carried more than ten pounds of meat grinders to major cities, and when he returned home, he was too tired to know how to use the meat grinder.
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="13" > Wei Wenliang caused the hotel owner to be investigated by industry and commerce</h1>
The little monster Wei Wenliang, a genius doll leg who became famous at the age of six, has more paragraphs on him than on the stage. It is said that when Wu Kuihai wanted to take Wei Wenliang's sister and brother as apprentices, Wei Wenliang asked Wu Kuihai what you can do, and as a result, Wu Kuihai performed a section of eight screens, and Wei Wen nodded his head and promised, "Okay, you are my master~"
When Wei Wenliang was a child, he did not perform, and he liked to make trouble with his friends everywhere. For a while, Wei Wenliang and his master performed in the Wenfu Tea House, usually eating in the opposite tavern, the owner of the tavern surnamed Ma, very good to Wei Wenliang, often for him to process flapjacks for free, but also took the initiative to add meat shreds to it. Wei Wenliang was very moved, so he decided to repay Boss Ma, and one day he and Wang Wenjin took advantage of Boss Ma's lack of attention and secretly exchanged a pot of wine for half of the water. As a result, the industrial and commercial people rushed to check, and as soon as they came up, they got the pot of wine, and when they checked, they found that they had mixed with old water, so they directly ordered the suspension of business for rectification. Boss Ma was confused, and later learned that Wei Wenliang had done it, so Wu Kuihai escorted Wei Wenliang to the industry and commerce to explain, which put things to rest.
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="16" > Ma Ji pretended to be an older brother</h1>
Ma Ji's real name is Ma Shu Huai, and his brother's name is Ma Shu Liang.
After Ma Ji retired, although he rarely appeared in public, many reporters called him every day to interview him. So Ma Ji was annoyed, and when he received the phone call, he used the skills he learned from the basic skills of crosstalk
"Hey, you're looking for Ma Ji, I'm his brother, you have something to tell me, I tell Ma Ji!"
Because Ma Ji was already good at pouring his mouth, so many reporters were really deceived, and the number of phone calls was less.
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="21" > Zhao Weizhou expelled the oboe from the quyi category</h1>
Zhao Weizhou had two of the most legendary things in his life, one of which was to call Master first and then call Father, which made Mr. Zhao Xinmin unhappy for a long time.
There is also a classic joke in the industry, that is, in 2002, Zhao Weizhou participated in the Central Station Cross-Talk Competition for the first time, and even if he did not win the prize, he later answered whether the double reed is a type of music art, and the dog god said that it did not count. As a result, Zhao Weizhou himself locked in the room and shouted:
What's wrong with me?
It is estimated that the failure of the game has accumulated too much mental pressure, and it will be mouthed for a while, but after the mistake, it will be autistic, get rid of the dog's style, and change someone to grab a burden and die without admitting mistakes.