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preface
In recent years, the Olympic Games have become more and more "crazy", and the jokes have become bigger and bigger every year.
Editor|Atropos
No, this year's Paris Olympics haven't started yet, and everyone has already seen a joke, others don't understand it, even their own families don't care about it at all, this Olympics is really not optimistic at all!
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This can't help but remind us of the Summer Olympics and Winter Olympics held in our country, which time was not majestic and beautiful? Directly stunned a group of foreigners!
Some people may ask, why can't the France hold the Olympics well, don't they want to give their country a long face? In fact, this is fundamentally due to the extraordinary "relaxation" of France.
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Hosting the Olympic Games is a good opportunity for a country to show its national style, so why not work hard? But the recent Olympics seem to have a "curse".
That is, it is always "spit out" by netizens all over the world! Do you remember the last Tokyo Olympics, which was so abstract that their own people couldn't stand it, and even Takeshi Kitano, who was regarded as a national treasure by the Japanese, bluntly said that "shame is so shameful that he has no face"!
The Olympics are no exception, and some people have been interviewing their countrymen on the streets and asking what they think of the upcoming Games.
"Not ready at all" "Maybe it will become an international disgrace" This is the evaluation given by the France people, who are busy for the Olympics above, and directly start dismantling the stage below!
However, this one is really not a loss, as for why, just look at it!
Preparations for the Olympics are in full swing here, and there are not enough people, and even the police have to sacrifice their rest time to maintain safety and order, but this will stop the France people.
They began to stage their "traditional arts" again - strike, yes, they went on strike again at this stall, and asked them the reason, because the Paris Olympics were about to start and the number of tourists increased, so they had to work overtime, and the overtime pay was very small!
To put it bluntly, they work more and pay less, and people like them, who are used to relaxation and freedom, directly protest: either don't let you work overtime, or don't increase the pay!
At this point in time, aren't they just waiting for the global public to see their jokes, even if they are not optimistic about this Paris Olympics, they can't "smash the field" like this, don't they have a sense of national honor?
But in the end, Macron really couldn't do anything about them, so he had to take the money to settle the strike and let them go back to work.
In addition, there are a lot of jokes, such as water quality problems, traffic problems, everything is a thing, think about the mainland to host the Olympic Games, who does not feel proud, who does not take the initiative to win glory for the country?
Having said all this, in fact, the protagonists of the Olympic Games have to be athletes, they are the face of a country, and the sportswear worn by athletes shows the cultural heritage of a country.
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No, the sportswear and dresses of athletes from all over the world are freshly baked, which makes mainland netizens shout after watching it, "This is the show!" However, when they saw the dresses of Chinese athletes, netizens turned on the "spit mode".
Let's first take a look at the clothing of the host France, designed by LV's high-end brand, worthy of being the world's famous luxury, a shot is different, the clothing is high-end and atmospheric, the color matching is derived from the France flag, so that the whole person looks very romantic.
Yes, when it comes to France, we have to mention the romantic "fashion capital", this time France is bothered to design various small objects, just talk about medals, it is designed by the founder of Napoleon's royal jeweler high-end brand Chaumet, even the torch box and medal box are designed by LV.
Even the hard-to-find brand Hermes provided riding equipment for the France equestrian team, and this set of operations is simply too bad!
After talking about the host, let's continue to take a look at other countries, the clothes worn by the United States team look American-style, using retro preppy style, relatively simple and neat.
Canada's team uniform color is also from the national flag, and the prints on the clothes are Canada's famous scenery and architecture, which is quite cultural, fashionable and stylish.
The clothing of the Italy athlete is designed by the well-known fashion brand Armani, which is a casual style, the color scheme is relatively dark and stable, and it is also a good outfit.
And Korea next door to us, they have blue suits on the outside and oriental patterns on the inside, I have to say that the design of Korea is good this time.
But when netizens saw our country's costumes, some people began to complain. Our country's team uniform is red on the upper body and white on the lower body, and the cheongsam and Song Dynasty costumes are used to integrate the design, full of Chinese style.
However, some netizens complained that this set is like a hot pot restaurant clerk, if you have a tray in your hand, you will be alive!
Although red is the representative color of the mainland, as soon as it is put together with white, there is a feeling of "Haidilao clerk", which is weird!
And female athletes must also wear high heels, some people complain, do you not consider the comfort of athletes at all, what if the grinding blisters affect the follow-up performance?
However, although the dress is not satisfactory, our sportswear is designed by the national teacher Zhang Yimou, high-end atmosphere without losing comfort, dragon-shaped embroidery and printing, showing the cultural heritage and majestic atmosphere of the mainland everywhere!
This comparison shows that Zhang Yimou's strength is not blown!
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Speaking of the Paris Olympics, one of the "features" that has to be said is the cardboard beds and no air conditioning in the Olympic Village!
The concept of this Olympic Games is environmental protection, even the bed must be paper, take 10,000 steps back and say that this can be endured, then there is no air conditioning can really bear it!
Paris is not a cool place either, some people have surveyed, under the hot weather, Paris is the highest risk of heat stroke in the whole of Europe, and the temperature outside is usually as high as 30 degrees.
This is to win glory for the country, not to suffer, and I don't know what they think, what if the athlete is affected by heat or heat stroke?
In order to solve this problem, our country directly sent 345 air conditioners to our national athletes, and they were generous, completely showing the demeanor of the mainland's great power, which is simply too powerful!
Even the team leader Huo Qigang said: "This is the first time I have seen the Olympic Games with air conditioning." "I guess everyone is speechless about this "self-help" Olympics!
France athletes definitely don't need air conditioning, I don't know how it feels if they sweat on the field and go back to the house to sweat?
epilogue
The opening of this Olympic Games is imminent, although there are frequent jokes, but we still silently support it, especially our national athletes, I hope they can achieve good results, win glory for the country, come on, Chinese athletes!
Seeing this, what do you think of the Paris Olympics? Welcome to actively leave a message in the comment area to discuss.
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