#长文创作激励计划#
"Look, my lord, it's out, it's out," Yuan Jinxia pointed excitedly, if it wasn't for Lu Yi pressing, it is estimated that he would have jumped down a long time ago.
The dignified Jinyi guard commanded Lu Yi, and for the first time, he hid on the roof of someone else's house to watch the excitement, and he had to always be on guard against Mrs. Lu, who was mischievous around him.
"My lord, quick, let's go to the backyard too," Yuan Jinxia watched the Lu family's father and son walk towards the backyard, urging constantly.
"What's the hurry?" Lu Yi laughed softly, "This is in someone else's house, so curious?" ”
"Of course, don't you want to see it? Hurry up, what if the vicious dog wakes up in a while? ”
"You still can't trust your predecessors?"
"Uncle's medicine must be fine, but the vicious dog is strong and strong, and he is not afraid of 10,000, just in case."
"Madame is too worried," Lu Yi saw that no one was moving in the courtyard, so he grabbed Yuan Jinxia's waist and reached the roof of the backyard in a few leaps.
"My lord, this is the best view," the two squatted down and watched as the Lu family father and son entered the room.
"Don't make a sound, just watch," Lu Yi told again.
"It's not that it's strange, you can't believe me, I'm very experienced in pretending to be a ghost," Yuan Jinxia muttered while looking around, "Huh? Why didn't Cen Fu and Yang Yue show up yet? ”
Lu Yi said with a smile, "To pretend to be a ghost is to have the appearance of a ghost, what does it mean to be 'ghostly'?" How can it be said that it appears when it appears? ”
"Adults are so naughty?" Yuan Jinxia's big eyes turned around twice, looked at Lu Yi and asked, "Why don't you go and play?" ”
Lu Yi raised his eyebrows and said with a smile, "Where is it fun?" ”
"Anyway, I think it's ......" Yuan Jinxia didn't finish speaking, but he felt that something white flashed, and it was particularly dazzling in the dark night, and he gasped unconsciously and grabbed Lu Yi's arm tightly.
Lu Yi took the person in his arms and whispered, "Don't be afraid! ”
He ...... They ......" Yuan Jinxia's eyes widened in horror, "My lord, do you want to pretend to be so scary?" Such a long hair was scattered, and such a long white robe was dangling...... "Yuan Jinxia took a closer look at it through the light, and was so frightened that he hugged Lu Yi tightly with both hands, "Big ...... My lord, why did they wipe so much 'blood' on their heads and faces? ”
Cen Fu and Yang Yue were dangling in front of the window, and their mouths were still making a sound of "sizzle~sizzle~". Lu Yi covered Yuan Jinxia's eyes with one hand, and was about to speak, when suddenly two screams came from inside the house, Yuan Jinxia was scared and wanted to see it, so he picked up Lu Yi's fingers and secretly aimed at them from between his fingers.
Lu Yi smiled, "How about pretending to be a ghost when you were young?" Still think it's fun? ”
"Don't be joking, adults," Yuan Jinxia still hugged Lu Yi tightly, "I'm just a child's game." ”
Lu Yi asked softly, "Then do you want to continue watching?" ”
Yuan Jinxia brushed aside Lu Yi's hand, "Huh? What about people? ”
"You should ask, what about 'ghosts'?" Lu Yi said with a smile, "Ghosts naturally come and go without a trace, and the main task today is to scare those subordinates and those three aunts." ”
"My lord~ I still want to go and see."
"Not afraid?"
"Don't be afraid, there are adults, besides, it's just pretending, don't be afraid."
It was night, and the courtyard of the Lu family was very lively. The people ran around the yard howling in circles.
"Oh my God, the devil is here again!"
"Why don't you have a face? Could it be that the faceless monster has changed? I've heard that faceless monsters specialize in eating people. ”
"What's that on your face? Blood! Hurry up, latte hit him. ”
"You don't want to die? Not running yet? ”
……
Cen Fu and Yang Yue made a "sizzle~sizzle~" sound from their mouths, chasing everyone at the same time, even so, the subordinates were just hiding everywhere. Cen Fu simply caught up with a subordinate who was about to drill into the dog hole, a vertical leap, throwing the person in the air, Yang Yue jumped up closely, and sent the person to the wall with his hand, Cen Fu turned over and flashed, and he heard a scream of "Ah ......", and the next person disappeared. The others stared at the frightened eyes, and in an instant, as if they had been cast a spell, they did not dare to move, and then ......they all fell down.
Yuan Jinxia covered his mouth, also stunned, and said after a while, "My lord, those subordinates are not at fault, isn't this too cruel?" ”
"It's just that I'm scared and fainted, or maybe it's pretended, Cen Fu and Da Yang know how to measure, and the one outside the wall is just fainting, and Cen Fu will naturally take him away for placement in a while."
Yuan Jinxia patted his chest, and then breathed a sigh of relief, "My lord, do you say those subordinates will leave?" ”
"What do you think?"
"If it were me, I would have to run as hard as I could, who would want to do things in this haunted house?"
"There's more lively, you see," Yuan Jinxia looked in the direction of Lu Yi's finger, "Oh my God, I can't see it, Cen Fu and Da Yang still have this ability, it's just that the posture is a little ugly." ”
"It's just a ghost, what do you want to look good? It's not dancing," Lu Yi said with a smile, "Do you want to go over and have a look?" ”
Yuan Jinxia nodded.
Lu Yi took Yuan Jinxia to jump onto the roof of the residence of the three aunts, lifted a few tiles and looked into the house, only to see the three aunts and wives hugging each other, huddled together, their little faces were pale, and their bodies were like sifting chaff.
"My lord, they are so bold that they are not scared."
"They eat, drink, and have fun all day long, drunk and dreaming of death, and they don't even have a sense of awe, and if they don't take a dose of cruel medicine, I'm afraid they won't be able to drive them away."
"Your Excellency already has a plan?"
Lu Yi shook his head, "I'm just like you, just watching the excitement." ”
"That ......" Yuan Jinxia was about to continue, when he suddenly heard the sound of breaking the door, and two white shadows appeared "on the ground", his face was blurred with flesh and blood, and he couldn't see his facial features clearly, opening his teeth and dancing his claws, stretching out his long tongue and slowly moving towards the three aunts......
Rao is Lu Yi, who has seen strong winds and waves, also blinked his eyes in horror, and subconsciously hugged Yuan Jinxia tightly to cover Yuan Jinxia's eyes. Yuan Jinxia couldn't see it, but he could hear it, and after a few screams, he regained his calm. After Lu Yi let go of his hand, the white shadow was gone, and he saw the three aunts lying on the ground with blood all over their bodies.
"Kill...... Killed? "Yuan can't speak this summer.
"Illusion," Lu Yi felt that he couldn't watch it anymore, and tonight's play was over, so he hugged people and left the Lu family in a few leaps.
Lu Mansion, study.
Cen Fu had already changed his clothes, finished washing, and stood in the study waiting to report the situation to Lu Yi, with a slightly arrogant look on his face.
Lu Yi and Yuan Jinxia walked in one after the other. Lu Yi walked straight to the desk and sat down, Yuan Jinxia circled around Cen Fu incredibly, "Okay, you Cen Xiaoer, I can't see that you still have this ability." ”
Cen Fu pursed his lips and immediately changed his aggrieved expression.
"What? You made a big fuss about others, and you are still wronged? ”
"No, Mrs. Sister-in-law, didn't you say that you won't call me Cen Xiaoer anymore?"
"Are you afraid that someone will hear a joke about you?" Yuan Jinxia smiled, "Ying'er has known for a long time, I told her." ”
When Cen Fu heard Ying'er, he immediately blushed.
"How did you and Da Yang come up with the idea? Is it red paint on the head and face? The three aunts are also sprinkled with red paint? Yuan Jinxia was still very curious, and asked a lot of questions.
Cen Fu touched his head, "Hehe" laughed twice, and then said, "Those three aunts' wives, originally wanted to use red paint, Ying'er said, in case one of them sees it after sobering up, isn't it missing the stuffing?" It's better to use chicken blood, it's hard to distinguish when ordinary people are panicked, Yang Yue and I use red paint. ”
"I see," Yuan Jinxia satisfied his curiosity, and suddenly stared at Cen Fu with round eyes, "What did you just say?" Ying'er's idea for you? ”
Cen Fu was a little embarrassed and nodded.
"You actually told Ying'er about this kind of thing? Aren't you worried that she'll be scared? ”
Cen Fu smiled, "She's curious, she must ask, I don't think she can see it, and it doesn't matter if you tell her." ”
"But I saw it," Yuan Jinxia reflexively walked towards Lu Yi and said aggrievedly, "My lord~ Cen Fu and Da Yang's ghost looks are too scary. ”
Lu Yi couldn't help but smile and comforted, "Don't be afraid, I'll punish Cen Fu to copy the book in a while, just copy the Book of Poetry, thick." ”
"Okay, punish him for copying three times," Yuan Jinxia turned his head and looked at Cen Fu playfully, triumphant.
Cen Fu let out a howl in his heart, crying and mourning, and begged, "My lord, don't you? Tomorrow, I will go to the Lu family to pretend to be a ghost, and my arm will hurt when I am tired of copying books, which will affect my performance. ”
Lu Yi looked at Cen Fu's bitter face, his expression was like when he was naughty when he was a child, and he couldn't help but smile.
Yuan Jinxia gloated and smiled, "Cen Fu, don't pretend to be pitiful in front of adults, how can adults be so easy to fool?" ”
Cen Fu pursed his lips, and his pitiful appearance was like an angry little daughter-in-law.
"Adults always say that Cen Fu is an honest and honest person, I don't think it's very similar."
Cen Fu didn't know why, and said in his heart, "Why did you say that the style of painting has changed?" Why am I not honest? ”
"People tell Ying'er everything now, where are the adults in their eyes?"
Lu Yi held Yuan Jinxia's hand and squeezed it gently, still smiling.
Cen Fu couldn't argue, and he felt that it was inappropriate to say something, so he opened his mouth and closed it again.
"Look, my lord, he's too lazy to talk to you?"
Lu Yi smiled dotingly, "If you want to ask, just be direct, the agitation method doesn't work for him, you haven't seen him like that, aren't you afraid that he will turn back into wood?" ”
Yuan Jinxia looked at Cen Fu and laughed, "Cen Fu, tease you, I just want to know, how are you and Ying'er?" Do you like her in your heart? ”
When Cen Fu heard Yuan Jinxia ask about Ying'er again, he immediately blushed, and he didn't say a word for a long time.
"Forget it, don't you say that I and the adults also understand," Yuan Jinxia disliked, and Lu Yi was even more disgusted, "I'm right, right?" The critical moment is still a piece of wood. ”
"Don't worry, my lord, with me, as soon as this case is over, I will handle the two of them."
Cen Fu was even more embarrassed, turned around and wanted to escape, but was stopped by Yuan Jinxia, "Cen Fu, the adult said that you should be punished for copying the book three times, I think you should be punished ten times, so it's decided." ”
Cen Fu looked at Lu Yi aggrievedly, "Really...... Punishment? My lord? ”
Lu Yi didn't speak, just laughed, Yuan Jinxia was triumphant, shook Lu Yi's arm and said, "My lord agrees, okay, I'll play the ghost tomorrow." ”
Cen Fu then understood that he dared to calculate this matter, so he muttered in a low voice, "I can't go up to the second floor, is I pretending to be a ghost to scare others or bluffing myself?" ”
"What did you say?" When Yuan Jinxia heard this, he reached out and took the inkstone on the case and smashed it at Cen Fu.
Cen Fu opened the door and ran. Lu Yi held the person down and said with a smile, "My inkstone is worth a fortune." ”
"My lord, didn't you hear Cen Fu laughing at me?"
"Didn't you punish him for copying the book ten times? Still not angry? ”
"It's just talking, where is the adult willing to punish him?"
"Oh, why does this study smell of vinegar today? It can't be that Uncle Chen overturned the vinegar jar while cooking today, right? ”
"Adults laugh at me too? I hate it," Yuan Jinxia smiled and threw himself into Lu Yi's arms.