Yesterday I took the train, sleeper, there were very few people, and a girl sang with headphones on, which was hard to hear. I shouted: Beauty, stop singing, let me sleep for a while, okay? This girl looked at me in a daze for a moment, and replied: Okay, then you can come up. I...
Just in the subway station, I saw a strong man and a little white face holding hands and walking out of the carriage. The strong man's expression is resolute and he has no hesitation; The little white face follows in the same direction, like a bird. Tsk, the years of burning feelings! I followed it and took a look, it turned out that it was plainclothes who caught a thief。。。。。。
Yesterday morning, I had an uncomfortable stomach, I was too lazy to go to the toilet, and I was still holding back until I went to work~~ I sneezed. I don't want to live anymore!! I'm a girl!!
I went downstairs to throw out the garbage, a small dog rushed up, viciously thought it was going to bite me, I ran around the circle, the woman next to me shouted to stop the dog, the dog leash in my hand successfully tripped me, I tripped her again. And then... It's just two people rolling together, quietly watching the puppy pull the chicken leg bones in the garbage...
When I went to open a room with my new girlfriend, and when I took out my ID card in the hall to register, I looked at my girlfriend's resentful eyes and quietly explained to her: "My membership is for the convenience of the future..." The room opener said. I....
My wife is 7 months pregnant, and she said to me after knowing that she was pregnant with a boy: Husband, husband, now I have everything you have......
My son was born, I went to the master to tell my son's fate, and the master said, Your son, you are the second generation of rich when you go out, I smiled secretly, alas, master, I am so low-key, how do you know that I am so rich? The master said, "I didn't say you're rich."
My boyfriend spent the night at my house for the first time, because he was about to get married, so he lived in my room, and as soon as we lay down, my boyfriend couldn't bear it anymore and kissed me directly on the lips. My boyfriend asked me, "Honey, can you continue?" "It's okay, I shouldn't be coming in" Just as I was getting to the point, the old lady knocked on my door and asked: Do you have a set, do you want me to lend you one? I.......
"If you suspect that he is having an affair, all the details will indicate that he is having an affair, and even if you overturn them one by one, you will still doubt his loyalty."
My daughter-in-law told me to quit smoking, and I said that quitting smoking was like quitting a woman, and my daughter-in-law said, I didn't see you come once an hour or two.