I went into the women's toilet again today, this is the first time I can't remember how many times, I remember the first time I was a little nervous and excited, now there is no pressure, I feel very relaxed. My sister sometimes smiles when she sees me, and the trust between people is back! "Big brother, haven't you finished cleaning, I can't hold it anymore"
People, there are four things that must be thrown away: meaningless drinking parties...... Someone who doesn't love you...... Look down on your friends...... Hypocritical relatives...... There are four things that must be possessed: the self-confidence that grows on the face, the kindness that grows in the heart, the backbone that melts into the blood, and the strength engraved in life!
At dinner, my sister-in-law pulled a plastic stool, and as soon as I sat on it, I heard a "click" sound, my leg was broken, my sister-in-law was thrown to the ground, and my brother's tears of laughter flowed out: How many times have I told you to lose weight, but I just didn't listen...... "snap" My brother slapped my mother before he finished speaking: What did the bear thing say, I would have let you throw this bad stool a long time ago and just don't listen, and I want to break my daughter-in-law, I'm not done with you
When I graduated from college, I took a lot of photos with my female classmates and didn't process them, and then my current girlfriend studied photography. She was bored today and found the graduation photo on my computer, and she processed one with her hand, and the girls were very beautiful after processing it...... And then she dealt with it and got angry and got angry and got angry...... Finally got up and beat me, I ......... Wrong!
At the meeting in the afternoon, I saw Xiao Li's face next to me was strange, so I said with concern: Xiao Li, we are colleagues, comrades-in-arms in the same trench, if there are any difficulties, everyone will share them together, don't hold back. Xiao Li looked at me, nodded thoughtfully, and then let out a fart! In the end, Xiao Li smiled comfortably...
I have been using my phone for more than three years and feel that I can't keep up with the trend, so I asked my wife to change it. My wife said, "If you want to change it, you can change it in one step." I was pleasantly surprised when I heard it, but my wife said, "Give you a new old man's machine!" ”
The egg is so big, only I moved a particularly large piece, and the teacher threw it directly, so that there was a shadow in my heart for many years, what was wrong with me, it was you who said to pick up what you liked, and there was no size specified
The little boy grabbed the bread and ran, and the boss chased him out with a stick: "Rabbit cub, don't learn well, dare to steal Lao Tzu's things, see if I don't break your dog's leg today..." Under the Yangmeidu Bridge, the little boy put the bread in the bowl, and then pushed the old man lying on the ground: "Get up and eat bread, when you are full, you will have the strength to find your son..." The raised stick fell on the cement slab with a crisp sound...
Me: What do you love about that man? Girlfriend: What if I just love him? Me: You said that a man in his thirties doesn't work all day and reaches out to his parents to ask for money, what do you like about such a man? Girlfriend: You don't understand, the life of the rich second generation is like this.....
Last night, I had a lot of time to change my son's diapers, and I felt like I was going to overflow, so I said to my wife: at least one pound, lose. How about winning five hundred??? …… My wife didn't believe me, so I wrung out my son's urine and used a paper cup to ...... When I took two cups, my neighbor Xiao Liu's daughter-in-law came to my wife and was surprised to see my urine in the diapers: You drink the baby's urine?? …… I...... Ahem, would you like a drink?! ……