目录
"Lie down seriously, Buddhist palace fight"
"The gossip was heard by Qin Shi Huang's ministers"
"The Dead Queen Was Forced to Ascend the Throne (Infrastructure)"
"Salted Fish Forced to Struggle Daily"
"Salted Fish Princess Volume King Horse Daily"
《认真躺平，佛系宫斗》
Author: Chang Qiao
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I worked too hard in my last life, and I lay flat in this life.
Once crossed over and became a harem concubine, Qi Daiyu sorted out her own situation:
Medium-sized, rich and house-rich.
Not favored, weak and harmless.
Infertility, eating melons and watching plays.
Well? Isn't this a winner in life?
Except for one that may cause the whole family to lose their heads if they are not careful, being a concubine is simply the most suitable profession to lie flat until retirement.
Qi Daiyu, who is lying flat, don't be too happy to eat, drink and have fun every day, but the days are a little boring.
Fortunately, I have my phone in hand.
Watch dramas, chase fans, and read novels.
Canyon, mahjong, fight landlords.
Occasionally, you can order a takeout.
It's a good day!
《八卦心声被秦始皇君臣听见了》
Artist: Hirotsuki Fuji
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In the twenty-ninth year of the reign of King Qin, the scene of Bolangsha's assassination.
Qin Shi Huang and his courtiers heard a loud and uproarous voice.
[There was really an attack by Bolangsha, what about Zhang Liang, did he run away? ] Qin Shi Huang really wasn't hurt? …………】
[Hey, why haven't you come out yet? Call me Kangkang, is Qin Shi Huang really the same as written in the book, a mung bean-eyed chicken breast and hypochondriasis? 】
In an instant, everyone turned their eyes to Zhao Yu, and Zhao Yu, who was greeted by so many people, had a clear gaze, like a little fool who had just entered the WTO.
But his heart was in: [Ahhhh 】
Shen Xian?
Ying Zheng's gaze froze fiercely, pointed at Zhao Yu and said, "Go and bring him over." ”
After bringing Zhao Yu with him, Ying Zheng's daily trip to the east this time became ---
[Qin Shi Huang is actually not a chicken breast and hypochondriasis, but a charming ancestor with a height of one meter nine and wide shoulders and a thin waist, handsome and mighty aura, and two meters eight. But......
--- came to Kangkang Li Cheng Xiang Anecdote, the dignified prime minister turned out to be a mouse observer, and when he went to the toilet, he saw a mouse and said...... Scooping rice for cooking, he saw the rat and said...... Eh, no, why are there rats in the toilet of Prime Minister Li's house, and do his rats live by eating?
---General Mengtian is quite gentle, but the roast chicken I gave me is super unpalatable, and I don't know why Boss Qin can eat it? Hey, he ended up miserable, and was finally ordered by Zhao Gao to commit suicide? Oh he didn't do it, but, hey......
--- he is Zhao Gao? He looks good, no, he has the same name as my brother, he can't be a person, right? Don't panic, tell me to see his deeds. The greatest achievement in life is dune abalone and fingering deer as a horse, what is dune abalone? Hiss...... Referring to the deer as a horse, so talented...... Finally, I hope he's not my brother.
--- to Langya, the scenery is really good, there is a disciple named Xu Fu who asked to talk about immortals? Xu Fu, this name is so familiar, I seem to have seen it in that book. Wow, it turned out to be the first big fool in the ages, and told the first emperor that he could help him go to Xianshan to find the immortal fruit? There is really an immortal fruit, and it is said that a sniff can increase longevity for 3,000 years, and the longevity fruit that is as soft as a cake and sweet as honey is actually ......]
Ying Zheng: Why didn't you say it?
Zhao Gao: Why didn't you say it?
Meng Tian: Why didn't you say it?
Lees: Why didn't you say that?
We're going to hear it!
《亡国皇后被迫登基（基建）》
Author: Painting Sanchun
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In the third year of the last days, Chu Yunjiao died of famine.
When she opened her eyes again, she dressed as the queen of the dead country in the book.
Good news: Although the queen is not favored, she holds the power of the palace and has no worries about food and clothing.
The bad news: Five years later, the rebels broke the city, and the queen did not escape death, and was hanged at the city gate and starved to death.
Before Chu Yunjiao had time to enjoy some wealth, she hurriedly used the skills she had cultivated from the last days to hoard goods and live for a living, hoarding money, food, and talents.
She knows how to prevent problems before they happen.
Hoarding grain and fields to prevent hunger and cold, hoarding sea merchants for gold and silver.
Hoard doctors to prevent diseases, and hoard martial artists as guards.
Along the way, scholars, craftsmen, merchants, and so on were also recruited.
Five years have passed.
The harem concubines were headed by her.
Crops were planted from the capital to the northwest, and nearly 10,000 warehouses of grain were hoarded.
The maritime merchants brought back countless treasures and high-yielding crops of sweet potatoes and artichokes.
The doctor developed hemp boiling powder, and the craftsman invented fine iron armor.
Even the merchants spontaneously opened up the trade routes of the Western Regions.
The warehouse is abundant, everything is ready, and only the last one is left to abandon the city and flee.
The rebels arrived as scheduled.
The leader of the rebel army, who was in the lead, was very familiar.
Chu Yunyi: "......" is a bit like Pei Heyu, the son of King Qin who she has raised for five years.
Look at the sweet potato hemp that was tied to the waist by the rebels and wore on the body.
Chu Yunwaist: "......" seems to have something wrong.
In front of everyone's eyes, I saw the cold-hearted and majestic rebel leader turn around and dismount, kneel to her feet, and bow down: "Please Your Highness ascend the throne-"
After him, tens of thousands of rebels knelt down in unison and begged the queen to ascend the throne.
Chu Yunyi: "......" rebels are actually me?
The empress ascended the throne and the whole country celebrated.
But no one knows the distortion and paranoia in Pei Heyu's heart.
On the surface, he is a general who is deeply relied on by His Majesty.
In private, he pretended to be a pitiful actor, a court attendant, and even a man from a Qinglou......
Pei Heyu didn't dare to ask for the back position, and only dared to ask his majesty to summon him twice more in the shadows.
He knew that his majesty did not like the founding general of the wolf son's ambition, but he cared a lot for the poor and weak prince of Qin......
《咸鱼被迫奋斗日常》作者: 瞄酒
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Yu Qing accidentally went to a strange dynasty and became the emperor's cousin.
Maybe he didn't wear it the right way, his father went on the expedition on behalf of his father and died. The aunts in the palace rolled up the money and ran away, leaving only orphans and widows to live in the huge palace.
He had to earn money to support his family.
It's just that his eldest brother is naughty and mischievous, and his second sister is hypocritical and crying.
Yu Qing felt that there was nothing that could not be solved by one beating, and if one meal did not work, he would fight twice.
Seeing that his younger siblings are on the right track, and the family's savings are getting more and more abundant, Yu Qing feels that if he teaches his eldest brother again, he can retire and live a salted fish life.
However, his father, who had already died on the battlefield, returned.
Yuwen Tuo was forced to a dead end by the old emperor, he took his brothers to rebel, and after he ascended the throne, he sent people from all sides to find his lost wife and children, but when he found them.
The first time he walked to the door, he was sent away by his daughter as a flower.
When he came for the second time, he was taken as a liar by his youngest son and blasted away.
The third time, he was beaten away with a stick by his sister-in-law.
The fourth time he learned to be smart, he took the civil and military officials, and the holy decree directly killed him, he still didn't believe it, and this time they could still get rid of him.
However, Mrs. Hou, who was once soft and weak, actually stood at the door with a ring ruler waiting for him.
《咸鱼公主卷王驸马日常》
Author: Yuan Cheng Yanagi
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Fu Shan crossed into a princess of a country, and I heard that she was an adopted daughter who was not welcomed, and she was a straw bale. In order to set up a gold-lettered signboard for the orphans of meritorious heroes, the royal family gave her a small remote fief.
She had heart disease in her previous life, she loved her heart and was afraid of hardship and tiredness, and the management of the fief was complicated and complicated, and the fief could not pay enough tribute, so she might not have a fiefdom~ So in order to solve the problem, she caught a strong man from local materials.
The unlucky strong man is a horse who was originally forcibly married. Li Nantang was born in the cold, but he has the talent to go through the heavens and latitudes, and he thought that the head cantilever cone thorn stock could finally show his skills in the court, and he was favored by the princess of Hao Se as a colt at a glance. Li Nantang hated her to death, and also hated the nominal matchmaker, and frantically participated in the impeachment of the matchmaker prime minister every day. Prime minister:...... Next time, I won't be a matchmaker again, it's easy to provoke a madman~
Fu Shan encountered a problem, so he summoned the resentful Li Nantang and began to draw a big cake for him: You don't have to be angry, you are so reluctant, it is better for us to make a deal. I don't touch you, I spend money to hire you to manage the fiefdom, manage it well, train a group of my subordinates, and give you a lot of money after a year, and I will recommend you to be a high-ranking official, how about it?
How much?
You decide.
Ten thousand taels!
I'll give you twenty thousand.
Li Nantang: ......
Fu Shan began to sleep, eat, drink and have fun, and did nothing, Li Nantang gritted his teeth and worked hard, getting up earlier than the chicken, sleeping later than the dog, and doing more than the donkey.
A year later, the fiefdom was thriving, and Fu Shan was very satisfied and ready to see him off.
Li Nantang: Are you satisfied? Unpromising!
Fu Shan: ......
On the obsession with perfection obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Later, in just a few years, after the change of three dynasties, the magnates seemed to have been screened through a sieve over and over again, and the two people who were "tired of each other" at the beginning actually supported each other to the end. Li Nantang was made the emperor by Zen, forcing Queen Fu to continue to sleep, sleep, eat, drink and have fun, and shamelessly helped her sleep.
So when the courtiers often heard the emperor say a sentence: I was born in Princess Fu'an's mansion, and the princess's eyes are like torches......
Fu Shan: This must be sarcasm.
Qunchen: Okay, you've shown it a hundred times, who doesn't know?