Koreans have always had a wall-like face.
In their eyes, Confucius is theirs, the Dragon Boat Festival is theirs, and the dragon boat race is theirs, and it feels like all of China will be theirs soon.
Moreover, Koreans are also very confident that they will not accept anything you say, and they will always maintain the so-called decency and dignity in their fantasy world.
But in fact, to uncover their false self-esteem is very simple, just one sentence:
"You can't afford to eat watermelon."
It will be possible for all Koreans to put on a mask of pain, and then open their eyes and start arguing:
"You can't afford to eat meticulously, you can't afford to eat carefully, you can't afford to eat carefully... Can civilized people be unaffordable? ”
Difficult words such as "watermelon is dignified" and "watermelon rind is a delicious ingredient" attracted laughter from all over the country, and the whole country was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
This is understandable, after all, in South Korea, even watermelon rinds can appear on supermarket shelves.
And if I'm not mistaken, it says 20 yuan, and it's 20 yuan...
If you think that Koreans buy watermelon rinds to set up traps to prevent thieves from entering their homes, you are mistaken, they want to make watermelon rinds into their favorite delicacy - kimchi!
It can be seen that Koreans really love watermelon and kimchi, so watermelon skin kimchi should be the favorite food of Koreans, I suggest that it be included in the list of world intangible cultural heritage, this thing Chinese promise not to fight with them.
What's even more unbearable is that a Korean netizen actually complained on the Internet, saying that Chinese eat watermelon and only eat clumps, which is simply a violent thing.
Immediately, there were Korean netizens who posted and said: Poor Chinese netizens, they never know the deliciousness of watermelon rind.
There are also Korean netizens who said that laughing to death, Chinese don't even know that the skin can be eaten, right?
Well... How so? In the eyes of the Chinese, anything has to be tasted and tried, but if this thing does not appear in the Chinese recipe, there are basically two reasons, either it is poisonous and cannot be eaten, or it is really unpalatable.
What category do you think watermelon rinds belong to?
If this thing is delicious, our ancestors will not dispose of it as garbage.
And subsequently, the counterattack of Chinese netizens made Korean netizens break the big defense!
A Chinese netizen posted a video saying:
The watermelons in Xinjiang are two yuan each, and you can pick them at will.
And it's not that little watermelon, it's the following:
It is estimated that Koreans will say: pose for a photo! Pure posing! It's fake, it's sci-fi!
How could there be such a cheap in the world! So red! Such a delicious watermelon?
After all, even the watermelon eaten by former South Korean President Moon Jae-in is like this, it is said that it is a watermelon specially eaten for diabetics.
I'm sorry, but watermelons like this are collectively referred to as "raw melon eggs" in our world.
Not to mention that we don't eat it, even when it is used as feed, there is a suspicion of animal cruelty.
In our place, even if it is a watermelon fed to pigs, it must meet this standard, otherwise the pigs will not eat it.
These pigs were also raised to have their mouths dirty, and they didn't even eat the watermelon skin, the national dish of South Korea! It's just the opposite! How disrespectful are Koreans?
Some netizens shouted on the Internet: Korean friends are really sorry, otherwise pack these skins and send them to you, don't worry that we don't need money, but you have to pay for postage, after all, postage is more expensive than watermelon.
And the scene of watermelon feeding pigs made Korean netizens completely break their defenses, and bluntly said that they felt insulting them.
Well... Anyway, we didn't expect that such a small thing could make you jump so much.
Although the watermelon is delicious, it has to be dealt with if there are too many watermelons, and feeding the pigs is better than rotting it.
Of course, many Chinese netizens are still hospitable, if Koreans come, they must let them eat all-you-can-eat, not to mention more, three or five watermelons are still not a problem.
After all, we are not like some canteens, just two more pieces of meat, and we were notified and criticized.
Doesn't South Korea boast that Confucius and the Analects are theirs all day long?
"It is a pleasure to have friends from afar." Why haven't you learned the truth?
Instead, it has become "a friend who comes from afar and eats more meat." ”
It is really a vivid interpretation of "small country and widows" and "small family spirit".
Of course, if you can be strict with yourself, we can still admire you.
As a result, during the Beijing Winter Olympics, the South Korean sports team directly emptied the watermelons in the canteen, and was complained and reported by Japanese athletes.
This news simply laughed off our big teeth, it seems that watermelons are quite scarce in Japan, and I reported it for this matter.
In his own home, he is careful about foreigners, and he is doing bandit acts in foreign countries, you can see how anxious the Japanese team is.
Other people's athletes greet each other: How many medals did you win today?
The athletes of the Korean team met with the following: How many pieces did you take today... Watermelon?
Well, it can be regarded as Chinese wool in disguise.
However, we are not like you, who report criticism everywhere, we directly fill up for you, eat as much as you want, this is the demeanor of a great country!
It is estimated that the South Koreans would never have dreamed that it was not an atomic bomb or a missile that defeated them, but a small watermelon.
And the Chinese estimate that it is difficult to imagine that Koreans are so honey and confident, and they can be cheeky about anything, but they can't let go of this little watermelon.
What do you think about the love-hate relationship between Koreans and watermelons, welcome to talk about it in the comment area.
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