Don't peek at the homework of primary school students, the teacher laughed and his hands trembled, netizens: What is the truth that the child is talking nonsense

Cuckoo Mom

2024-07-06 20:31Posted in Hunan Parenting Creators

A friend of mine, who is a Chinese teacher in a primary school, told me that don't peek at your child's homework, your hands will tremble with laughter.

I've also seen a lot of parents posting their children's homework on the Internet, and it's really interesting.

For example, the following child writes about his homeroom teacher.

The head teacher is the person who worries the most in this world. Children are really sensible and know that teachers are not easy.

The teacher didn't be busy being moved, and his next sentence began to pierce his heart: "People are not old yet, and their heads are bald first." ”

The child is not only honest, but he also observes very carefully: "His hair, on his clothes, on the podium, in our homework book, is not on his head." ”

I have to say that the Chinese teacher really teaches well, and I see how much this child writes with a sense of picture. In just a few words, the teacher's tall and mighty glorious image is vividly displayed.

Especially in the last sentence, he also knows how to sublimate the theme and raise the teacher's hairstyle to another level: "When the wind blows, the head is bald." ”

Netizens laughed so much that they covered their faces, child, what are you talking nonsense about.

If the child above is subtle, then the one below is too straightforward and doesn't know how to be restrained at all.

Let him use "again...... ...... again", he finally said the words that he had been holding back for a long time - my teacher was short and fat.

There is also the following child, but he has a chance, and he can finally say what is in his heart.

Imitate the sentence with "in the end", how much does it weigh for someone else to be an elephant? He said in astonishment: "What the hell am I doing with my homework?" ”

What to play when raising the national flag? How do we do that?

This child's brain circuit is amazing, and the answer is breathtaking!

Mom pointed to the blank space and asked, what day by day?

Next, she heard something that surprised her: "The month passed day by day." "Mom, don't be impulsive, maybe in the world of children, their time unit is different from ours.

Regarding the formation of related words and sentences, the children have learned it perfectly.

No, good Uncle Wang, under the child's pen, through tenacious learning, he was finally paralyzed.

Uncle Wang: Listen to me, thank you.

A "boss" wind not only blows through the world of young people, but also blows to children.

Use "Xiaohong", "friend", "me", "is" to form a sentence.

I saw him standing on the ground with his feet crossed, supporting the wall with his left hand, brushing the wisps of bangs on his sideburns with his right hand, and then slowly raised his head, opened his unruly eyes, and slowly said, Friend, Xiaohong is mine.

Write sentences in the same way, and the mountain stone is like an eagle with wings ready to fly. Such a meaningful and powerful sentence, see how our children will imitate it?

Mom is in his pen, lifelike. Sure enough, there was no beating, it was in vain.

Ah, what a painful realization~

Some children accurately captured the image of their mothers, and some children accurately captured their mother's voice. For example, the following one.

I don't know if Mom is in a hurry or not, but I'm a little anxious for you.

If you ask your child, do you want your parents to give you a brother or sister? Most children will answer, no.

Why?

This kid has spoken the hearts of countless people, and he is so domineering!

There is a legend described in the assignment, do you see the wish that this legend wants to express?

The child replied impatiently and saw it!

Because I can sharpen my pencil myself, the teacher will give me 100 points.

Teacher: You think beautifully!

Looking at the picture to add sentences, the tug-of-war competition began, and the students were all gearing up, and some ...... Some...... Some......

The classmate replied that some were men. Well, I can see it.

Some are women. Well, I can see it too.

Others, I don't know if it's a man or a woman.

What?

Come, come, son, tell me, where is the guy who doesn't know if it's a man or a woman? It was an eye-opener for me.

The question asks, are people forced to do everything in a hurry?

I guess so......

Wait! One of the children stood up, and he shook his head firmly: math problems probably won't work.

Talent!

The children's ideas are wild, but they tell the truth, which makes people laugh and cry.

How many of the above homework did you smile at?

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