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France, what a poor ghost empire! With less than 30 days to go until the Olympics, it continues to rot

You don't find that once upon a time, we envied the country, and now we start to think it's poor. Especially the Paris Olympics, in our opinion, is a down-and-out aristocracy to hold a banquet, use a lot of luxuries, and want to regain the glory of the past, but the result is a poverty that cannot be concealed.

The Olympic medal was designed by Chaumet Paris, a luxury jewel, and this brand once designed a scepter for Napoleon's accession to the throne, but this gold medal is gold with copper, and copper with iron.

France, what a poor ghost empire! With less than 30 days to go until the Olympics, it continues to rot
France, what a poor ghost empire! With less than 30 days to go until the Olympics, it continues to rot

Olympic medal boxes and torch boxes, that must be extravagant, LV's, whether there is a row of noodles, carry it to the father-in-law's house, can you move the chopsticks first. As a result, the Paris Mint, which made the Olympic medals, went on strike, and if it wanted to start work, it had to add money.

France, what a poor ghost empire! With less than 30 days to go until the Olympics, it continues to rot
France, what a poor ghost empire! With less than 30 days to go until the Olympics, it continues to rot

In order to allow athletes to enjoy the competition, even the uniforms are designed by Pigalle and produced by Le Caque, and the embroidery on the clothes is made by Chanel, which is a whole luxury.

France, what a poor ghost empire! With less than 30 days to go until the Olympics, it continues to rot

As a result, it gave the athletes to sleep on cardboard beds, and it said that the cardboard beds we made were particular about it, and it had to be cardboard. The room is not air-conditioned, but he said, although I don't install air conditioning, but you can install it yourself, you have to add money!

France, what a poor ghost empire! With less than 30 days to go until the Olympics, it continues to rot

The wine of the Paris Olympics is Hennessy, but the swimming competition venue has poop, and 1.4 billion euros have been invested in the governance of the Seine, and the more it is managed, the more poop there is, oh, it turns out that the French people are dissatisfied with the government, so they decided to give the whole world a large, collective poop in the Seine.

The dress for the opening ceremony of the Paris Olympics was that of the luxury brand Berluti, and as a result, the opening ceremony was sloppy. The opening ceremony was planned to be held outdoors in Paris, and the athletes were warmly welcomed by the crowd in boats under the gentle breeze along the way, and 400,000 people lined up on both sides of the Seine to celebrate the opening of the Paris Olympics. As a result, because there are not enough security personnel, 400,000 people are reduced to 200,000 people, which is not enough security personnel, and the audience must be reduced, and even the outdoor opening ceremony plan may be canceled.

France, what a poor ghost empire! With less than 30 days to go until the Olympics, it continues to rot

The poster of the Paris Olympics is the Hermès royal designer himself, you see, the Paris in the painting is not a thriving, gentle and romantic. As a result, in real Paris, there are rats scurrying around on the roadside, and 6 million rats dominate Paris.

The Paris you thought was all about welcoming the Olympics. As a result, the people of Paris are afraid that the government will hold the Olympics well, so they will go on strike in the streets for a while, and warn tourists on the Internet for the next time, don't come, don't come.

The French government is the same, for fear that the Olympics will surpass the Tokyo Olympics, and then, the subway price will increase; Hotels are skyrocketing; The Seine is stinky, and the meals eaten by the athletes, 60% are vegetarian, and another 40% have large snails.

That is, this Olympics gives people the feeling that all the money is spent on the hilt of the knife. Of course, this is mainly because luxury goods look very glamorous, but they don't cost a lot of money, not to mention that they are sponsored by brands, but the construction of venues, subway scheduling, Seine River control, and rodent eradication operations all cost money, once it comes to these, the French can't handle it, just like a down-and-out aristocrat, no matter how bright the robes they wear outside, but what about the inside, um~~

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