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In 2014, when I watched it for the first time, I smiled back and forth, because it was the story of Situ Yaozu (played by Zheng Kai).
That year, the Douban score was 5.5, and there was a lot of scolding.
scolded the actor, the protagonist Zheng Kai is popular, how can he star in such a bad film.
scolded the director, what kind of things did the director, there is no logic in some places, and the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth.
scolded the producer, this kind of script is worth it, and it deserves to lose money.
In 2024, if you look at it again, you won't be able to laugh.
I found out that the main character in the film turned out to be myself.
Ten years later, looking at the lines carefully, I feel that every word is a prophecy, pointing directly to the present.
The satire of the whole film is so strong, if it were not set in the Northern Song Dynasty, it would be impossible to pass the review today.
The reason why it can become popular is in response to the words of the great writer Mingyue back then, "If you want to see whether something is valuable or not, it depends on how long it has existed."
The story begins
The protagonist, Situ Yaozu, lived in the Northern Song Dynasty and was a typical young man in a small town.
One day, he suddenly became enlightened and discovered an amazing fact: people who were not as good as you when they were young have better off than you when they grow up. Even humiliating themselves.
He was not reconciled.
In order to marry Bai Fumei and go to the peak of his life, Situ Yaozu went from his hometown Hejian Mansion to Bianjing, the national capital.
See the mighty and majestic gatekeepers and the busy streets. Situ Yaozu believes that this is the place where dreams take off.
By chance, Situ Yaozu fought for the singer Erya, upheld justice, and met Zhang Erhe's son, Zhang Dingding.
Let me insert a sentence with you, some people say that there are many metaphors for Zhang Erhe in the play.
Because of the idiom "Zhang Guan Li Dai", and "Erhe" and "Shuangjiang" are synonymous.
In addition, the film was released in 2014, and Li Tianyi (later renamed "Li Guanfeng"), the son of the well-known singer Li Shuangjiang, was criminally detained on February 22, 2013 on suspicion of gang rape, and the Haidian District Court of Beijing made a first-instance judgment and sentenced Li Guanfeng to 10 years in prison for rape.
Therefore, some people interpret "Zhang Erhe" in the play, which is actually the connotation of "Li Shuangjiang".
The author believes that such an interpretation is completely personal obscenity. Film entertainment is already in the middle of the rivers and lakes, the rivers and lakes are not fighting and killing, but the people are sophisticated, and the behavior of obviously offending the bigwigs in the circle, the producers of the film will never dare. It's just that the mouth grows on someone else, and the producer can't stop it.
Straight to the point.
Story development
When I came to Bianjing, I had to find a place to settle down. Such an embarrassing rental experience, I don't know if you have experienced it.
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In the end, he rented this dilapidated hut, and Situ Yaozu began to be busy with gaining fame.
At the beginning of the exam, the candidates secretly cheated and took out the essays they had written in advance. The examiner asks all candidates to write down their origins and origins.
Situ Yaozu had diarrhea, and when he went to the toilet, he accidentally discovered the secret of grading. The prince kept all the examination papers of the children born in the prime family, and all the examination papers of the children born in ordinary families were sent to the firewood room to start the fire.
The examiners scoffed at people from ordinary backgrounds, believing that they were all things that did not enter the stream, and that they should accept their fate, rather than trying to change their fate through the imperial examination.
Failed the imperial examination. Situ Yaozu could only start looking for a job.
Either relevant work experience is required, or a degree in martial arts is required.
In the end, he was accepted for the security position of the theater, and he was quite unwilling, thinking that he was from a famous and decent family.
After chatting with colleagues, I found that there were many famous and decent people, including the Wudang faction, the Emei faction, the Kongtong faction and so on. Don't roll it, don't want it.
After some hard work, Situ was pleasantly surprised to find that he was one step away from his dream.
After a series of setbacks, Situ Yaozu had a nervous breakdown.
However, he was still unwilling, so he decided to stay by throwing copper plates.
After the copper plate is thrown, it falls to the ground. Situ chased all the way, and by mistake, came to the Yushitai.
Situ Yaozu saw many people complaining, he thought, this is the revelation of God to him, do not flinch or evade, face the unfair government, and let out his own weak cry, although a person's voice is weak, but there will be a day when the clouds will be cleared.
The irony is here again.
The officers and soldiers who came out of the Yushitai couldn't help but say that they couldn't stand the output of the people who complained, and Situ Guangzong couldn't stand it, so he taught the officers and soldiers a lesson, and beat the officers and soldiers to the ground.
The leading officers and soldiers said to the people, which of you can take him (Situ Yaozu), your case, the master will be the first to handle it.
The reversal came, and the complainants rushed up to take down Situ Yaozu.
Human nature is vividly displayed, and in the face of power, they are powerless; In the face of the weak, what they have is strength.
After Situ Yaozu was caught, after a brief questioning, he said that he was going to sue for fraud in the imperial examination. So, he was sent to the leader.
Who is the leader?
Du Yushi and Taichang Shaoqing Zhang Erhe, Zhang Erhe used a little trick, and forced Situ Yaozu to recognize him as a godson, this godson is not in vain, he can be a concubine.
Can it be so easy to turn over ? Is there a big pie falling from the sky? This wave of wealth has come like this?
Of course not, as the saying goes, there must be a demon when something goes wrong!
The actual situation is that the princess was captured, and the Ouchi master went to the rescue, and all of them turned into leeks and were killed one after another.
The emperor had no choice but to force the ministers to sacrifice their sons, use a competition to determine the candidate for the horse, and then go to rescue the princess.
For such a dangerous task, how could the ministers be willing to sacrifice their own children.
Untouchables like Situ Yaozu are the best candidates to die.
Dead is dead, no one cares. As a result, it was foreseeable that Situ Yaozu won the first place in the competition and became a colt.
The emperor rewarded a thousand taels of gold as funds for rescuing the princess.
A commonplace scene appeared.
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The water is wet over the ground, and the hands are three points of fertilizer. A thousand taels of gold turned into a copper coin.
Situ Yaozu didn't care about these at all, it was a gift, and if it was gone, it would be gone.
On the way to rescue the princess, Situ Yaozu encountered reality again. met a county official who seemed ridiculous, but everything could be done reasonably.
When I met the county magistrate, the magistrate and the official were playing mahjong. The mahjong table and chair are the tables and chairs for the trial. They were put together. There was no interrogation, and the county magistrate took it to the shocking wood and directly judged the case.
Is it ridiculous to sentence without trial?
Situ Yaozu was not convinced, he put a few hundred taels of silver in the money bank, turned into nothing, and became a prisoner after picking up a few pieces of broken silver. The eight-character yamen door is open to the south, and there is no reason to come in. To catch one is to catch a thief. If you catch four, you will capture the criminal gang.
One and a bunch, how can it be the same? Achievements and political achievements, how can they be the same?
The county magistrate picked up the startling wood and prepared to close the case. Zhang Dingding reversed the situation with one word, "my father Zhang Erhe".
Sometimes, this set is not necessarily useful. Because some people have not seen the horrors of power, some people will question it, but there are other times, this trick is tried and tested.
There is only one reason, that is, I am not afraid of 10,000, I am afraid of what if. The county magistrate was one of the leaders, and then put on a bright smile and posed for his crimes.
"I really don't know 2580,000 today, and I don't know a dragon with my eyes, so I'll punish myself three more times."
Regarding the reason for this operation, the county official explained the reason in an interview.
I have no way of proving that they are real, but I also have no way of proving that they are fake. In this case, it is better to believe that there is. Besides, I don't have to pay a penny for entertaining them. Spend the money of the yamen and go through your own relationships. Take 10,000 steps back, what if they are all real? Then you're cornering yourself.
Will you be able to find a reason to refute the county officer? I have to admit that what the county official said is the safest way.
Spend the money of the yamen and go through your own relationships. If it's fake, you have nothing to lose, but if it's true, it's a story of turning over.
After a lot of hardships, Situ Yaozu finally arrived at the destination of rescuing the princess.
But Situ was not happy. Erya saw what was on his mind and said euphemistically.
There are two fish, the one on the left wants to cross the dragon gate and become a dragon, the one on the right knows that it is impossible, but is still willing to swim with him to the dragon gate, and in the end he can only look at him, turn into a dragon, go away and fly high, or did not cross the dragon gate, fell to death on the river bank, do you say that the two of them live freely in the water? Why do you have to be a dragon?
Situ Yaozu heard the meaning of the words, but he still persevered to the end.
In the end, they found out that it was the second colt who kidnapped the princess, isn't it ridiculous?
Why?
Marrying a princess is to invite a Buddha to go home and offer it, but he doesn't dare to offend his father-in-law, and lives a life of patience.
In the end, the two ponies were captured alive. In February of the second year of Jingkang, Situ Yaozu married Princess Jianren, and was subject to the throne of the horse, and the official worship was controlled by the two products. In March, the Jin soldiers were in Bianliang, Song Huizong was captured, and the Northern Song Dynasty perished.
The times are like sickles, and dynasties are like leeks, cutting off stubble after stubble.
At the end of the film, Situ Yaozu had an epiphany, chasing unrealistic lofty goals, ignoring the people around him who care about you.
In the end, I originally thought a lot of words about the theme of sublimation, but after thinking about it, the 3,000-word long essay is not very exciting, it is purely an emotional catharsis of the self, who will see this, just don't write it.
I don't know why, after watching the whole film, I feel that I have a lot of stamina, I was confused, I picked up a real gun, pulled the trigger, and shot a bullet, the bullet flew very slowly, but it kept flying, seeing it through Zhang Erhe, through the government service, through the county official, I was so happy that my heart beat faster, but then it passed through Erya, my heart ached, to chase the bullet, not to let it hurt the dear people again, but I couldn't catch up, chased and chased, opened my eyes, it turned out to be a dream.
When I lifted my watch, I found that my arms were numb, and it was already 6 o'clock in the afternoon, and my colleagues in the company had left work.
In the corridor, the cleaning aunt shouted, "Is there anything you haven't walked, take the stairs down, the elevator is going to close."
I got up to pack my things and walked on the way home when I heard a faint wind behind me.
Stopping and turning, the bullet hit the center of the eyebrow.
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