Probably because of being on the internet for too long.
It's time to go back to the real world of birds and flowers.
Brother Ji always feels that the Chinese words used by modern people when tearing X seem to lack the direct and powerful expression that they once had.
scolding and scolding, it is just a trick to greet the parents of both sides and point directly to the next three ways.
It's vulgar, it's violent.
But what's the use, it's not that it will be compressed into the shape of *** by the platform.
Back then, when Brother Ji played LOL for the first time, most of the friends around him heard that there were many black rose girls and many Ionian gods, so they went to create an account without a brain.
I'm different.
I was going to Telecom Zone 2.
Yes, that's right, it's the one that terrifies countless summoners-
Zaun
Just like the "Justice League" can't get together a Martha, the "Avengers" group has less than a pair of parents.
Wu Yanzu of Line 6, as the miracle creator of online games and the ceiling of the combat power of the Jianghu forces, is also one of the few people in the whole Zu'an District who can pull his family in and bring it back safely.
So why is Brother Ji so able to write?
No way.
Here in the Zuan, only those who type fast can save their names.
It's just like what Brother Ji said earlier.
Those who play fast do not necessarily win, and those who are not blocked are winners.
Therefore, how to express the extreme inner thoughts of the time without being blocked by the keywords set up by the platform has become a philosophy that every Zuan player has to savor before creating an account.
At first, I thought that this standard skill had long since left us with the development of the times.
But guess what.
Recently, Brother Ji stumbled upon a website that allowed me to get back that lost youth...
And it has been dubbed the title of "tone friendly converter" by countless netizens-
「Goblin」
But the reason why "Goblin" is popular is not because it can make the originally vulgar and foul-smelling words amiable.
Instead, it can turn the already terrible words into more yin and yang.
Now, for example.
In general.
When we "communicate amicably" with our opponents, we more or less use phrases like "go to xǐ" and so on.
However, it has been processed by "Goblin".
There is an extra taste of blessing -
Hope you can find the right place for you.
Or if you are questioned by your teammates, you may reply with a "You know a Der".
And in "Goblin" this one.
seems to be complimenting, but in fact, the ridicule value is full.
You're so smart~~
In addition, it has high emotional intelligence, and it can also skillfully dissolve foul language such as "pulling a big lump" into "achieving rich results".
“答辩”and“成果”相对。
This wave of literary literacy is full.
"Practice more dishes, don't play if you can't".
It can also be paraphrased as "If you don't want to, don't play, no one will be able to see your dish anyway, and no one will care about your dish anyway".
Eh no, Brother Ji asked you to be sarcastic.
Why are you still scolding Brother Ji, I'm here.
Especially the last sentence that resembles Barbatos, the god of the wind, "Hey, hey! ", which pushed this sentence to a height that it should not have.
"Listening to your words is like listening to your words."
Brother Ji originally thought that "Goblin" would only turn this sentence into a statement style such as "said equals not said".
Unexpectedly, when "Goblin" saw this sentence, it was as if he had been poked at the G-spot, and suddenly began to go crazy on the spot.
crackled and threw a big lump of words on Brother Ji's face, not only saying that your words stinker than Xiang who stepped on the soles of his feet, but even being chased by mosquitoes all night is not as annoying as your persecution Lai Lai.
It's reborn and it's still full of quality.
Although most of the time, "Goblin" still can't bypass the three core elements of ", pee, fart", but overall, the effect is not bad.
Because it really understands the effect of the show, and is also very proficient in human nature.
In particular, no matter who reads the following paragraph, it is inevitable that there will be some waves in my heart.
It's not hard to imagine that when you and your opponent are in the same line on the public screen, and the opponent is still crackling and knocking on the initials, you can use the preemptive move to forcibly control the field.
On the one hand, it expresses what you want to say.
On the other hand, it can also taunt the full value.
What is a dimensionality reduction strike?
I guess that's it.
Of course, "Goblin" isn't just for swearing.
You can also change the tone according to your needs.
For example, you can make it more "professional".
Just said "practice more dishes".
It will change its yin and yang tone, look at you kindly, and say: Since you can't play, you might as well give up your pleasure and do your homework.
Replace it with "formal", which means "formal".
It will say with a kind face, your value is really not as good as barbecued pork.
In short, the recipe for the success of bad mouth literature lies in it.
However, Brother Ji also recommends that you do not use this website to generate text at will when it is not necessary, especially when chatting with friends on WeChat and QQ...
So as not to cause some unnecessary trouble.
The way to use "Goblin" is also very simple.
Once you open the website, select "Formalizer" at the top of the website.
Then switch the style to "More sarcastic", which means "sarcasm".
I hope you all have fun.
The picture comes from the Internet