Let a top social phobia be the host, you will never imagine how far he can speak!
How big is the difference between I and E?
On May 16, the official account of Aiyiwu released a video about the top social terror host, which attracted the attention and heated discussions of the majority of netizens.
In the video, the male college student was a host at the school's sports day, and it can be seen that he was very nervous at that time.
It is difficult not to be nervous as a host in front of the whole school, and the host himself said: Because he was too nervous when he was doing the homework of the mirror report, he had a mouthful.
Just as the boy greeted the camera, the boy said: "Hello audience friends." ”
When he said that he was good, his own voice trembled, and even his lips turned white, could it be because of nervousness?
When the host wanted to continue, he suddenly forgot the words he wanted to say next, so his brain was crazy thinking about the words.
This is a mistake that occurs when people are overly nervous, as long as you exercise more, you will not suddenly forget words like the host.
The next line is: The next sports meeting is ready, waiting for the "post-fried".
Wait a minute, after frying? "Waiting"? It can be seen that the host is very nervous, but why did he say something about cooking?
When it comes to post-frying, I can't believe what I'm talking about, how can I talk about post-frying?
Then we started talking about the show, but the host seemed to have said the wrong thing again because of nervousness, so I had to rub my face and cheer myself up again.
But what people didn't expect was that the original line should have been "opening ceremony", but I didn't expect the host to be nervous for a while and directly say "opening dish", leaving himself speechless.
At the back of the video, the host explained: Because he is a top I person, he feels like his mouth is sloppy when he speaks. (i person means social fear)
And the netizens below ridiculed when they heard the male college student talk about the opening dish.
Some netizens ridiculed the male college student's Mandarin level.
When netizens saw it, they couldn't help but worry about him, saying, "Save him!" ”
However, he is also a top i-person, and the following person really died in public, and it was at his son's wedding.
On November 30, 2023, Aicixi officially released a video of a top I-person father attending his son's wedding in Shandong, and his body was nervous and trembling when he spoke.
When the father in the video speaks, his speech trembles due to introversion, and even the screaming of his son is particularly funny, and even the father's own daughter-in-law can't help but cover her hands and laugh.
When he called his son's daughter-in-law, his legs were excited, as if he was attending a wedding, wasn't this his son marrying his daughter-in-law? This father was even more excited than his own son.
When I continued, I don't know if it was because the microphone was too far away, or because my father was too nervous, so I couldn't hear what I was saying next.
Let's just say, what does this good thick rice mean? How can this be translated?
The above sentence can at least be translated, and the following sentence really doesn't know how to understand, and even the words haven't been translated.
Even the aunt in the back couldn't laugh anymore, from the beginning of the laugh to the end of the video, the smile leaned back and forth.
When netizens saw this video, they all began to ridicule the father, saying: "Is this here to brush the steps of a certain software?" ”
Some netizens thought that the microphone was leaking, and the body was shaking.
Is this the scene of the social death of the top i person, however, if there is an i person, there will be an e person, and the character of the e person is just the opposite of the i person. (E person means sheniu)
This E person has always been the existence that I people are most afraid of, and I am most afraid that E people will find I people with a cheerful mood.
On September 26, 2023, People's Video officially released a video about the teacher of person I meeting the student of person e.
When a social phobia teacher was about to go home on the subway, what he didn't expect was to meet his own social cow student, and when the student arrived at the station, the student suddenly shouted: "Teacher Wang, hard work!" ”
This student is very polite, but have you ever thought that your teacher is a social terrorist, when you slipped away after saying this, have you thought about it, you are happy, but what about your teacher?
When the student got off the station, the teacher didn't forget to look out the door, and the teacher probably thought: "Boy, thank you so much!" I'm so embarrassed by you.
The teacher thought that he could finally relax, but he didn't expect that a bigger surprise was waiting for him later.
At this moment, another student was even more social, and actually introduced his teacher to the person next to him, saying, "This is our teacher, the math teacher, and our homeroom teacher." ”
This made the teacher's face flushed, and if there was a hole in the ground, he was afraid that he would have already gotten into it, and his legs were tight.
However, the teacher finally got ready to get out of the car, and when he walked to the door, he wanted to escape from this dangerous place as soon as possible.
Seeing that the teacher was about to get off the station, another classmate began to be naughty and said, "Teacher Wang, go home and have a good rest." Another student said, "I can finally go home, Mr. Wang, bye." ”
This gave Mr. Wang an embarrassment, and he wanted to open the car door with his bare hands to escape, and when the door opened, Mr. Wang also quickly escaped.
The teacher could never have imagined that his students could let themselves die so socially.
But when the two social cows are together, you can never imagine that scene, it's really intense, I people probably think: Are these E people so good at playing?
On July 12, 2022, the city newspaper officially released a video of a strange man going to celebrate his birthday at a neighboring table in Xiangyang, Hunan.
Let's just say celebrate someone's birthday, what do you want to do when you go to someone's table and applaud wildly?
The waiter next to him was embarrassed, and the scared waiter hurriedly stopped him, thinking that he had come to make trouble, but who knew that he was here to send blessings to others.
They all gave their girlfriends a little bit of a, and the brother who had his birthday stood up in response to him and applauded with him.
Is this the power of Sheniu? It's a long experience.
After the blessing, the two people also shook hands and hugged each other, as long as it was not themselves who were embarrassed, it was someone else who was embarrassed.
Netizens felt embarrassed when they saw this video, and they really thought they were here to fight.
Some netizens expressed their views on Sheniu.
There are also some netizens who envy the two of them, and they feel that the two of them are quite happy like this.
epilogue
In fact, social fears are not afraid, but those social fears are unwilling to exercise themselves, unwilling to let themselves try to be lively and cheerful, and unwilling to share their hearts with others.
We want life to be colorful and to be able to live happily every day.
I hope that those netizens who have social fear can make more close friends, and then they will understand the joy of making friends.
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