1.
It's too hot, and I want to find someone to fight cold.
2.
I wanted to be a rich woman, but I accidentally became a belly wife.
3.
I also had light in my eyes, and the doctor didn't say astigmatism.
4.
My weight loss was three days of fishing and 362 days of drying nets.
5.
I know you have good intentions, but don't set out yet.
6.
There are only two things in life: this will not be, and that will not be.
7.
Life has given me a lot of opportunities to get fat, and I have seized them all.
8.
How did I manage to be idle all day and exhausted.
9.
The secret to maintaining beauty: it used to be sleeping, now it's retouching.
10.
I knew that this was the kind of life, and I started saving money in kindergarten.
11.
Go to bed early, your heart is already very perverted, and your body must be healthy.
12.
Every time I say lose weight, I'm just scaring my little flesh.
13.
shouting resignation every day, getting full attendance every month, scolding the leader behind his back and singing a grateful heart at the end of the year.
14.
The biggest lie in the world is when you register as a user: I have read and agree to the use of these terms.
15.
The most failed person is Tang Seng, and the people around him, whether they are friends or enemies, always want to send him to the west.
16.
Some people are really too bottomless, and they even have to copy hahahahaha, don't you laugh yourself?
17.
I also want to fall in love, but my parents' disapproval is secondary, mainly because the person I am in love with also disagrees.
18.
I was advised to run every day to release stress, and after running for a few days, I found that it was more stressful to run every day.
19.
Someone said that he would cover my living expenses for a month with a pair of shoes, and I laughed, and I wanted to tell him that the kind of shoes in twenty or thirty are less worn.
20.
My current state is: the fat do whatever he wants, the poor are upright, the fat on his body never gives up, and the money in his wallet is unkind.