Yesterday I met a strange thing.
Wonderful 1
Yesterday morning a woman evaded a fare on the bus. The bus driver opened the door on the right side of his driver's seat and chased him off the bus, shouting at the woman: "You haven't made a ticket yet!" ”
The woman came back, standing at the front door, the driver had already gotten into the car, and he shouted to the people in the car: "Which eldest sister brushed her?" Then he said to the woman, "Transfer two pieces of silver." ”
Someone robbed this matter, because Alipay does not cost money to transfer, which is equivalent to two dollars for nothing. Sure enough, a young woman in the back of the car ran up to do this. I didn't rob it.
When the matter was done, the car started driving again, and the driver said that the woman had evaded the fare more than once! He asked the young woman if the fare evader had transferred the two dollars to her. The young woman said she had received it. The driver then said, "If you don't receive it, I'll get out of the car and chase her!" ”
That woman is really shameless. The driver said that if she didn't know how to pay, she could ask, ask the driver and ask the passengers. She didn't ask, just stood next to the payment machine, stood at the station where she should get off the train, and slipped off without saying anything and laughing!
If everyone is like her, they can take the bus casually without spending money, then the bus company will no longer have to operate. If the bus driver doesn't care about this, then he has to be said, even if you don't swipe the card for the elderly, the bus driver will take care of it, and he doesn't care about his leader, he has to say him!
Later, several people on the bus woke up and said that the young woman swiped the card for the fare evader, but the fare evader didn't even say "thank you".
Wonderful 2
Yesterday morning, in order to report the publicity day materials to the city, I first took a look at the materials that MZ reported to me below, and only 6 of the 32 units reported materials to me this year, which is really a record low.
Looking at the materials reported by these 6 units, I feel that the problems found may be of universal significance, so I will talk about them in the group in time.
I said five questions:
1. Misclassification: **Small lecture hall should be placed in "lectures", not in "others";
Second, the number of lectures or the number of beneficiaries do not meet the standard: the number of program requirements should not be less than twice, the number of people should not be less than 100, and the two indicators are up to the standard to be considered to be up to standard, this is what the director said, I think she is right this time.
3. I said to the group: "It's best not to spell the vertical picture in the activity record table like this." Actually, it's not "it's better not to", but "don't", because it's too ugly to spell like this. It's best to use a horizontal chart, which accounts for half of the article, and if you really want to use a vertical chart, you can occupy one article. But I didn't say that much.
Fourth, "What do people fill in the columns that people put up?" Is it okay to fill in this way? ”
5. "A summary is a summary, and an activity record sheet is an activity record form." The activity record sheet is a record sheet of an on-site promotional activity, and the corresponding photos should be included in the form. I don't need to say what the summary is, and the summary can be followed by typical photos of various forms of publicity. What is the activity record sheet mixed in the summary? ”
After I finished talking at length, there was a strange sentence in the group that came to me: "*Sister, I think I can talk about all the requirements and standardize them in the next training." ”
I was busy writing a summary and didn't see it, but I saw it in the afternoon, and I was displeased when I saw it, and I fixed my eyes to see who this person was. Oh, it turned out to be her, they didn't submit the materials in time this time - they didn't do what they were asked to do, why do you ask me? Every year, they are required to submit materials in time after the end of the event, they don't know?!
So I immediately went back to the strange one, and I said briefly: "It's all in the propaganda plan." ”
They don't hand in the materials, I can't find the problem if I can't see the materials, I can't find the problem, what can I tell them? I remember that there were more units that submitted materials last year, and I summed up more than a dozen questions for them, and I also told them all in the group. But sometimes it's all about it, and they still commit it.
Just like the fourth article, people ask people to fill in the "subject/name/title" in the header, and there are people who fill in numbers, and they don't even know which ones should be filled in the text and which ones should be filled in the numbers, how can this be done! I would like to advise people who make similar mistakes to re-read elementary school! But I can't say that, I can't wait for my retirement to be offended by me! However, let's talk about such a mistake, is it a low-level mistake?!
Wonderful 3
The waitress at the Huang Stew restaurant at noon was very indifferent to me, as if I owed her something, as if I went to her house to take advantage.
How did her family hire such a waitress? Isn't it harmony that makes money?
The previous waiter asked me if I wanted to add food when I got to the next step, but she was fine, so she went straight to the last step to pay. I said I wanted to add more food! I want yellow stewed duck blood, without vegetables, how can I swallow duck blood just by eating it?! She just returned, returned, returned, I added two kinds of vegetables, rape and fungus, a total of 19 yuan.
She didn't smile the whole time. Do you think she's weird?
But the food is delicious, and there are songs to listen to, because she won't stop going next time. This shows that the boss will do business, but the waiter boss didn't choose well.
Yesterday I encountered so many strange things, of course, the biggest strange thing is that our * director and the city manager arranged the training schedule, so I encountered all negative stimuli, and my heart has been panicking.
I guess everyone wants to find inner peace, right? I couldn't find it yesterday.
When I got off work at noon, I saw a white butterfly fluttering by the ditch in the community, and I slowed down for it. The word "Pian" is so apt that it highly sums up the dance of butterflies in flight. I felt it had black patterns on it, but I wasn't wearing glasses at the time, so I couldn't see it very clearly. I should have been able to have a moment of peace at that moment, but I didn't.
After work at night, I was still there, I actually smelled a good fragrance, followed the fragrance and looked up, it turned out to be a honeysuckle vine waterfall on the wall has been full of honeysuckle! Look at the sky overhead, a round of golden moon buds! I should have been able to have a moment of peace at that moment, but I didn't!
Why is that? All for the same reason! The air smells of sewers in the ditch! It's terrible. Now that there is noise, dust, and strange smell in the air, how much better can I be?!
At noon, I took health care products and shook out a piece of "ginger and garlic slices", but I didn't operate it well and fell to the ground. If you fall to the ground, you will fall to the ground, and you can't find it! The white, not-so-small pill, I could clearly watch it fall in that direction - under the leg of the dining table, but I couldn't find it with a broom! Eventually, I felt like I had moved the table, and I pushed it a little further south—and just then, the white pills were revealed! This is really a nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it! At that moment, I was happy, I was calm, right? But it's only a moment as big as a needle.
Others say that health products are deceitful, no matter what, but I eat the "ginger and garlic slices" that my mother gave me, it really works, it is anti-inflammatory. Health care products are expensive, and health care products are only filled with the bottom of a bottle (there are not a few capsules in a bottle). That's probably why I'm so obsessed with finding it. Two years in Toutiao may not be enough to buy a few of these "pills".
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(The video of the renovation of the community and the digging of the ditch is always under review and has been deleted.) ）